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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

That is the Donner theme

I read that as "Spiderman" for some reason and I was actually thinking about/humming the 60's cartoon song (which in context doesn't even make sense)

I likely need more sleep

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The Dark Knight theme is a steady "brrrrrrrrrrrrr" sound and the Man of Steel theme is a cat slowly sneaking up on a mouse on a piano.

And the Avengers didn't have any music at all now that you mention it. Or did it?

I also can't remember the X-Men theme and I've seen all of them several times.

But drat did the soundtracks for Guardians, Watchmen, Deadpool, and Tom Jane Punisher own.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Hey I did a big post in CD...

a slippery slope before you know it you'll be reading SMG posts and nodding in agreement as your mind turns to madness

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

And the Avengers didn't have any music at all now that you mention it. Or did it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGJGXMUhmc

Really the only recent big budget Hollywood film I remember the theme to without trying is Pacific Rim because that theme was loving sick.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Avengers should have ran with their 90s theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3x12BpqcHY

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Dun dunanana nuuuu 9-11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4u-HLm8maE&t=1397s

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGJGXMUhmc

Really the only recent big budget Hollywood film I remember the theme to without trying is Pacific Rim because that theme was loving sick.

uh... Pirates of the Carribean I guess?

but yeah there has been a real dearth of memorable themes recently

e: oh and Skyfall

LGD fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Mar 28, 2016

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

I've never seen him so loving happy.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


FizFashizzle posted:

Honestly I'll take MoS over Returns any day of the week.

Say what you want about accurate comic book movie portrayals, a movie has to be slightly more interesting than watching flies gently caress before we get into comparative analysis.

man of steel is more boring and also lacks any scenes comparable to the ones i listed. like i said the worst insult to man of steel is it makes returns look good.

the john williams superman theme is so good because you definitely feel like yeah gently caress yeah this is superman. the snyder poo poo doesn't evoke that same feeling.

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Mar 28, 2016

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Wonder Woman's theme in BvS is just Brothers in Arms from Fury Road. To be fair though, if I was a superhero that's what I'd want my theme to be.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
gently caress I forgot how good everything about this was

I loved this poo poo as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DadH3KjHZws

This has more style and personality than anything in BvS

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Mel Mudkiper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGJGXMUhmc

Really the only recent big budget Hollywood film I remember the theme to without trying is Pacific Rim because that theme was loving sick.

Wow. I didn't recognize a single note of that until the halfway mark with the big horns.

And yes, Pacific Rim score loving owned.

So did Fury Road and Pirates. Fury Road may be my favorite action music, and Pirates may be the best adventure music since Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mel Mudkiper posted:

gently caress I forgot how good everything about this was

I loved this poo poo as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DadH3KjHZws

This has more style and personality than anything in BvS

Goddam I forgot how good these were

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah that was pretty much my exact reaction. :v:

I think it'll at least explain character's motivations better which was one of the big problems with the movie




Hey I did a big :effort: post in CD about why violence is usually acceptable in Marvel films but whips up all sorts of "NOT MY BATMAN!" complaints in DC films

I honestly think it's less that marvel serves up it's villain's defeats and deaths as good or right, and more that there are issues with having that darker take on heroes in a Superman movie is not appropriate. Superman is immensely powerful, but underneath that he's supposed to be an average man trying to do good in the world. Frankly he's powerful enough that unless you make him significantly weaker in your portrayal, or only use him to fight other kryptonians/darkseid, he can just brute force most problems you might present him with if he were inclined. The essential nature of the fantasy is that Superman is the man that always does the right thing, that he'll use his powers to resolve problems the right way. So when you construct a scenario that forces Superman to kill, you're destroying the core of his character. And while there are places to deconstruct or attempt to question that tenet, it almost certainly isn't in a longform shared continuity movie headlined by Superman. Because at the very least hewing close to the archetype will allow other people to work with your portrayal of the hero more easily, if you want to deconstruct superman over the course of multiple movies you hamstring the notion of a shared universe.

Gatekeeper posted:

I have heard Alan Moore's name before after season 1 of true detective, some homies said the showmaker stole that cool ending with the wormhole opening up before the fat retarded tried to kill mcconaughey, and that lil speech he gives about how the stars are bright and he misses his dead kiddo and he's not an edgy nihilist anymore. what Alan Moore thing is that from?

I think the line is from Top 10. It's another meta-level take on the meaning and lives of superheroes, but unlike in Watchmen they actually have superpowers and now live in one big city. It's more of a traditional superhero story, but it's still kinda weird because Moore's pretty weird.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

LGD posted:

It's almost like the wide range of portrayals he's had means the dichotomy you've presented is false

The point isn't that you have to adhere to the "real" superman or that you can't put your own spin on him, leaving him a static cardboard cutout who can't be used to make good commercial pop art, it's that if you're using him as a character you 100% cannot avoid dealing with his mainstream conception

you can choose to play into it and offer an appealing version of what people expect with the usual minor tweaks based on the actor portraying him or the story you're telling, or you can meaningfully deviate from it- but if you do the latter you'd better be drat sure the version of the character you're offering has real appeal and that the movie you're making implicitly explains why he's different (and you should also strongly consider why you're using the character to tell that story- it's often a story that would be better told with different characters entirely or a self-referential commentary on the genre/character, which don't seem like stories that should be used to launch the flagship title of a shared cinematic universe)

if you present an alternate version of such a storied character that a wide swathe of people respond badly to (because they find it unappealing and doesn't ring true to their preconception of who the character is) then that's absolutely on you for both failing to meet your audience's expectations and failing to subvert them a sufficiently entertaining/engaging/diverting manner, not on them for failing to abandon any preconceptions of what this character might be like

I don't think any of that is necessary except for the fact that the character has to be appealing. Red Son is a success because Superman is portrayed as essentially monstrous, but he has convinced himself that he is still doing the right thing. That dichotomy and his character is at the heart of the story, and so you sympathize with him because it's a very human situation for him to be in. This allows the whole rest of the world to fall in place, because that essential element exists.

Here, they give plenty of time to develop the characters' but not to actively make them likable. At least Superman saves people's lives in this one. Batman just murders guys.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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8-Bit Scholar posted:

I don't think any of that is necessary except for the fact that the character has to be appealing. Red Son is a success because Superman is portrayed as essentially monstrous, but he has convinced himself that he is still doing the right thing.

Red Son is an obscure cult comic, calling it a success is a stretch

its also really bad

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

They'll never top this

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

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8-Bit Scholar posted:

Well, in his long history in comic books Superman has basically played every conceivable role you could have him play, hero, villain, something in between. He's had somber and sad portrayals, cheery and cheesy ones, etc etc.

Superman Returns was the Christopher Reeve love fest that people seem to want Man of Steel to be and it was a boring and plodding brick of a film. They went to the opposite extreme and people suddenly claim they always wanted it to be the way it just was that they didn't like.

No, Superman Returns was just a boring plodding piece of crap.

Reeve's Superman was great because it was *funny*. Reeve brought physical comedy to Clark Kent and Supes ('they're pink. *blushes*'), Gene Hackman was a smug confident plan-explaining villain who was perfectly aware he was being that way and still went with it, Luthor's assistants were pitch perfect homages to the 40's mooks, etcetera. The whole thing knew it was silly, and that's why it was such a beloved movie.

(It was so light and fun that Lois' death was actually disturbing, which most modern film makers have forgotten - to shock, people have to be lulled into a false sense of security, so making a movie lighter overall helps you make your point with horror later. Unrelenting bleakness makes more bleakness just headache-inducing.)

The only modern superhero movie to have anything approaching same sensibility is Thor (*smashes mug*). Same character problem - overpowered boy scout in a cynical age. But, unlike Snyder, Thor's director understood and liked the character, so we got a serviceable movie out of it.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I don't think any of that is necessary except for the fact that the character has to be appealing. Red Son is a success because Superman is portrayed as essentially monstrous, but he has convinced himself that he is still doing the right thing. That dichotomy and his character is at the heart of the story, and so you sympathize with him because it's a very human situation for him to be in. This allows the whole rest of the world to fall in place, because that essential element exists.

Here, they give plenty of time to develop the characters' but not to actively make them likable. At least Superman saves people's lives in this one. Batman just murders guys.

Superman Red Son was actually one of the comics I was thinking about, but didn't mention explicitly because it's too easy to go down the "imaginary story"/cannon vs. non-cannon rabbit hole. But you'll note Red Son absolutely ticks the boxes I mentioned- that Superman is quite different from "normal" Superman but the story makes it very clear why he's behaving differently (and he shares enough traits with the "normal" Superman to feel like a version of the same character), and the story itself derives a lot of its appeal precisely because it's dichotomizing and commenting on the "normal" Superman/DC universe. It's a deliberate subversion of the typical expectations for the character, but it's a subversion that people accept because it is entirely conversant with what those expectations are, addresses them and in fact relies on them to function as a story.

LGD fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Mar 28, 2016

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I never thought I would see the day, someone would look to the Thor movie to find quality in film.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I would have liked to see Bryan Singer do his version of Superman rather than make a love-letter to Donner's.

I think that film's biggest failing was that it was an unflinching stylistic and narrative continuation of a style from a completely different era of film-making

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Tenzarin posted:

I never thought I would see the day, someone would look to the Thor movie to find quality in film.

Thor is a movie about gods who are space vikings that live in a magical cloud city at the end of a literal rainbow bridge interacting with modern humans (in a shared comic-book universe).

The fact that the movies are even somewhat serviceable rather than totally risible on every level is a miracle and a testament to the hard work, talent and professionalism of everyone involved.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I'm sorry, what? You put me into Odin-sleep.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lmao if u like the billion dollar corporation mascot that is different than the billion dollar corporation mascot that i like. ur fuckin pathetic. ur fuckin dumb as gently caress. literal rear end in a top hat retard baby opinions u hold, forever and always. not like my cool ones which are mart.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

They'll never top this



doritos, halo, and mountain dew.

oh to be 14 and loving retarded again

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

LGD posted:

Superman Red Son was actually one of the comics I was thinking about, but didn't mention explicitly because it's too easy to go down the "imaginary story"/cannon vs. non-cannon rabbit hole. But you'll note Red Son absolutely ticks the boxes I mentioned- that Superman is quite different from "normal" Superman but the story makes it very clear why he's behaving differently (and he shares enough traits with the "normal" Superman to feel like a version of the same character), and the story itself derives a lot of its appeal precisely because it's dichotomizing and commenting on the "normal" Superman/DC universe. It's a deliberate subversion of the typical expectations for the character, but it's a subversion that people accept because it is entirely conversant with what those expectations are, addresses them and in fact relies on them to function as a story.

I agree; I think we're talking past each other. I thought Superman was more or less fine for BvS; he does stupid poo poo 'cause of the script, but he's much more clearly a heroic figure than Batman is, and at least we see Supes doing heroic things like saving lives and whatever. It's all somber and dreary but it is there. The real issue is that they push the Superman is a God angle so hard, they forget to; or intentionally avoided; humanizing him.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Man, I really want a Fleischer style Superman movie now

I want Superman to punch a goddamn laser back into a laser cannon and then tie the barrel in a knot. That was loving sick.

EDIT: Also, whatever happened to Superhero Themes? Right now I bet you can sing the Donner Superman or Burton Batman theme in your head. Quick, sing the Man of Steel theme. Sing the Avengers theme. See what I mean? We need good memorable themes again.
Even thought the DCAU is cool as a whole, I kind of wish it was done in the style of early Batman TAS instead of by Justice League there were like 4 templates for each gender.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

achillesforever6 posted:

Even thought the DCAU is cool as a whole, I kind of wish it was done in the style of early Batman TAS instead of by Justice League there were like 4 templates for each gender.

Batman taking place in a sci-fi retro modern age was easily the best setting for him. Zepplins!

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Superman Returns was the Christopher Reeve love fest that people seem to want Man of Steel to be and it was a boring and plodding brick of a film. They went to the opposite extreme and people suddenly claim they always wanted it to be the way it just was that they didn't like.

Oh gently caress off on that, Superman Returns makes Superman IV look like the best Goddamn superhero movie.

Returns was boring as all gently caress, but not because "it was a love fest." It was boring as all gently caress because, well, it was tedious. Does Superman have to use his wits when dealing with a problem on a giant ball of kryptotine, that makes him weak? Nope, he just hulks up and does it because JESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUS.

Even Zack Snyder who must have used the word "God" at least 500 times wasn't as JESUSJESUS as that movie.

Goddamn it was awful.

LGD posted:

Thor is a movie about gods who are space vikings that live in a magical cloud city at the end of a literal rainbow bridge interacting with modern humans (in a shared comic-book universe).

The fact that the movies are even somewhat serviceable rather than totally risible on every level is a miracle and a testament to the hard work, talent and professionalism of everyone involved.

Honestly the second one was kind of meh, but the first one was pretty great in the same way all those 80s movies that go "Oh poo poo, we don't have a budget to do the fantasy stuff all the time, let's set it in the real world!" movies were great, except it did that willingly instead of being forced into it.

So yeah. Thor 1 was a pretty fun movie. Thor 2 is easily in the middle/lower Marvel movies for me.

Iron Man 2 remains the one I hate the most though. Iron Man 2 is a loving mess and I am impressed it didn't bomb.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Mar 29, 2016

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Blazing Ownager posted:

Oh gently caress off on that, Superman Returns makes Superman IV look like the best Goddamn superhero movie.

Returns was boring as all gently caress, but not because "it was a love fest." It was boring as all gently caress because, well, it was tedious. Does Superman have to use his wits when dealing with a problem on a giant ball of kryptotine, that makes him weak? Nope, he just hulks up and does it because JESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUSJESUS.

Even Zack Snyder who must have used the word "God" at least 500 times wasn't as JESUSJESUS as that movie.

Goddamn it was awful.

I watched fifteen minutes of that movie with a girl and then we boned through the rest so I remember it being a very dull fifteen minutes

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Cheer up, we still have Ghostbusters to look forward to.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Groovelord Neato posted:

asia keeps awful movies afloat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7olh2I0dN7w&t=4m44s

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Say Nothing posted:

Cheer up, we still have Ghostbusters to look forward to.
dont even get me started on how correct my good opinions are re: that """""film"""""

boy howdy

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I thought Superman Returns was great.

I see now I was wrong.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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oldpainless posted:

I thought Superman Returns was great.

I see now I was wrong.

Most of the people who say they don't like that movie also like Man of Steel

Think on that

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mel Mudkiper posted:

Most of the people who say they don't like that movie also like Man of Steel

Think on that

nah they hate them both, unlike Dredd which is clearly the best comic book adaptation ever made

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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FizFashizzle posted:

nah they hate them both, unlike Dredd which is clearly the best comic book adaptation ever made

Ahem, I think you mean Persepolis

*is that guy*

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

FizFashizzle posted:

nah they hate them both, unlike Dredd which is clearly the best comic book adaptation ever made

Hellboy 2.

I will literally fight you to the death with baseball bats over this.

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Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

"The incredibly lovely Transformers movies were just as bad" isn't a solid foundation on which to build an argument that Man of Steel wasn't a toilet made of turds.

Also, both Avengers movies had the heroes doing heroic poo poo to save lives.

Being Of PURE GOOD Superman straight up murdered thousands of people while alcoholic Tony Stark and Being of PURE RAGE Hulk mitigated loss of human life and protected the people.

Man of Steel is trash garbage and anyone that likes it is an edgy juggalo teen.

The best part of Man Of Steel was General Zod. I enjoyed the bits of him on Krypton and the dream/vision sequence of him explaining the planet's demise and his survival to Superman.

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