Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

SteelMentor posted:

Not just ponies, Ponies from a cross-over fan-fic written by a neo-con nutjob.

A perfect storm of what.

excuse my 4chan, but lulwut?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:50

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# ? May 11, 2024 05:21

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

JcDent posted:

excuse my 4chan, but lulwut?

You're going to have to go through life now as an unexcused man. I'm so sorry.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:54

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

if that's fallout equestria that one's also got a whooole lotta rape

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:28

Pierzak: Oct 30, 2010

SteelMentor posted:

Not just ponies, Ponies from a cross-over fan-fic written by a neo-con nutjob.

Why would you even know that.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 22:17

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

The weird fanart thread teaches you many terrible things.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 22:29

Kai Tave: Jul 2, 2012; Fallen Rib

Pierzak posted:

Why would you even know that.

How does anybody know any of the hosed up stuff on the internet.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 22:43

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; Buglord

Back when the tvtropes mockthread was around the My Little Pony/Fallout 3 crossover fanfic came up a whole lot, mostly because of :tvtropes:

# ? Mar 25, 2016 23:33

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

god I miss the tvtropes thread

# ? Mar 26, 2016 04:13

moths: Aug 25, 2004; I would also still appreciate some danger.

I actually think this would have been cool if they'd painted it to look like part of the chariot.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:04

Hauki: May 11, 2010

im the metal gear-shaped pasties on the chariot's nipples

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:40

Zark the Damned: Mar 9, 2013

Hauki posted:

im the metal gear-shaped pasties on the chariot's nipples

Metal Gear?

# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:06

Weirdo: Jul 22, 2004; I stay up late; Grimey Drawer

He also got banned from some webcomics-based forums for his lovely opinions and he jumped wholeheartedly onto the gamergate train. That dude always makes me feel better about my life.

Edit: Although to be completely fair, the chibi resin minis from Impact miniatures are pretty cute, and the owner was a pretty chill gent to talk with at Gencon.

Weirdo fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Mar 26, 2016

# ? Mar 26, 2016 22:33

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

moths posted:

I actually think this would have been cool if they'd painted it to look like part of the chariot.

I kind of like the idea that the daemonette's been like "no, the titties have to be flesh coloured, otherwise what's the POINT, god"

# ? Mar 26, 2016 23:15

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

she's not holding onto the chariot and she's standing on one leg, when she hits that rock in like a second she's going to fall right off of her boob chariot

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:38

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

That yoke will slide right off if the lizard-thing ever drops its tail anyway.

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:42

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

moths posted:

I actually think this would have been cool if they'd painted it to look like part of the chariot.

this looks like something straight out of Oglaf lol

# ? Mar 27, 2016 04:39

No Pun Intended: Jul 23, 2007; DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

No nipple guns 7/10

# ? Mar 27, 2016 10:32

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

winwang is now in 6mm, too

# ? Mar 28, 2016 10:33

Ilor: Feb 2, 2008; That's a crit.

goatface posted:

That yoke will slide right off if the lizard-thing ever drops its tail anyway.

Nope, it's stapled on.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:24

Atlas Hugged: Mar 12, 2007; Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Well painted lizardmen kroxigor.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 07:31

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Atlas Hugged posted:

Well painted lizardmen kroxigor.

"Well" "painted" "lizardman" "kroxigor"

Hmmm. I've added quotation marks for every words and that still doesn't seem enough.

_{i like it though}

# ? Mar 29, 2016 09:39

Squibsy: Dec 3, 2005; Not suited, just booted.; College Slice

Atlas Hugged posted:

Well painted lizardmen kroxigor.

This guy is like the grimdark version of :frogout:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 11:23

Attestant: Oct 23, 2012; Don't judge me.

Isn't that a Warmahordes unit?

# ? Mar 29, 2016 12:00

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

ineptmule posted:

This guy is like the grimdark version of

In the fluff it's a weaponized baby elephant thing. They torture it so much its aura of sadness even penetrates robot brains.

It's an skorne agonizer from warmahordes.

Gareth Gobulcoque fucked around with this message at 12:03 on Mar 29, 2016

# ? Mar 29, 2016 12:01

Atlas Hugged: Mar 12, 2007; Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

I had never seen it before. I was just trawling eBay looking for some lizardmen and that guy came up.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 13:10

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Atlas Hugged posted:

Well painted lizardmen kroxigor.

I like this

# ? Mar 29, 2016 13:33

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

# ? Mar 29, 2016 15:20

head58: Apr 1, 2013

# ? Mar 29, 2016 15:29

PantsOptional: Dec 27, 2012; All I wanna do is make you bounce

head58 posted:

I think it's physically impossible to look at this mini without "Hello My Baby" popping into your head.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 15:37

head58: Apr 1, 2013

I was thinking "Puttin' on the Ritz" myself.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 15:40

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

When you go too grim and dark, and your players lash out

PantsOptional posted:

I think it's physically impossible to look at this mini without "Hello My Baby" popping into your head.

Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello...

# ? Mar 29, 2016 15:41

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; Buglord

ineptmule posted:

This guy is like the grimdark version of

quote:

The Kroxigors are giant, crocodile-like creatures who tower above the rest of the Lizardmen. A Kroxigor, standing upright, would easily be twice the height of a Saurus Warrior. Their bodies are almost all muscle and they have powerful jaws lined with rows of sharp teeth. They are naturally armoured with tough scales and a thick skull. The Kroxigors are also aquatic and can travel through the marshes and swamps of Lustria at a relentless pace.
Kroxigors were originally created as the Lizardmen's construction slaves. They were the ones who carried the huge blocks of the temple cities into place. However the Kroxigor were never meant to be the smartest of the Old Ones' creations, and so they need directions from their smaller kin.
The Kroxigors are rarely spawned into the world. When they are they come in small numbers and from the same spawning pools as the Skinks.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 15:57