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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Twitter killed the #CruzSexScandal hashtag

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:11

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:11

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

EugeneJ posted:

Twitter killed the #CruzSexScandal hashtag

3 or 4 times now

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:12

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

EugeneJ posted:

Twitter killed the #CruzSexScandal hashtag

MY FREE SPEECH

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:13

Anne Frank Funk: Nov 4, 2008

pathetic little tramp posted:

makin the round on tcot

I don't know who this is on the left in the Enquirer piece, but it sure as poo poo ain't Ted Cruz. Or they decided to publish the most flattering photo of him for this story.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:13

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

The gif of that guy looking at a laptop then leaning back in his chair super satisfied is me all day today

same

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:13

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Twitter, stop trying to snuff it.

Let this poo poo bird soar

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:14

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:14

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

EugeneJ posted:

Twitter killed the #CruzSexScandal hashtag

that certainly wont cause a streisand effect, no sir

coincidentally, twitter stock is super cheap yall! to the moon!

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:14

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Ted Cruz cheated in Iowa. He cheated in New Hampshire. He cheated in South Carolina. Now, he wants to cheat with delegates in Ohio.

Donald Trump 2016: The only ethical Republican

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:15

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Swagger Dagger posted:

same

Thank you

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:15

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

I can't believe this could be a thing.

The slimy, melty-faced goblin man in a sex scandal...my brain literally won't allow me to process this information because a) there's no way the gods of politics are this good to me and b) the idea of women who are at least semi-attractive having sex with Ted Cruz voluntarily makes me want to tear my eyeballs out.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:16

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

EugeneJ posted:

What if he sent her around to sleep with all the candidates

Katrina stripped out of her clothes. Finally naked but for a string of bullets around her neck, she squatted over the former Governor's face, and lowered herself onto Jeb.

Jeb shook with excitement. Then came the order, half-spoken, half-moaned though her young buttocks.

"Please clap."

William Bear fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Mar 25, 2016

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:20

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Alter Ego posted:

I can't believe this could be a thing.

The slimy, melty-faced goblin man in a sex scandal...my brain literally won't allow me to process this information because a) there's no way the gods of politics are this good to me and b) the idea of women who are at least semi-attractive having sex with Ted Cruz voluntarily makes me want to tear my eyeballs out.

Jeff Roe's blood pressure right now must be a thing to behold.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:20

Kylra: Dec 1, 2006; Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

~~Happy holidays~~ Merry Christmas everyone!

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:21

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

i woke up today and my twitter feed was entirely people going "gah! ted cruz having sex" so i guess this scandal has legs then

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:22

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

William Bear posted:

Katrina stripped out of her clothes. Finally naked but for a string of bullets around her neck, she squatted over his face, and lowered herself onto Jeb.

Jeb shook with excitement. Then came the order, half-spoken, half-moaned.

"Please clap."

"Tell me I'm your favorite, mommy"

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:23

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

I wonder when Trump will finally let his intern hit the 'share to twitter' button

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:24

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

paranoid randroid posted:

i woke up today and my twitter feed was entirely people going "gah! ted cruz having sex" so i guess this scandal has legs then

Yea it's blowing up, no 'real' coverage yet but there's no way it's not coming

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:24

Eschers Basement: Sep 13, 2007; by exmarx

Mr. Pumroy posted:

this is the election cycle i hope does not inspire a porn parody

no election cycle should inspire a porn parody

"1940: FDR and his Wilkie, if you know what we mean"

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:25

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

Every time I read "Cruz Sex Scandal" I assume internet memes are bleeding into reality and it's actually Heidi 'cheating'.

It all makes sense if she's his handler ya know.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:25

Cephalocidal: Dec 23, 2005

Alter Ego posted:

I can't believe this could be a thing.

The slimy, melty-faced goblin man in a sex scandal...my brain literally won't allow me to process this information because a) there's no way the gods of politics are this good to me and b) the idea of women who are at least semi-attractive having sex with Ted Cruz voluntarily makes me want to tear my eyeballs out.

I had a lecherous homophobic racist bumblefuck boss about a decade back that (no bullshit) looked like Hogger Greedly from Captain Planet. He hosed something like five of my co-workers, mainly because they wanted to blackmail him into raises and promotions (which worked) but at least one of them - a very attractive woman by any standard - just wanted to have sex with powerful men. Some people are into that.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

My recollection is that the last candidate who didn't actually run* for president in the primary but was then selected as nominee for president was John W. Davis in 1924 for the democrats, but someone should check me on that. It was a disaster of a convention that took like 103 ballots as two increasingly partisan factions wanted to murder one another.

He then proceeded to lose in one of the great landslides in history, bleeding votes to coolidge on his right and a progressive candidate on his left. :v:

*Primaries didn't work quite like that at that point, but people still put their hat in the ring so to speak.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:28

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

EugeneJ posted:

Twitter killed the #CruzSexScandal hashtag

No, they haven't.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:28

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

The X-man cometh posted:

I think it's time for Jim Gilmore to get back into the race.

You better believe he's watching an insane free for all

https://twitter.com/gov_gilmore/status/710653010574053377

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:29

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Eschers Basement posted:

no election cycle should inspire a porn parody

Did you forget about Nailin' Palin?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:29

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/713373963787702274

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:30

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

That was not the tweet I meant to share!

https://twitter.com/cass_jens/status/713373356452544512

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:31

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Salt Fish posted:

That was not the tweet I meant to share!

https://twitter.com/cass_jens/status/713373356452544512

lol drat

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:32

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Salt Fish posted:

That was not the tweet I meant to share!

https://twitter.com/cass_jens/status/713373356452544512

Six. People keep forgetting his wife.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:33

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

#GoodFriday

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:34

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

OAquinas posted:

Six. People keep forgetting his wife.

Eight.

He has two daughters, you know.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:34

bearbaiter: May 30, 2011

Salt Fish posted:

https://twitter.com/cass_jens/status/713373356452544512

# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:36

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.