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I don't get why Adam Johnson's grammar is such big news all of a sudden.
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now he's the one receiving 6
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Mar 24, 2016 14:45
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https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/712975895846367233
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Mar 24, 2016 16:40
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Mar 24, 2016 17:10
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wasnt that video supposedly of Kyle Walkers girlfriend in the press at the time?
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Mar 24, 2016 17:11
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I guess there is a difference if he had the animal-style porn for wanking or for laughing at sick stuff online with teammates.
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Mar 24, 2016 17:14
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Lol remember all that poo poo about kyle walkers gf supposedly having sex with a dog and posting it on twitter Good times
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Mar 24, 2016 17:17
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Wow, Adam Johnsons seen chuggos sextape too?
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Spangly A posted:wasnt that video supposedly of Kyle Walkers girlfriend in the press at the time?
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Gorn Myson posted:True story, that girl is a third cousin of mine. Made for a truly strange experience when someone sent me that video. That side of the family is really weird though. She blocked my brother on Facebook when she asked for good ideas to organise a hen party for one of her friends, and he suggested Crufts. Crufts? Sounds like your brother got off easy to me
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Broletariat posted:https://twitter.com/CraigHope_DM/status/713027297838809088 lol next thing we're gonna hear is that Rock of Gibraltar was JRHNBR
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Mar 24, 2016 17:59
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lmao at all this
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Mar 24, 2016 18:18
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I'm confused. He was originally arrested on suspicion of bestiality porn, but got him for statutory rape of a minor instead? Please tell me that when they came to arrest him for cat/dog/horse porn, he was like "Ok, I did some stuff with an under-age girl true, but it wasn't what you think. Wait, you're here about bestiality? poo poo."
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Mar 24, 2016 18:26
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dex_sda posted:lmao at all this I did laugh at this while searching his name on twitter for the skinny 
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Mar 24, 2016 18:41
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"She's not underage in dog years" Also, grooming suddenly doesn't sound so unusual
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Mar 24, 2016 18:53
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Shroud posted:I'm confused. He was originally arrested on suspicion of bestiality porn, but got him for statutory rape of a minor instead? Sounds like they seized his computer when he was arrested for sexing a child and then they found bestiality porn on it.
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LOL Top banter from Martyn O'Neil: Republic of Ireland manager Martin O'Neill has joked that "uglier" wives and girlfriends will not be allowed to visit the squad during Euro 2016. O'Neill, 64, was asked at a news conference on Thursday if his players' partners would be welcomed at the team base in France. "I think it depends on how good looking the girls are really," said the former Aston Villa and Celtic boss. "If they're really attractive, they're very, very welcome." O'Neill, whose side entertain Switzerland in a friendly in Dublin on Friday, added: "The uglier ones, I'm afraid not."
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Mar 24, 2016 19:01
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perhaps a little sexist tho'
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Mar 24, 2016 19:01
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I honestly thought you were making that up at first but lol nope http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35894881
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Mar 24, 2016 19:03
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clearly he's over his dead wife and wants to bang some fitties
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Mar 24, 2016 19:11
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Sexist pig.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:15
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JFairfax posted:clearly he's over his dead wife and wants to bang some fitties You think he leaves the glasses on?
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Mar 24, 2016 19:49
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has anyone ever seen alan pardew and martin o'neill in the same room
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Dear god, reading this article about Johnson and I'm still just agape at how thick he is. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35743015
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^ so was that little girl!brocked posted:"She's not underage in dog years" lolol
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brocked posted:"She's not underage in dog years" 
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Mar 25, 2016 00:03
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monkeytennis posted:Dear god, reading this article about Johnson and I'm still just agape at how thick he is. That'll probably describe how Johnson will feel after meeting his cellmate.
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Pat Mustard posted:That'll probably describe how Johnson will feel after meeting his cellmate. Rack em
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Mar 25, 2016 01:50
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Pat Mustard posted:That'll probably describe how Johnson will feel after meeting his cellmate. 
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Mar 25, 2016 10:09
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Pat Mustard posted:That'll probably describe how Johnson will feel after meeting his cellmate. Johnson, agape, thick...man that really was a great set up.
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Mar 25, 2016 11:56
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Out pops a gaping Adam Johnson
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Dunban posted:Pops out of a gaping Adam Johnson
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Mar 25, 2016 13:59
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Johnson will feel a bit silly about his defensive effort with it sliding between his legs that way
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Mar 25, 2016 14:25
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Get stuck in lads
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Mar 25, 2016 21:37
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Prison rape joke lads
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britishbornandbread posted:Prison rape joke lads He's a nonce mate
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Mar 28, 2016 14:07
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James, 30, has just been sentenced to six years for his part in a drug conspiracy that involved large amounts of cocaine, ecstasy, and crack. James was quite far down the gang's pecking order, but the length of the sentence reflects the size of the operation, the fact it's his second strike for dealing and his refusal to plead guilty at any stage of proceedings. I ask James how he would react to returning to his cell one day to find Adam Johnson as his new pad-mate. "To be honest, as long as he wasn't trying any big-time poo poo, I wouldn't be that arsed. It's not like he's a pedo," he says. This prompts a mixed reaction from the group; some people seem nod in agreement, while one or two others seem a little riled. The fact is: Johnson is a convicted pedophile. I put this to James. "Yeah, but she was up for it," he says, apparently forgetting the fact that Johnson groomed her. "A few months older, what would have been the problem? "If he gets stuck in, pulls his weight, helps out with fitness and gym, he'll be treated like any other twat in here." Otis, 33, is waiting to go on trial for a Section 20 assault, otherwise known as grievous bodily harm, on his brother in law ("Man had it coming for time"). This is his first experience of prison, and I'm interested to hear whether his take is any different to the overall consensus in the room: that Johnson may well have acted like a creep, but that the severity of the punishment doesn't fit the crime. "Look, if it was my daughter, man better be ready to see me," Otis says. "I'd be having words with her, too. Don't get me wrong, but man is twenty-seven and should know better." I ask whether or not Otis would be bothered about sharing a cell with Johnson. He says he wouldn't be keen but would get on with it in principle—but only on the basis that nothing else came to light in terms of this—or any other—charges against him. Charles, 45, is coming to the end of a sentence for manslaughter and has spent time in some of the toughest jails in the country. Within the group dynamic, it's immediately clear that he has the respect of the other prisoners—it's pretty rare for everyone to shut up, completely unprompted, as soon as someone starts talking. Charles immediately goes into explicit detail as to what he's seen happen to sex offenders in prison. Some of it is standard pool-balls-in-socks stuff, whereas a description of a razorblades-in-the-showers scenario has the group, myself included, struggling to keep our breakfast down: "They held him down, cut him across the nips, his face, his cock, and then one of the lads stuck a blade in his arse. My mate was the wing cleaner, took him an hour to clean up the shower floor and walls." Is this a possibility for Adam Johnson? "It doesn't have to be," says Charles. "The biggest mistake he could make would be to stay on the nonce wing for a second longer than he has to. He ain't touched a baby or a ten-year-old, but the longer he stays tucked up with that kind of scum the more suspicious other prisoners will get." I ask Charles what course of action Adam Johnson would be best advised to take. "Get on a normal wing, talk to a couple of the faces there and show them his papers [to confirm the official details of his case / conviction], and then just get on with it." At the end of the session, I'm still a little surprised that there wasn't a more visceral reaction to Adam Johnson; usually even the slightest mention of sex offenders provokes pitchfork groupthink and little evidence of nuanced thought. The fairly limited level of acknowledgement that he has actually committed a serious crime is absolutely problematic and a sign of badly dated sexual politics. Mind you, it's equally jarring that Victoria Coren Mitchell wrote in the Guardian that she "snarled about the ghastly things I hoped would befall" Johnson while in prison. Can Johnson actually expect to face "ghastly things"? "He's only got himself to blame, and it's certainly not the place to be pulling any millionaire strops," says Charles as we begin a group game of Trivial Pursuit. "But he'll be old news when a real monster arrives, believe me." http://www.vice.com/read/how-do-serving-prisoners-think-adam-johnson-will-get-treated-in-prison
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JFairfax posted:The fact is: Johnson is a convicted pedophile.
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