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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

OSHA success story:


It looks like some of the corner went through the helmet? :ohdear:

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Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012
The hard hat's helmet is suspended above the skull.

The suspension & extra space is supposed to spread the force of any impact around and make sure it isn't directly transmitted to your skull. The penetration doesn't look that deep, so hopefully it was indeed an OSHA succes story and someone got very lucky.

Perhaps a penguin
Dec 12, 2009
I'm helping a guy build a nice kit car right now. We were working on it on the lift one day, pretty similar to one of these guys:

The rear end end of the car was on pads, and the front end of it was supported by cradles that held part of the frame. I looked at the cradles and noticed a gap between them and the frame. I looked at him and asked "This isn't right, right?" as I jiggled the cradle.

He looked at me wide eyed and said "Alright. Now, let's very calmly, but quickly, get the gently caress out from under this car."

He held on to the front end of the car as I lowered it, just to make sure it didn't tip off the lift.

"Well, it looks like I accidentally found the car's balance point. Let's make sure we never do that again."

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Saw a lady walk under a picker ucket today. The lady was like "can I walk under that" and the guy said "yea sure, cmon" as he drilled something into the wall of the building right over her head.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

KoRMaK posted:

Saw a lady walk under a picker ucket today. The lady was like "can I walk under that" and the guy said "yea sure, cmon" as he drilled something into the wall of the building right over her head.

i used to do this ll the time at my old job. worst thing i ever did was plonk some kid in the head with a speaker grille

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Raygereio posted:

The hard hat's helmet is suspended above the skull.

The suspension & extra space is supposed to spread the force of any impact around and make sure it isn't directly transmitted to your skull. The penetration doesn't look that deep, so hopefully it was indeed an OSHA succes story and someone got very lucky.

There's a YouTube video of some guys testing out various bladed and spiked weapons against a motorcycle helmet to see if they can cause fatal brain damage to a fake head inside. Motorcycle helmets are loving tough. Almost everything just bounced off barely scuffing the paint job, but the one or two times a spiked weapon like a war hammer penetrates, the helmet is so thick and multi-layered that it never even breaches the inside of the helmet to scratch the head of the guy wearing it.

chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Mar 23, 2016

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

chitoryu12 posted:

There's a YouTube video of some guys testing out various bladed and spiked weapons against a motorcycle helmet to see if they can cause fatal brain damage to a fake head inside. Motorcycle helmets are loving tough. Almost everything just bounces off barely scuffing the paint job, but the one or two times a spiked weapon like a war hammer penetrates, the helmet is so thick and multi-layered that it never even breaches the inside of the helmet to scratch the head of the guy wearing it.

I'm not sure how true the story is, but think this is a helmet of a guy that hit a bus and got dragged for a bit. Helmets are important.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
So, if I got sent back in time, a motorcycle helmet would help me fight off the barbarian hordes?

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Johnny Aztec posted:

So, if I got sent back in time, a motorcycle helmet would help me fight off the barbarian hordes?

If you had a suit of motorcycle helmets, yes

dexter6
Sep 22, 2003

Perhaps a penguin posted:

I'm helping a guy build a nice kit car right now. We were working on it on the lift one day, pretty similar to one of these guys:

The rear end end of the car was on pads, and the front end of it was supported by cradles that held part of the frame. I looked at the cradles and noticed a gap between them and the frame. I looked at him and asked "This isn't right, right?" as I jiggled the cradle.

He looked at me wide eyed and said "Alright. Now, let's very calmly, but quickly, get the gently caress out from under this car."

He held on to the front end of the car as I lowered it, just to make sure it didn't tip off the lift.

"Well, it looks like I accidentally found the car's balance point. Let's make sure we never do that again."
We were always taught in shop class to do a bounce test when the vehicle was inches off the ground. if you hear loud banging or it moves to much, lower it down and try again.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Kilo147 posted:

If you had a suit of motorcycle helmets, yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jYwQacBdGw&t=12s

hunkrust
Sep 29, 2014
I got an MA in asking leading questions about how sexism isnt real, and regularly fail to grasp that other people have different experience than me or enjoy different things.
I also own multiple fedoras, to go with my leather dusters, and racist pin badges.

Karma Monkey posted:

It looks like some of the corner went through the helmet? :ohdear:

Either way he is still probably better off than he would have been otherwise

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Not cool enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPS2l5fQ55A

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

OSHA success story:


Guy should be fired. I've seen this kind of thing before in Saving Private Ryan. Helmet saves a guy's life, so first thing he does is take it off to look at it and BAM! he gets taken out by the second flying piece of metal. Its a rookie mistake, you hate to see it.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
I'm on a phone so unsure how this will look, but saw this guy hard at work today. I suppose it could be worse...

http://m.imgur.com/7bNoyGp

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


SpacePig posted:

I'm not sure how true the story is, but think this is a helmet of a guy that hit a bus and got dragged for a bit. Helmets are important.


That specific picture is of a helmet that has undergone certification testing for just that kind of event, IIRC.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Raygereio posted:

The hard hat's helmet is suspended above the skull.

The suspension & extra space is supposed to spread the force of any impact around and make sure it isn't directly transmitted to your skull. The penetration doesn't look that deep, so hopefully it was indeed an OSHA succes story and someone got very lucky.

If he hadn't been holding that hardhat that metal thing would have sliced his fingers clean off.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

OSHA success story:


That's something to hang up on the garage wall

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
From the Welcome to Australia thread:

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Gorilla Salad posted:

From the Welcome to Australia thread:

Wouldn't want to gently caress with a Sydney Funnel Web either.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
It was probably a red headed mouse spider:


Mouse spiders look really similar to funnel web spiders, certainly close enough for people to go "Nope, ain't going anywhere near that fucker, goodbye!" Their venom is pretty darned toxic but there's no record of their bite ever causing a fatality in Australia.

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

I'm the cock clock.

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

Kaluza-Klein posted:

I'm on a phone so unsure how this will look, but saw this guy hard at work today. I suppose it could be worse...

http://m.imgur.com/7bNoyGp

Hello fellow Red Hatter.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Mouse spiders look really similar to funnel web spiders, certainly close enough for people to go "Nope, ain't going anywhere near that fucker, goodbye!" Their venom is pretty darned toxic but there's no record of their bite ever causing a fatality in Australia.

The guideline for treatment is 'treat as for severe funnelweb envenomation'.

Also, the main reason for no-recorded-fatalities is (unlike atrax robustus), we haven't built a major population centre smack in the middle of their range. I'd wager one or two of the empty pairs of boots dotted about rural NSW would be down to a mouse spider.

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

KoRMaK posted:

Saw a lady walk under a picker ucket today. The lady was like "can I walk under that" and the guy said "yea sure, cmon" as he drilled something into the wall of the building right over her head.

I walk under boom lifts all the time, if something is safe enough to be in while it's raised, it's safe enough to walk under. They all have holding valves that prevent the hydraulics from falling even if all pressure is lost. He still shouldn't have been drilling/working while she was there, though.

Last Saturday a flatbed truck hauling a boom lift hit a bridge because the driver loaded it incorrectly: he had the boom extended way up such that he managed to hit a 15' bridge doing 125km/h. I heard second hand that two of the final drive gears exploded, and that the counterweight (a piece of steel weighing over 2 tons) fell off and skidded 300' to a stop on the highway. No one was injured but Jesus, I bet that made a noise.





Also one of the drivers from my company took a video as he drove by:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoG3YR8MTxw

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It was probably a red headed mouse spider:


Mouse spiders look really similar to funnel web spiders, certainly close enough for people to go "Nope, ain't going anywhere near that fucker, goodbye!" Their venom is pretty darned toxic but there's no record of their bite ever causing a fatality in Australia.

No one wants to be the first.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

EKDS5k posted:

Last Saturday a flatbed truck hauling a boom lift hit a bridge because the driver loaded it incorrectly

Most of the time these are hilarious:





Occasionally they're less than hilarious:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2712184/Giraffe-dies-hitting-head-low-bridge-owner-drives-open-truck-South-African-highway.html

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

EKDS5k posted:

I walk under boom lifts all the time, if something is safe enough to be in while it's raised, it's safe enough to walk under. They all have holding valves that prevent the hydraulics from falling even if all pressure is lost. He still shouldn't have been drilling/working while she was there, though.

I thought the risk was the person in the lift accidentally dropping something from height, not the lift falling.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I was sent to check on some stuff at another site my employee owns. Went into the warehouse and it was dark, like no lighting at all except what came through the roller doors. Funnily enough the side door I entered put me in the racks and racks of spare lighting bulbs they kept in stock.

Also trying to find the fire hose reel to inspect it took a while - someone put a filing cabinet in front of it and as it has a flat surface on top - idiots think its now a shelf and piled more crap on top!

Someone not wearing high-vis and sneakers instead of boots operating one of those mini forklifts you walk around.

A mechanic leaning on the cage all the gas bottles are stored in the back lot having a cigarette.

And the best - a guy standing on a pallet, lifted up 2 levels fixing some guttering by a forklift with no fall restraints.

My last day before easter break turned into a safety breach writing marathon.

I need a beer. (also on that - i saw many many beer bottles in one of the general waste skipbins.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Humphreys posted:

I was sent to check on some stuff at another site my employee owns. Went into the warehouse and it was dark, like no lighting at all except what came through the roller doors. Funnily enough the side door I entered put me in the racks and racks of spare lighting bulbs they kept in stock.

Also trying to find the fire hose reel to inspect it took a while - someone put a filing cabinet in front of it and as it has a flat surface on top - idiots think its now a shelf and piled more crap on top!

Someone not wearing high-vis and sneakers instead of boots operating one of those mini forklifts you walk around.

A mechanic leaning on the cage all the gas bottles are stored in the back lot having a cigarette.

And the best - a guy standing on a pallet, lifted up 2 levels fixing some guttering by a forklift with no fall restraints.

My last day before easter break turned into a safety breach writing marathon.

I need a beer. (also on that - i saw many many beer bottles in one of the general waste skipbins.

I can't even tell you how many times I rode a pallet up to the ceiling in my warehouse to change a light bulb or fix cabling. Just jump on the pallets until you find a good one and then up you go. It's hard to keep your balance when you're looking straight up. You just have to try to forget how high up you are and hold onto a ceiling beam as you look back down so you don't lose your balance. This was years ago. I was a warehouse manager for almost 7 years and never heard boo from OSHA.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

mostlygray posted:

I can't even tell you how many times I rode a pallet up to the ceiling in my warehouse to change a light bulb or fix cabling. Just jump on the pallets until you find a good one and then up you go. It's hard to keep your balance when you're looking straight up. You just have to try to forget how high up you are and hold onto a ceiling beam as you look back down so you don't lose your balance. This was years ago. I was a warehouse manager for almost 7 years and never heard boo from OSHA.

So it's safe as long as you don't fall off, right?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

EKDS5k posted:

I walk under boom lifts all the time, if something is safe enough to be in while it's raised, it's safe enough to walk under. They all have holding valves that prevent the hydraulics from falling even if all pressure is lost. He still shouldn't have been drilling/working while she was there, though.
I like those odds better than a crane, but its still line of fire of a suspended load. Not having stats of boom lift incidents I don't doubt it could be matter of one size fits all where entering the line of fire is a write up, but its also usually not a huge deal to go around and as mentioned, overhead work is overhead work and you shouldn't be under the basket at the very least.

hunkrust
Sep 29, 2014
I got an MA in asking leading questions about how sexism isnt real, and regularly fail to grasp that other people have different experience than me or enjoy different things.
I also own multiple fedoras, to go with my leather dusters, and racist pin badges.

That construction vehicle must have been going super fast to be half way into the bridge like that

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
it looks like the ripped the goose neck from the trailer (it's meant to separate, but not like that) and those boom arms are really loving strong. It also looks like the top of the elbow it the underside of the bridge bringing the whole tractor/trailer up in the air probably. Wouldn't be a fun exercise I don't think

he's also a job creator cause now people have to fix that bridge

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

OSHA success story:


That reminds me of the stories my dad used to tell me about Oil construction in the 70's and 80's in Scotland. Except it was a scaffolding clip and the guy wasn't wearing a helmet so got brain damaged instead as the clip took off part of his skull. Hard hats are important.

I'll try to find and scan in the photo of my dad rowing a boat 100ft below the North Sea, it's OSHA because he's not wearing his respirator.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Aramoro posted:

That reminds me of the stories my dad used to tell me about Oil construction in the 70's and 80's in Scotland. Except it was a scaffolding clip and the guy wasn't wearing a helmet so got brain damaged instead as the clip took off part of his skull. Hard hats are important.

I'll try to find and scan in the photo of my dad rowing a boat 100ft below the North Sea, it's OSHA because he's not wearing his respirator.

Either rig-working in the north-east or shipbuilding in the south-west of Scotland would have enough terrifying OSHA stories to fuel an entire thread on their own. Because basically every man of working age in Scotland worked in either one or the other.

For example, my grandpa was a shipbuilder, and witnessed more than a couple of guys having structural steel rivets being made permanent parts of their anatomy or losing other parts of their anatomy to rivet guns.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Aramoro posted:

I'll try to find and scan in the photo of my dad rowing a boat 100ft below the North Sea, it's OSHA because he's not wearing his respirator.

Rowing a boat underwater does sound pretty OSHA.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Either rig-working in the north-east or shipbuilding in the south-west of Scotland would have enough terrifying OSHA stories to fuel an entire thread on their own. Because basically every man of working age in Scotland worked in either one or the other.

For example, my grandpa was a shipbuilder, and witnessed more than a couple of guys having structural steel rivets being made permanent parts of their anatomy or losing other parts of their anatomy to rivet guns.

Yeah my dad worked the rigs for a couple of years and got weather delayed getting off a rig which caused him to miss a flight which crashed in Sumburgh killing a lot of people he knew, that's when he gave it up. He worked at Ardyne and Nigg as well. He went to the much safer environment of a a massive Oil refinery which has asbestos matting covering the ground in some areas because the ground is flammable and if it caught fire they wouldn't be able to put it out. A few deaths later and he decided that perhaps giving up work to look after the kids was a better plan. It's always an adventure to find out if the hilarious workplace story is going to end up with someone permanently maimed/killed or not.

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Rowing a boat underwater does sound pretty OSHA.

It was in the legs of oil rigs, you can row little boats about inside them for checking on stuff. Sounded fun.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Aramoro posted:

It was in the legs of oil rigs, you can row little boats about inside them for checking on stuff. Sounded fun.

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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





This is the one he was on mostly

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