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Count Freebasie posted:I'm attracted to Katrina Pierson in some weird way, although I feel that if I ever got her back to her hotel room, Bane would suddenly appear out of the bathroom and crush my face with his bare hands.
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Count Freebasie posted:I'm attracted to Katrina Pierson in some weird way, although I feel that if I ever got her back to her hotel room, Bane would suddenly appear out of the bathroom and crush my face with his bare hands. Eww, oozy seconds.
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mike12345 posted:Saw this today, and it kind of fits, but not related to primaries (instead about Guardian's treatment of Wikileaks) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJValv4YQcY&t=75s So is the poo poo he said legit? I have no idea who the guy is, but god drat.
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Count Freebasie posted:I'm attracted to Katrina Pierson in some weird way, although I feel that if I ever got her back to her hotel room, Bane would suddenly appear out of the bathroom and crush my face with his bare hands. She's hot as gently caress bro, it's not weird. Mulatto chicks are almost always in that top third.
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If you're gonna try to fill in the blanks on the Heidi Cruz suicide police report, at least use Courier 12-pt.
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Full Battle Rattle posted:It's the National Enquirer vs. Theodore "Lyin' Ted" Cruz and one of them has to be right Ahem Rafael Edward Cruz. His name isn't Theo.
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Count Freebasie posted:I'm attracted to Katrina Pierson in some weird way, although I feel that if I ever got her back to her hotel room, Bane would suddenly appear out of the bathroom and crush my face with his bare hands. same right from the get go she is hot but then she is also insane which gets me really hot
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STAC Goat posted:Someone managed to dig up a clip of Ted Cruz showing off a fake Churchill tattoo on Fox News and a Tweet of Amanda Carpenter (one of the alleged women) showing off the same tattoo the same day. Its circumstantial enough to be a huge "wait... maybe this is real?" addition to this mess. Ted Cruz, taken down by a yellow lab
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ohhhh man this is blowing up!  its gonna ruin him like Cosby
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this is getting kinda gross for me i'm kinda uncomfortable am i too soft for the internet?
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Mr. Nice! posted:Ahem Rafael Edward Cruz. His name isn't Theo. Billy Ripken speaks the truth.
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Ted Cruz, taken down by a yellow lab A good dog.
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gently caress. gently caress!!
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CRUZ SCANDAL UPDATE: Ted Cruz sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers. MORE TO COME....
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quadrophrenic posted:this is getting kinda gross for me Well, there's one thing that sure as hell isn't soft: Ted Cruz' famous cock.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Ahem Rafael Edward Cruz. His name isn't Theo. Noted and corrected
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 Basically, I banged Katrina and knocked her up... No big deal.
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:this is real fuckin greasy guys
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Mr. Nice! posted:Ahem Rafael Edward Cruz. His name isn't Theo. guy even lies about the presence of a T in his name, and that's why he's Lyin Ted
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After much research and scientific examination, I have concluded that Robbert Morrow owns.
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This primary makes me think it is 1880. Finally a real political fight, and hopefully a real fight I want Ted Cruz to punch Donald Trump in the face. I will also accept Ted sleeping with either the current or all former Mrs. Trumps.
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LOL at everyone who thinks Hillary Clinton is invulnerable and RV polls from March mean she's going to win. Donald Trump is a political assassin and no one, not even lyin' Ted Cruz, is as scummy or has as many skeletons in their closet as Hillary Clinton. Dehumanize yourself and face to Trump.
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THA TITTY THRILLER posted:
You know if you squint just right and change the glasses, Jeb! would be a fine Bubbles. "That's one fuckin' nice guac bowl right there"
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https://twitter.com/ModeledBehavior/status/709017619165257732 this is what is going to happen. he hasn't even started on Hillary yet. democrats are currently celebrating that the republicans are in disarray after the trumpening, the political trumpocalypse has barely begun. bad for the powers that be, potentially good for the commoners.
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Agronox posted:You know if you squint just right and change the glasses, Jeb! would be a fine Bubbles. ♫ turtles are so nice ♫
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Dewhurst primaries Ted and takes him down in 2018.
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No Mans Land posted:https://twitter.com/ModeledBehavior/status/709017619165257732 Democrats are basically celebrating their rear end-hole neighbor's place burning down to the ground. Also they live in a duplex.
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Boosted_C5 posted:Democrats are basically celebrating their rear end-hole neighbor's place burning down to the ground. this is a legit funny joke, gj
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Boosted_C5 posted:Democrats are basically celebrating their rear end-hole neighbor's place burning down to the ground. I am celebrating the rear end in a top hat neighbor's place burning down and desperately want the flames to consume my side as well.
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oystertoadfish posted:i feel good about being on the opposite side of the line of scrimmage from the white supremacists and the mens rights activists and i think it's nice that they're getting flushed into the open by hunting beagle donald trump Men are bad, also whites
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Nuclearmonkee posted:I am celebrating the rear end in a top hat neighbor's place burning down and desperately want the flames to consume my side as well. Same. Unfortunately political machines never die, they just get rebranded.
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