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funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012

Squalid posted:

i need this to be real so bad

It's probably not.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

GlyphGryph posted:

I want you to make a prediction about what it indicates and signals if Trump wins the general. We'll see if your predictive abilities hold.

im torn between using this power for the greater good or personal gain...

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

It doesn't even matter if it's true or not.

Cruz is that hated that any number of people are dying to destroy his political career. He's the loving worst.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

This is fake right?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Whatever makes Cruz voters sit at home come November 7 is fine by me

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Alter Ego posted:

So it's not possible that Rubio, Bush, and Cruz are just political lightweights with no stomach for confrontation. Nope.

What do you mean, it's not like those guys rode their ways into power on coattails and come from enough connections to never be challenged in the political field before.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"a fellow sapiosexual"? oh get outta here

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

This race has gone so far beyond the pale the thread treats funny joke tweets as serious sources.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
trump is lucy w/ the football and the gop just can't help but feeling that this time i'll kick that drat ball just you watch

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Montasque posted:

This is fake right?

probably but does it matter?

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Republicans have not had an opportunity to vote against Hillary Clinton yet, on a nationwide scale. And they hate her very much.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


angerbeet posted:

This is the best election

socialism is rising out of its grave, donald trump is going to be the republican nominee, and ted cruz had sex.

what a fuckin weird year its been :psyduck:

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I never bothered reading Game Change or Double Down, but I'll definitely read the 2016 book.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Montasque posted:

This is fake right?

yeah leon is a weird twitter alumnus, i just thought it was pretty funny

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
it is not feasible for trump to win the general, because if he did it would indicate that i was about to win ten billion dollars and a secret volcanic island fortress shaped like a skull

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Dunking on the peanut gallery of village idiots is hardly impressive when party doctrine forbids policy based challenges. Hillary can just channel Obama's "that must be some good wine, any of y'all try some?" and make him look the fool. Obama is going to be an amazing surrogate. His calm demeanor and personal loathing for trump is going to be priceless. Remember liberals OWN comedy, Trump isn't even the punch line, he's the joke.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
I want to remind everyone in this thread that we live in a world where a congressman (or senator?) resigned because he was caught sending sexts of himself to some woman while dressed in a tiger costume.

Anything can be real. Anything.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Zippy the Bummer posted:

Republicans have not had an opportunity to vote against Hillary Clinton yet, on a nationwide scale. And they hate her very much.

More than Trump? We'll have to see.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Squalid posted:

i need this to be real so bad

At this rate, Trump will be the only candidate left in the primaries before he reaches 1237.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Echo Chamber posted:

I never bothered reading Game Change or Double Down, but I'll definitely read the 2016 book.

I Have The Best Words: Last Days of the American Republic 2016

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Alter Ego posted:

Hillary Clinton enduring poo poo-slinging from the right? My word, that's never happened before.

No. From Trump.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Zippy the Bummer posted:

I want to remind everyone in this thread that we live in a world where a congressman (or senator?) resigned because he was caught sending sexts of himself to some woman while dressed in a tiger costume.

Anything can be real. Anything.

David Wu sent those tiger costume pictures to his employees while hosed up on painkillers, and he was getting redistricted out anyway.

its still weird, mind you

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Necc0 posted:

trump is lucy w/ the football and the gop just can't help but feeling that this time i'll kick that drat ball just you watch

nah trump is the kite that gets stuck in the tree because he's above the deadening political fray; abhors being tied down to any one thing (wife, policy, business); and is coy enough to go along with the status quo but then breaks fast and does his own thing while leaving the idiot pundits dumbfounded

this is like 5th dimensional chess here, people

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Zippy the Bummer posted:

Republicans have not had an opportunity to vote against Hillary Clinton yet, on a nationwide scale. And they hate her very much.

They hate any Democrat equally. Hillary is the most mundane candidate to ever have run, such a safe vote that it isn't even funny. The only thing they have on her is the stupid email thing and the main guy in the committee looking into her was found running his own email server doing the same exact poo poo. There is nothing else unless they sling old poo poo at Bill. It's a yawnfest against her. It's like trying to be angry at Mr. Rodgers, you latch on to anything you can when there isn't anything to begin with.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Maoist Pussy posted:

No. From Trump.

You're supposed to have surrogates sling coded poo poo. Women voters won't take kindly to the verbal cholera epidemic of misogyny Trump will spew out on live TV for months.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Despera posted:

Apparently Hillary is a member of the Republican establishment

According the the Bernie Bros she is.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

That middle woman's quote is word-for-word lifted from Urban Dictionary.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
These denials comin at ya fast and furious!

https://twitter.com/rickwtyler/status/713414085740785666

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




lamentable dustman posted:

probably but does it matter?

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Oh god #3 is way way way way way too good to be true but the idea that Ted Cruz had to prove how smart he is after loving a chick to her fits his character 100%

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:eyepop:

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


your candidate sucks (on toes)

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
and before you start picturing a congressman in a full fursuit, im afraid i have to crush your dreams and inform you it was just some dumpy piece of poo poo he probably got from a costume store

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Daily reminder we live in the 2nd best timeline and this is just proof of it.

(We're not the best timeline because we missed the hover board deadline)

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/SteveDeaceShow/status/713416737111339008
https://twitter.com/SteveDeaceShow/status/713416526288855040
https://twitter.com/SteveDeaceShow/status/713417071795826688
https://twitter.com/SteveDeaceShow/status/713417876288499712

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Tatum Girlparts posted:

because he's in a race against trump?

That's never stopped a republican before

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Katelynn Smith is the one in red dress

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




I want this story to end Cruz as a politician, soon, because then it's just Trump v. Kasich: Dawn of Justice. I want to see what kind of hosed-up poo poo Trump's wizard field manages to expose from Kasich's past and/or subconscious.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol yes the more hatred they give off the brighter they'll burn out :getin:

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