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Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

El Scotch posted:

:laffo: zodiac reference

Best thing about this election for me so far is getting to hear a serious NPR political reporter say on their official NPR Politics podcast "The Cruz campaign hasn't answered any of my e-mails since I asked if he was the Zodiac killer."

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
I work at a farmer's market on the weekends and a lot of the independent farmers who simply can't afford to go organic will, when pressed, describe their crops as "traditionally cultivated" which usually assuages the organic-obsessed crowd.

On the other hand, I once overheard a mother tell her kid that GMOs are "things people put in your food to make you sick".

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Poor Kasich, Republican Super Delegates are required to vote for whomever the state they represent voted for. Your superglue strategy is for naught. :(

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

Donald Trump won the big prize in Arizona, but Cruz collected all the delegates in Utah. Trump has a commanding lead, but Cruz still has hope and the battle between the two candidates is getting increasingly contentious. In fact, a good cartoon would be showing them fighting over their wives.

There are many serious cartoons I need to draw, too. Obama’s visit to Cuba in order to kiss the backside of one of the the Castro thugs. Then there’s the bombings in Belgium. There’s a never-ending stream of ideas for cartoons, but for now this will have to suffice until I get some commercial assignments completed. One of my goals on Patreon is to become a full time cartoonist- until that goal is reached, I must keep paying the bills with graphic design projects.

Stay tooned!

Such a dilemma, at the same time I want Ben to draw more but I don't want to give him money :v:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


I think this might be the least flattering drawing of Brad Pitt I have ever seen

also at first I thought it was a mistake that he had Edward Norton delivering this line but then I thought about it some more. A Spoiler Cartoon.

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012



I'm glad he added the protesters label. Very helpful.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

SOROS PRODUCTIONS

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
Normally Garrison nails caricatures pretty well- what the gently caress is up with his Cruz?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Garrison is gonna veer off into Dees territory if he's not careful. Turn left, Gentle Ben!

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014
A George Soros Joint

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

zakharov posted:

Garrison is gonna veer off into Dees territory if he's not careful. Turn left, Gentle Ben!

No. Let it happen.

Let him embrace Zyklon Ben. :unsmigghh:

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

vyelkin posted:

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Canada has announced a new budget with a $30B deficit.

Yes, it is. :3:

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012



George Soros is why girls don't go out with Nice Guys, therefore I'm voting Trump.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Is George Soros handing out money to people that disrupt Trump events? Where the gently caress is the line to sign up for that? It's like the "Union thug" position cartoonists seem to think exist; I can't find a job listing for that poo poo anywhere and I would totally be happy to be a union thug.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

chairface posted:

Is George Soros handing out money to people that disrupt Trump events? Where the gently caress is the line to sign up for that? It's like the "Union thug" position cartoonists seem to think exist; I can't find a job listing for that poo poo anywhere and I would totally be happy to be a union thug.

Union thugs are sourced from the Thug Union. You can't just walk in and expect to strongarm job creators your first day

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


chairface posted:

Is George Soros handing out money to people that disrupt Trump events? Where the gently caress is the line to sign up for that? It's like the "Union thug" position cartoonists seem to think exist; I can't find a job listing for that poo poo anywhere and I would totally be happy to be a union thug.
You gotta put in your time as a Soros protestor to earn that promotion to union thug. After that it goes Obama brownshirt -> MSM shill -> ZOG puppetmaster -> international cabal banker -> Illuminati member.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT
Just saw a Branco cartoon in a report about people protesting Obama's Cuba visit. It was Obama bracing Raul while saying he had his back.

Edit: Found it.

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Mar 23, 2016

Obama 2012
Mar 28, 2002

"I never knew what hope was until it ran out in a red gush over my lips, my hands!"

-Anne Rice, Interview with the President

Lord Hydronium posted:

You gotta put in your time as a Soros protestor to earn that promotion to union thug. After that it goes Obama brownshirt -> MSM shill -> ZOG puppetmaster -> international cabal banker -> Illuminati member.

So basically it ends up the same as the vast World Wide Zionist Conspiracy from 100 years ago, except not (expressly) run by Jews?

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
Since the Chicago Trump rally thingy, Garrison's been (re)tweeting a ton about Soros-paid thugs and linking news items about them from great sources like Breitbart and a site called Gateway Pundit. This is why I'm sad he doesn't have enough free time to put it all on paper :v:
example:
https://twitter.com/trumpservative/status/711660627371171840?lang=fi


Bonus: it's slightly off-topic but while combing his old tweets I found a painting made by Ben and I'm obligated to post it :finland:

The swan of Tuonela and the hero Lemminkäinen by mr. Benjamin Garrison

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ManlyGrunting posted:

:catstare:

Even ignoring how incredibly false that is, what the hell is he implying? Does he think that blood transfusions should be kept along racial lines like in WWII?

No he thinks that socialized medicine can't work in the US because it would be too apt for exploitation by black people lazy moochers

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Trogdos! posted:

Since the Chicago Trump rally thingy, Garrison's been (re)tweeting a ton about Soros-paid thugs and linking news items about them from great sources like Breitbart and a site called Gateway Pundit. This is why I'm sad he doesn't have enough free time to put it all on paper :v:
example:
https://twitter.com/trumpservative/status/711660627371171840?lang=fi


Bonus: it's slightly off-topic but while combing his old tweets I found a painting made by Ben and I'm obligated to post it :finland:

The swan of Tuonela and the hero Lemminkäinen by mr. Benjamin Garrison

That is an impressive case of face blindness

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Trogdos! posted:

Since the Chicago Trump rally thingy, Garrison's been (re)tweeting a ton about Soros-paid thugs and linking news items about them from great sources like Breitbart and a site called Gateway Pundit.

Jim Hoft, aka Gateway Pundit, is called "The Dumbest Man On The Internet" for a reason:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2010/09/21/jim-hoft-dumbest-man-on-the-internet/170927
http://wonkette.com/504595/jim-hoft-finally-officially-designated-as-the-dumbest-man-on-the-internet-with-reed-irvine-award
http://wonkette.com/558009/stupidest-man-on-internet-declares-victory-over-liberal-media-who-stopped-covering-ferguson-because-of-him
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/art..._Oregon_Shooter
http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2013/10/769-jim-hoft.html

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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To be fair I am pretty sure someone somewhere is going to call you the dumbest person ever if you spend long enough on the internet.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

To be fair I am pretty sure someone somewhere is going to call you the dumbest person ever if you spend long enough on the internet.

Google "Dumbest Man On The Internet" and this is what you get:



Hoft's got the position pretty well locked down.

And to Ben Garrison, this is a great investigative source.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Man, who could have predicted a year ago that the thing to drive Republicans into the arms of socialized healthcare would be another Republican?

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

vyelkin posted:

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Rob Ford died. I see what MacKay was going for here (Rob Ford was famous but nobody knows who Toronto's other mayors are) but this is a very poorly thought out cartoon because it ends up looking like Rob Ford was the greatest mayor Toronto ever had and not even MacKay holds that bad an opinion.


This is beyond amazing. How can MacKay be that bad at his job? there's no way to read this other than he's a huge Rob Ford fan, and he was the greatest Mayor Toronto has ever seen.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Torontonians don't even know who their previous mayors were aside from Rob Ford so I immediately got it on the first glance.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Goatman Sacks posted:



Not a fan of the Plucky Lil' Hillary caricature, but I like the point it makes

Is this referencing a specific thing?

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Trogdos! posted:

Bonus: it's slightly off-topic but while combing his old tweets I found a painting made by Ben and I'm obligated to post it :finland:

The swan of Tuonela and the hero Lemminkäinen by mr. Benjamin Garrison

Is the legend about depression and the ultimate suicide of Lemminkäinen?

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Ben Garrison is basically MittFits at this point.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Trogdos! posted:

Since the Chicago Donald "I think I am a nice person" Trump rally thingy, Garrison's been (re)tweeting a ton about Soros-paid thugs and linking news items about them from great sources like Breitbart and a site called Gateway Pundit. This is why I'm sad he doesn't have enough free time to put it all on paper :v:
example:
https://twitter.com/trumpservative/status/711660627371171840?lang=fi



lol so is his point like "look, SEE!? she clearly doesn't believe in the message she's sending!"

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

TheTatteredKing posted:

Is this referencing a specific thing?

Yeah, Joe Scarborough, MSNBC's token conservative(?), said she should smile more (which is apparently a common catcall for women who walk to work in large cities) and not shout or some poo poo, and now it means the entire Media is sexist against Clinton what with their treating her like the inevitable candidate and all

Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Mar 23, 2016

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

TheTatteredKing posted:

Is this referencing a specific thing?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Ahahahaha CNN is such loving trash now. Just Asking Questions!!!!

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Nosfereefer posted:

Is the legend about depression and the ultimate suicide of Lemminkäinen?

Kind of. Lemminkainen gets sent to capture the swan to win the hand of a witch's beautiful daughter, fucks up and drowns, and then his mom has to come and rake his body off the bottom of the water and bring him back to life.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

CNN still yet to disprove the rule that whenever a headline ends in a question mark, it can be answered by just replying "No."

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Rincewinds posted:

Just saw a Branco cartoon in a report about people protesting Obama's Cuba visit. It was Obama bracing Raul while saying he had his back.

Edit: Found it.



just as the embargo was going to finally work :argh:

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I wonder if Ben is mercenary enough to take sorosliberal dollars? He draws a mean sjw mermaid. But would he lose his power if he drew one as the hero?

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