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Lil Peeler posted:, in the previews I saw a look like Superman had a bunch of guards. Why would Superman need guards? How do you assassinate Superman? very carefully
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Lil Peeler posted:, in the previews I saw a look like Superman had a bunch of guards. Why would Superman need guards? How do you assassinate Superman? Well they went to the trouble of getting matching uniforms and sewing special patches on their sleeves and everything and Superman was just too polite to tell them it wasn't necessary and it pretty much just snowballed from there. Also there was absolutely no reason for them to set up a fake convoy with a fake box just to lure the Batman into a trap, Superman could have just flown over there and grabbed him but I guess he wanted all those soldier guys to feel like they'd made a useful contribution. Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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Mar 25, 2016 19:28
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Lil Peeler posted:, in the previews I saw a look like Superman had a bunch of guards. Why would Superman need guards? How do you assassinate Superman? It was from one of the many annoying dream sequences in the movie.
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Mar 25, 2016 19:29
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 Plot for the sequel to Batman vs. Superman leaked.
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Mar 25, 2016 19:34
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Supermen Movies Ranked 4. man of steel 3. real steel 2. steel 1. hands of steel
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Well they went to the trouble of getting matching uniforms and sewing special patches on their sleeves and everything and Superman was just too polite to tell them it wasn't necessary and it pretty much just snowballed from there. wait isn't that literally what happens in the harry potter movie when his owl dies
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quote:Batman vs. Superman is where you go when you admit to yourself that you’ve exhausted all possibilities... It’s somewhat of an admission that the franchise is on its last gasp. - david goyer, 2005
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Zzulu posted:They shoulda done a Punisher show Nothing stopping Netflix and Marvel from spinning it off of Daredevil if this version of Punisher taking off.
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Mar 25, 2016 19:55
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The first half of this movie is a mess. I hope they stop it with the visual symbolism that superman is Jesus. It's way too pretentious.
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Mar 25, 2016 20:17
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Jesus had a beard, superman is not jesus you idiot
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dog buttz posted:
"Now kiss Robin Jimmy...."
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Mar 25, 2016 20:18
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I'm gonna holdout for the upcoming birdman vs revenant movie.
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Zzulu posted:Jesus had a beard, superman is not jesus 
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Gaunab posted:The first half of this movie is a mess. I hope they stop it with the visual symbolism that superman is Jesus. It's way too pretentious. Superman as Jesus has always been stupid. The best versions are always Superman wanting to just be a good guy and having to weigh that against being a superhero. Meanwhile Batman is a sociopath rich guy who maims homeless men and appeals to the katana collecting crowd.
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Mar 25, 2016 20:29
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this.. changes everything.
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Mar 25, 2016 20:31
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just call me the 'man of peel'
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Mar 25, 2016 20:32
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batman would probably save a lot of lives, time, and effort if hed just kill the joker
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:batman would probably save a lot of lives, time, and effort if hed just kill the joker Just think of all the time he'd save training a new Robin and creating new log-ins on the batcomputer for him after the Joker beat the old one to death
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The joker is crrrrazee so you can't just kill him, dude. That would be problematic
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:batman would probably save a lot of lives, time, and effort if hed just kill the joker How do you expect Batman to kill his one true love?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Well they went to the trouble of getting matching uniforms and sewing special patches on their sleeves and everything and Superman was just too polite to tell them it wasn't necessary and it pretty much just snowballed from there. 
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I love how they've got a hero called Vigilante and his costume is a hat plus his scarf pulled up over his mouth. Reeeal loving stellar effort there, dude.
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Mar 25, 2016 20:42
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I wish the CW arrow had that facial hair.
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I liked that Owls of Ga'Hoole movie.
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Battleship was a good action movie.
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Batman vs Superman was a good rom-com.
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Gal Gadot is so loving terrible in this. Like her version of "acting" is just emotionless script reading with a scowl. It's worse than Megan Fox in Transformers But the blame really can't be bore only by her for this, Zack Snyder seriously has zero loving clue what actually makes for a strong female character and just ran with "Can lift a CGI tank and fight a CGI monster with videogame fighting moves" I normally go out of my way to roll my eyes at the whole "Women in film are shown as weak" argument, but this movie, along with Sucker Punch, is super loving guilty of it. There's so much more to having an actress come off as believably "strong' than having her scowl, yell and stunt/CGI work. You have to build the goddam aura, you need other characters to NON-VERBALLY acknowledge their strength and you need it to be loving believable. Just watch Alien/Aliens. Sigourney Weaver is the baddest mother fucker in space by a country mile, the other characters acknowledge this throughout the movie by reacting to the poo poo she does. It's the same with Linda Hamilton in the first 2 Terminator movies. Even Tarintino did a much better job of it in the Kill Bill movies.
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Mar 25, 2016 21:00
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But how are her toes?
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LOL apparently the CIA guy in the beginning who put Lois in the honeypot after getting clapped was supposed to be Jimmy Olsen. Jimmy Olsen is executed by terrorists in this movie.
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Mar 25, 2016 21:16
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It's pretty funny that they decided to use Batman as a way to mask the fact that they were doing the Death of Superman, one of the worst stories in comic book history.
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Mar 25, 2016 21:28
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I love how they've got a hero called Vigilante and his costume is a hat plus his scarf pulled up over his mouth. Reeeal loving stellar effort there, dude. Vigilante is a cowboy pardner
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You know there's a guy in Metropolis who works for the water waste company, and for years has wondered how the machines would break at random, for no reason. Then he twigs it as Superman's pubes and hair got into them from him showering and such.
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Tindahbawx posted:Bollywood style physics would have made Batman vs Superman a whole lot On Bollywood chat, have their separated at birth Ugandan counterparts trigger warning:VICE news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy0OOVTmsJI dog buttz posted:
On silly superman comic chat,
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Man, kids crying as they leave the theatre is not the atmosphere you should have at the end of a superhero movie.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Man, kids crying as they leave the theatre is not the atmosphere you should have at the end of a superhero movie. Please this be true, someone take a video of this.
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happyhippy posted:Please this be true, someone take a video of this. Literally just left the theater. There was a kid with his head buried in his mom's lap for the entire last five minutes wailing. There was this little kid in a superman shirt with his head down slowly leaving in front of me. This movie wasn't bad, I went to see some trash. This poo poo was joyless. This poo poo is gonna haunt kids.
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I like how the first 30-45 minutes of this movie were intro scenes. The best thing about this movie is going to be disappointed fans trying to defend it.
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Mar 25, 2016 22:26
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I can't even imagine how vindicated Bryan Singer must feel right now.
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when i was walking out of man of steel i was thinking man superman returns looks amazing in comparison.
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This poo poo is some bullshit. I wanna see clark Kent and Peter Parker in a good old fashioned fistfight. 
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