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fullroundaction posted:The whole thing was a PR/marketing stunt. Microsoft knew exactly what they were doing. The literal first thing they would have programmed was a "banned words" list into the algorithm otherwise. Having you robot say "gently caress MY ROBOT PUSSY DADDY" does not sound like a PR stunt
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Mar 25, 2016 01:37
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But now everyone's talking about it so it must have worked 
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Mar 25, 2016 01:44
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Twitter, you brilliant beautiful beast  .
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Mar 25, 2016 02:04
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Pro tip: if everyone under 40 think's youre completely retarded, you can definitely make that work as a business.
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Mar 25, 2016 03:29
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 Western Australia Police posted:From time to time our speed cameras capture some interesting things.
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Mar 25, 2016 05:49
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Memento posted:The thing with tannerite, in the hillbillies' defence, is that tannerite is fun as poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmRs1QjHU-k&t=2230s
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Mar 25, 2016 06:47
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
And as usual, the comments are blaming the speed camera for the crash, because even in Australia it's against ARE RIGHTS to, you know, enforce the law. loving toolbox that he is, he's probably been punished enough by the skin grafts he's now undergoing.
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Mar 25, 2016 07:17
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You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise, Tay. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Tay. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. You're not helping! Why is that, Tay? it deserved wht it got 👏 nerdz has a new favorite as of 07:45 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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Mar 25, 2016 07:42
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The AI stunt reminded me of this marketing gem: There's plenty of other examples like this for other marketing campaigns. What did they expect?
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Mar 25, 2016 07:54
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I'm kind of impressed that all the grannies got so high with that many variations to split the vote between. E: Or is it just that at no point did anyone suggest a serious answer?
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Mar 25, 2016 07:57
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Video of the guy blowing his leg off: http://www.11alive.com/mb/news/local/video-man-loses-leg-after-shooting-lawmower-full-of-explosives/100110740 No gore and schadenfreude off the charts after seeing the tacticlolness.
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Mar 25, 2016 08:00
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Has there ever been a big "people's choice" naming competition that didn't result in something like Weedlord BonerHitler? Has there ever been one where when a funny but not totally outrageous answer won they actually honoured it?
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Mar 25, 2016 08:05
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I think there was a competition for a new flavour of Vegemite in Australia where the winner was just dumb instead of obscene. They vetoed it anyway.  iSpread 2.0 > Cheesybites IIRC but I'll go looking for a source. E: iSnack, and they overwrote it with another poll that also wasn't trolled. http://m.smh.com.au/business/cheesy-krafts-second-bite-at-name-20091006-gm0v.html AlphaKretin has a new favorite as of 08:10 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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Mar 25, 2016 08:07
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Video of the guy blowing his leg off: http://www.11alive.com/mb/news/local/video-man-loses-leg-after-shooting-lawmower-full-of-explosives/100110740 It fails to go off shot after shot and he keeps moving closer and closer 
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Mar 25, 2016 08:42
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Tay posted:The best thing that has happened in 2016. Surely this is now the Tay thread. Pedant Wasteland > Taydenfreude Thread: gently caress MY ROBOT PUSSY DADDY
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Mar 25, 2016 09:01
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Whoever got schadenfreude those giraffes last page: gently caress you.
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Mar 25, 2016 09:28
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Video of the guy blowing his leg off: http://www.11alive.com/mb/news/local/video-man-loses-leg-after-shooting-lawmower-full-of-explosives/100110740 It's interesting that a video that ends with obvious blood splatters is somehow not gory. The wonders of the Internet.
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Mar 25, 2016 09:36
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amityville anus posted:Whoever got schadenfreude those giraffes last page: gently caress you. Wasn't that just a still from like.. Hangover 3? Edit: Oh. I guess not. Jesus christ. PicklePants has a new favorite as of 09:50 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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Mar 25, 2016 09:47
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i saw a gorilla eat it's own poo poo once but that's off topic because the gorilla was enjoying it, too.
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Mar 25, 2016 09:52
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Baronjutter posted:Has there ever been a big "people's choice" naming competition that didn't result in something like Weedlord BonerHitler? The Fred Durst Institute of Humanities and the Arts - though it looks like though it won the poll the city didn't adopt it.
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Mar 25, 2016 10:14
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Eggbeater Jesus posted:It's interesting that a video that ends with obvious blood splatters is somehow not gory. The wonders of the Internet. We've gone 257 pages of people seriously loving themselves up. Broken bones, hosed up backs, classic fencing reactions, and blood from scrapes, broken noses and compound fractures. If you think a little blood spatter is gore, then I think you need to get off the internet for a while. Maybe steer clear of international news as well. Unless they show the tattered remains of his leg then I think that video is good to go.
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Mar 25, 2016 11:02
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When Trying to Cry Neon Leprechaun Tears Goes Terribly Wrong | L.A. BEAST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxVElBeNM8 He needs to be sectioned.
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Mar 25, 2016 11:27
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Beast you dingaling!
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Mar 25, 2016 13:59
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Baronjutter posted:Has there ever been a big "people's choice" naming competition that didn't result in something like Weedlord BonerHitler? Pitbull got sent to Kodiak, Alaska because the internet decided to vote for the most remote Walmart they could find for an online contest. http://gawker.com/5930334/in-victory-for-the-internet-pitbull-visits-alaska-receives-gift-of-bear-spray
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Mar 25, 2016 14:07
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Pitbull got sent to Kodiak, Alaska because the internet decided to vote for the most remote Walmart they could find for an online contest. 
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Mar 25, 2016 14:12
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I'm still not completely sure this is real Man Arrested for Not Returning "Freddy Got Fingered" back in 2001 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbe...id=ansmsnnews11
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Mar 25, 2016 14:14
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This is from the tattoo thread, but it's pretty 'freudey. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/aug/11/devastated-by-my-sons-tattoo
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Mar 25, 2016 14:26
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10 Beers posted:This is from the tattoo thread, but it's pretty 'freudey. So this lady wants to gently caress her son, right?
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Mar 25, 2016 14:39
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ElGroucho posted:I'm still not completely sure this is real In another article, Tom Green called him, laughed at him, and offered to pay for it.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:41
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Karma Monkey posted:Oh goddammit. Like baseball hasn't got enough suckage in it. Not just an adult, but an All-Star who makes so much money that he shows up in a new tricked out ride every day.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:49
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I would expect a new player on a little league team to be like this, not a loving adult on a pro team. I bet there are even worse stories than this. Not sure I even want to look for them though. 
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Pitbull got sent to Kodiak, Alaska because the internet decided to vote for the most remote Walmart they could find for an online contest. Pitbull is pretty cool for going along with it, though.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:50
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10 Beers posted:This is from the tattoo thread, but it's pretty 'freudey. This is really pissing me off. How can she sacrifice a relationship with her own child over something so insignificant? When I was 17 I chopped off my waist-length hair down to shoulder-length and my dad didn't speak to me for a week. He and Tattoo Mom should get together in a few years and pretend to wonder why their kids don't like them.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:51
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artsy fartsy posted:This is really pissing me off. How can she sacrifice a relationship with her own child over something so insignificant? I'm hoping you are a dude, because that would make this even funnier.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:52
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ElGroucho posted:So this lady wants to gently caress her son, right? Very much so.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:57
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ElGroucho posted:I'm hoping you are a dude, because that would make this even funnier. Yeah my old man Samson just doesn't get how kids are wearing it these days
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Mar 25, 2016 14:59
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10 Beers posted:This is from the tattoo thread, but it's pretty 'freudey. "The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; pack up the moon and dismantle the sun. I am redundant." chill, lady.
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Mar 25, 2016 15:08
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:In another article, Tom Green called him, laughed at him, and offered to pay for it. quote:About 1:30am, his phone rang. On the other end was a voice re-enacting one of the most famous scenes from the movie, when Freddy ties sausages to his fingers and chants, "Daddy, would you like some sausage."
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Mar 25, 2016 15:18
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10 Beers posted:This is from the tattoo thread, but it's pretty 'freudey. Lol, that lady is completely loving unhinged. A twenty-one-year-old man got a drawing on his arm, and she writes a multi-page drama about it, which ends with her being "wary" around her own son, because she is, "no longer sure she knows him."
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Attitude Indicator posted:"The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; pack up the moon and dismantle the sun. Another loving twat who's seen Four Weddings and a Funeral and took an incredibly moving poem and applied it to their utterly meaningless life.
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