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"Excuse me, I'd like to speak to the manager!"
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:38 |
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Everything I say is right and should be taken seriously because I am a mom.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:39 |
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thanks for this
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:39 |
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my son lives in my basement and plays video game. im horny
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:39 |
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*gets addicted to painkillers*
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:40 |
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*drinks merlot *updates facebook status every time i go out *names kids Caiden and Emillee
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:41 |
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*prepares for swingers party*
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV29C3sb3ps
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:43 |
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my son is a stupid fag
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:43 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:44 |
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ghostter posted:my son is a stupid fag my boyfriend's name is bryce and i love him
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:44 |
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is this from that stupid loving youtube drama between that justin bieber-rear end guy that makes a living insulting people and the kool aid man from that JonTron video?
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:46 |
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This steak isn't done enough, I can see pink in there
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:46 |
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*sees a black man and either becomes sexually aroused or terrified. probably both.*
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:49 |
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"Cameron, Taeylynn, don't play too far from the picnic area, and make sure you bring your little brother McAeirghty with you"
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:01 |
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I have a van with my stick figure people family and my daughter's cheer team and son's baseball team number. I'm driving over the yellow line because I'm making my next nail appointment on my cell and trying to seem cool by listening to 90s gangsta rap on Sirius Backspin.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:03 |
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strawberries on pillows, strawberries on curtains, strawberry decorative soaps, pictures of strawberries, porcelain strawberries, strawberry bed-sheets, i really love strawberries
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:04 |
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*listens to Glee soundtrack and Pentatonix
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:06 |
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ive smoked and dropped pills and got lovely on wine with a few suburb moms while spending time about the us id say they're alright as long as you arent transacting business with them
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:06 |
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*graduated from looking like han solo*
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:07 |
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i just remembered where some painkillers were brb
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:08 |
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*buys a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign and places it above the fireplace*
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:08 |
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I'm a suburban mom
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:08 |
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Gaunab posted:I'm a suburban mom Very on point, Gaunab
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:09 |
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theyll give you some bennies as well they dont seem to think theyre real drugs you can be like pfft what a day and theyll throw you a fistful of bars
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:10 |
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*get's in pool, tries to keep hair dry*
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:10 |
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i found my painkillers
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:10 |
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My entire lifestyle is threatened by the devaluation of an upper-middle class job.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:10 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i found my painkillers betters not be hydros
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:11 |
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Shaquin posted:betters not be hydros yup they are good for my liver tho so whatevs
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:11 |
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um excuse me posted:*get's in pool, tries to keep hair dry*
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:12 |
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the only good dope left is exactly that because theyve hosed all the scrips up so bad to keep you from railing em or shooting em
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:13 |
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sorry i thought the thread title was "ITT we are subHUMAN moms" my bad lates yall
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:13 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:13 |
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bitch
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:15 |
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"I don't like that Future rapper my son has been listening to. I can barely understand what he's saying and he definitely is not a good role model!" *downs half a bottle of codeine*
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:16 |
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i dont like the way she makes her "y"s. real lame imo
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:16 |
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hth
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:17 |
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*margaritaville comes on the cd player on the back porch, leathery women yell "woo!" and bumble around trying to clink their glasses together
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:19 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:32 |
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symbolic posted:is this from that stupid loving youtube drama between that justin bieber-rear end guy that makes a living insulting people and the kool aid man from that JonTron video? i thot it was probably from a Das Racist video
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