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It's a vampurr.
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sweeperbravo posted:People are stupid idiots and many don't want to adopt a black cat because they are more difficult to photograph. I wish that was stdh.
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Mar 24, 2016 01:03
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Nosfuratu. 
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sweeperbravo posted:People are stupid idiots and many don't want to adopt a black cat because they are more difficult to photograph. I wish that was stdh. My local SPCA actually has a yearly event where they give black cats and kittens away for free, because they have so many of them and they're so hard to adopt out. I think a lot of it has to do with stupid superstitions, but the photography thing may play a part. I adopted this rear end in a top hat from there at full price:    As you can see, he does end up looking like a blob a lot of the time. He also has a habit of disguising himself as a shadow or a discarded t-shirt or something when I'm stumbling into the bathroom at 4 am, but he's pretty much the best. I kinda wish he had fangs now, though.
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Mar 24, 2016 01:06
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http://imgur.com/gallery/sA2sq
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Mar 24, 2016 01:12
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What was the point of that?
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Mar 24, 2016 01:21
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Mar 24, 2016 01:58
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Leavemywife posted:What was the point of that? "Millennials!  " "Everyone gets a trophy! " "Liberals! " "Are troops are pussies! " Take your pick.
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Mar 24, 2016 01:58
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That kid is gonna feel a lot soap bars raining down during the middle of the night.
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Mar 24, 2016 02:00
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This is loving retarded and its even more fucktarded that anyone believes this happened
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Mar 24, 2016 03:46
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The followup was even more pathetic. 
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Mar 24, 2016 04:06
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I hope this actually IS real, and this deluded weirdo just evicted his roommate because she started dating someone or something. And now she's like, "He thought we were in a relationship? That explains so much..."
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Mar 24, 2016 07:19
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Also why would he give her a card on HIS birthday? Really telling that she asked him if he did anything embarrassing today, hope those up votes keep him warm at night cause I can't see any willing human snuggling up with that poo poo head.
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Mar 24, 2016 12:34
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Fresh from Facebookquote:So ....I think I inadvertently changed the mind of a campaign poll person who called me representing a certain candidate at home asking me who I would vote for in the primary. They happened to catch me at a lucid moment so I elucidated. I told them my theories, what my thoughts were, my concerns, & how I see it. They asked me a question, I gave them a final thought by the end they really didn't have much to say. they said to me that 'wow I gave them food for thought, ....thank you' and they were sort of stunned into silence and said well you have a good night sir.
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Mar 24, 2016 12:42
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I don't think this is true, but it made me happy. http://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/people-are-freaking-out-over-a-story-about-a-woman-pooping-a#.vtle7bNnpn tl;dr MY POOP IS IN THE PURSE
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Mar 24, 2016 13:05
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Verisimilidude posted:Fresh from Facebook Seriously? Have these people never worked handing put flyers or retail or something like that? How is it that the fact that that is a stock answer you say when you want to end the call and carry on with your job never cross their minds?
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Mar 24, 2016 13:22
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Verisimilidude posted:Fresh from Facebook Translation: I Timecubed at someone and they politely ended the conversation. I'm chalking this up as a win.
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Mar 24, 2016 13:23
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Metrofreak posted:- q9gobq9yoby y VVRol k 1w1' 1111 You okay there buddy?
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Mar 24, 2016 14:22
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Metrofreak posted:- q9gobq9yoby y VVRol k 1w1' 1111 Haha who would even believe this stilted dialogue. Yes, I'm sure he was sooooo embarrassed by your witty retort.
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Mar 24, 2016 14:23
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Metrofreak posted:- q9gobq9yoby y VVRol k 1w1' 1111 And that VVRol's name? Albert Einstein
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Mar 24, 2016 14:42
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Low hanging fruit. TLDR: I called out a strangers mother-in-law for deciding to take her grandkids to Batman v. Superman instead of Kung Fu Panda. quote:So today was my friend's birthday, so we went to see Batman vs Superman and Kung Fu Panda 3 back to back. BvS was absolute sensory hell for me between the volume and sheer number of people in the cinema so all I really remember is 'noise and violence', but I really enjoyed KFP3. Totally recommending the animated loony flick for both silly fun and some really good messages about love and family and friendship. https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/4br2c9/called_out_a_mil_in_the_wild_today/
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Mar 24, 2016 14:46
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Handsome Ralph posted:Low hanging fruit. TLDR: I called out a strangers mother-in-law for deciding to take her grandkids to Batman v. Superman instead of Kung Fu Panda. Every Reddit thread is just a hug box for niche idiots, I hope it dies a violent death
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Mar 24, 2016 14:59
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Wtf is mil and dil?
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Mar 24, 2016 15:03
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Non Serviam posted:Wtf is mil and dil? Mother in law and Daughter in law.
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Mar 24, 2016 15:04
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But Kung Fu Panda has violence in it.
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Mar 24, 2016 15:36
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Man, I'm only going to see Batman vs Superman tonight but I had no idea it was a super violent film. I guess the whole "everyone in the DC universe needs to get an arm ripped of at least once" Made it to the big screen!
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Mar 24, 2016 15:49
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"The ultra-violent movie of the year": rated the equivalent of PG-13 all over the world.
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Mar 24, 2016 16:17
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When I write fake stories about myself I like to make people think I'm a shrill, fridged kill joy.
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Mar 24, 2016 16:28
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Verisimilidude posted:When I write fake stories about myself I like to make people think I'm a shrill, fridged kill joy. Not to mention "haha my friend said i was a huge bitch isn't that funny guys?"
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Mar 24, 2016 16:35
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That imaginary mother-in-law sounds cool as hell
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Handsome Ralph posted:Low hanging fruit. TLDR: I called out a strangers mother-in-law for deciding to take her grandkids to Batman v. Superman instead of Kung Fu Panda. who writes a fake story where they call a random person a bitch then proceed to prevent some young kids from seeing a PG13 movie, which is a powerful moment for a child? who writes a fake story where they come across as such a shithead?
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Mar 24, 2016 20:40
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I am super confused. How did this person know the two women's exact familial relationship?
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Mar 24, 2016 22:51
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What kind of pussy is the author? URRRR THERE WAS TOO MUCH VIOLENCE IN THE ACTION MOVIE! 
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bringmyfishback posted:What kind of pussy is the author? URRRR THERE WAS TOO MUCH VIOLENCE IN THE ACTION MOVIE! 
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Mar 25, 2016 03:04
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MIL DIL what does any of that poo poo even mean? Apparently a MIL is something Reddit doesn't like enough that they made a forum for it. I was thinking mother in law but that makes no sense.
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Mar 25, 2016 03:10
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It's Mother in Laws.
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Mar 25, 2016 03:12
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Oh. I guess it just threw me off because theres no way she would even know that and it's irrelevant to the story. You'd think it was a forum for people bitching about their mother in laws, but I guess anyone committing the sin of being perceived as a MIL by the poster is fair game. E:The person who posted the story said it was mother in laws. Don't mind me carry on 
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We can make up whatever acronym we'd like. MIL = Madame I Loathe.
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