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snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
Imagine 10 feet stomping on your on fire genitals forever

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He could also be served with an anti-social behaviour injunction. :wotwot:

Antisocial Law? I never heard of it. You don't have to be social to anybody. That's what this country's all about. That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable.

snergle has a new favorite as of 20:18 on Mar 25, 2016

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


The very least that stupid tattoo essay could have included was a picture of the tattoo. What a bitch, I bet the kid is adopted because she is such a god drat tease I bet she never puts out.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


the only response I can come up with for this is "go gently caress yourself you massive poo poo". What the hell is wrong with this woman?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

im pooping! posted:

The very least that stupid tattoo essay could have included was a picture of the tattoo. What a bitch, I bet the kid is adopted because she is such a god drat tease I bet she never puts out.

Why would she look at the tattoo long enough to get a picture of it? She's revolted enough by the mere idea of it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hulebr00670065006e posted:

Blowing a leg off doesn't necessarily mean a huge blood spray like in kill bill. That helmet cam video of that combat medic patching up a dude with a blow off leg had (to me) a surprisingly small amount of blood present both on the ground and on the clothes.

Apropos the mountain dew naming fail/win, call it whatever, I find this guy reading the submissions pretty sweet. I'm partial to when he reads number 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxu3kZPlZx8

I wanna hang with this guy.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Baronjutter posted:

Has there ever been a big "people's choice" naming competition that didn't result in something like Weedlord BonerHitler?
Has there ever been one where when a funny but not totally outrageous answer won they actually honoured it?

On the more benign end of the scale, there's Boaty McBoatface.

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

chitoryu12 posted:

On the more benign end of the scale, there's Boaty McBoatface.

Boaty McBoatface is a horrendous insult amongst the British upper classes. It's worse than Oik.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Ben Affleck is asked about all the negative reviews of Batman and gets sad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

SpacePig posted:

Why would she look at the tattoo long enough to get a picture of it? She's revolted enough by the mere idea of it.

Kid should take pictures of the tattoo and plaster them all over the house until his mom panics and curls into a ball of tears

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


chitoryu12 posted:

On the more benign end of the scale, there's Boaty McBoatface.

Oh god, the list of entries...it's an entire fleet of puns!

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Baronjutter posted:

Has there ever been a big "people's choice" naming competition that didn't result in something like Weedlord BonerHitler?
Has there ever been one where when a funny but not totally outrageous answer won they actually honoured it?

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Yvonmukluk posted:

Oh god, the list of entries...it's an entire fleet of puns!

Honestly a bit sad RRS CHILL.I.AM didn't win.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

I think that;s just a normal Australian thing though

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

18 Character Limit posted:

Honestly a bit sad RRS CHILL.I.AM didn't win.

RSS Netflix and Endure Sub Zero

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qfPJbN6UA0

Fairly decent Failarmy. I was really surprised by the skier who discovered water though. That's gotta gently caress with you.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Stringbean posted:

We've gone 257 pages of people seriously loving themselves up. Broken bones, hosed up backs, classic fencing reactions, and blood from scrapes, broken noses and compound fractures.

If you think a little blood spatter is gore, then I think you need to get off the internet for a while. Maybe steer clear of international news as well. Unless they show the tattered remains of his leg then I think that video is good to go.

I didn't think it was gory. I just thought it was interesting that there was a video out there of a guy losing a leg doing something really stupid, and it wound up not being at all gory despite the obviousness from the blood splatters that he hosed himself up big time.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qfPJbN6UA0

Fairly decent Failarmy. I was really surprised by the skier who discovered water though. That's gotta gently caress with you.

"Why would you leave the lawnmower right there, Kenneth?"

"Because the lawnmower was in no danger until you decided to cut down a tree without looking where it was going to fall, dumbass."

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Kenneth you dingaling!

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
It's no LA Beast but a guy who does electrical videos tastes a mouthful of denatured alcohol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2I3Gf3Sec

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

C.M. Kruger posted:

It's no LA Beast but a guy who does electrical videos tastes a mouthful of denatured alcohol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2I3Gf3Sec

That dude has done some crazy rear end and dangerous poo poo in his videos and I've never heard him swear like that before. :ohdear:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
And to think that it wasn't so long ago when those of us who expressed concern re: LA Beast hurting himself were rebuffed with "Lol you just dont get it I guess"

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qfPJbN6UA0

Fairly decent Failarmy. I was really surprised by the skier who discovered water though. That's gotta gently caress with you.

My fruit cup :saddowns:

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qfPJbN6UA0

Fairly decent Failarmy. I was really surprised by the skier who discovered water though. That's gotta gently caress with you.

Oh my god, the backflipping girl just faceplants straight into cow poo poo. That's so loving good! Oh man.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

LA Beast Here! And today I'll be attempting to eat this entire bag of poison dart frogs

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qfPJbN6UA0
Fairly decent Failarmy. I was really surprised by the skier who discovered water though. That's gotta gently caress with you.
Dude getting trunk-punched by the elephant was the best. :allears:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE0bBFBBB9Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRdSWtUdawU

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FlyinPingu posted:

LA Beast Here! And today I'll be attempting to eat this entire bag of poison dart frogs

If they're raised in captivity they're not toxic. :eng101:

Pretty expensive though. A bag with a dozen or so would probably be over $500.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The first play there reminds me of this one from a bunch of years ago. AFL umpires are almost always ex-players in some capacity, and I guess old habits die hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xBG_70s31I

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Phanatic posted:

"Why would you leave the lawnmower right there, Kenneth?"

"Because the lawnmower was in no danger until you decided to cut down a tree without looking where it was going to fall, dumbass."

The video quality says 2016 but everything else about that clip screams 1988.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

C.M. Kruger posted:

It's no LA Beast but a guy who does electrical videos tastes a mouthful of denatured alcohol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2I3Gf3Sec

Isn't methanol the same poo poo that dumbass kids were adding to Mt. Dew to make "DewShine" and getting incredibly sick/dead?

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Zipperelli. posted:

Isn't methanol the same poo poo that dumbass kids were adding to Mt. Dew to make "DewShine" and getting incredibly sick/dead?

Methanol metabolizes into Formic Acid, which does mean things to your nervous system, such as making you blind.

It can do this in extremely small amounts, 10mL or so.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

The first play there reminds me of this one from a bunch of years ago. AFL umpires are almost always ex-players in some capacity, and I guess old habits die hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xBG_70s31I

There's a similar one from around that time if I remember correctly. But it was the Goal Umpire who marked the ball and prevented a goal.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Special moments from Asia (and one from Russia)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU6WuzybrQI


Best moment is the earth mover at the end.



Fail Compilation for March:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47xIAr6Psc

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

This is art.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Karma Monkey posted:

Dude getting trunk-punched by the elephant was the best. :allears:

What he gets for using a selfie stick. :v:

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

I really wanted to know what happened to those cars from 2:11 onwards, then the clip after happened and :stare:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



"Are you okay kitty?" "Meow!" :3:

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Ben Affleck realises he's made a terrible, terrible mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Rondette posted:

Ben Affleck realises he's made a terrible, terrible mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw

To be fair to him I have heard that he was one of the better ones and it is more the story and direction rather than the acting that is horrible.

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Scarf posted:

Shirtless guy apparently tries to start poo poo on a subway. Gets put to sleep



WOOOOORRRRLLLLLD STAAAAAARRRR!

The full video is pretty great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-htthbBSo

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