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- you look for a "save point" every time you enter a room before you take a difficult exam (gets me every time) - you think Michael J. Foxx has rumble pak disease - you just cannot get enough of Link from the legend of zelda - you could drive a car real good on the first try because of all the practice you had playing mario kart on the super nintendo
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 07:19 |
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Uuuuggghh
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I know a poo poo ton about medieval weapons and armor. Games.
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You might be a comedian if you do the opposite of this thread.
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- You pooped in a sock in order to not leave your favorite MMORPG raid.
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instead of asking ur friend to be a wingman when you go out to get laid by people at a bar, you ask him or her to be your player 2 instead of your wingman
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You might be a video gamer if you are the head of a major corporation... in the game! ![]()
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If you die in real life, you die in the game.
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-when you're buying a new Northface jacket for a wintery blustery weekend skiing the slopes and when you go to buy it you ask how many rupees is this jacket and then when you buy it you hold it over your head
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and the northface jacket is green and you call it your tunic
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After all the COD I played, I know the ins and outs of every modern rifle and machine gun. I love to gush about the accuracy of the placement of the bolt driver thumb lock release etc. Etc.
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I can bench press my own weight with just my strong, strong thumbs
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- Your Sims are all modeled after people you know and you forced your crushes sim to marry you and impregnate you 14 times.(in game of course LOL)
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you might be a gamer if every time you see a mushroom you eat it. but instead of "leveling up" you get terrible diarrhea haahhaha, which could also be due to the mt. dew and beef jerky... who really knows? Welp, see you guys & remember to "do the dew?"
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- Diet Mountain Dew has more caffeine.
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-you find yourself thinking that it might be cool to live in japan like final fantasy 7
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You walk into walls repeatedly and awkwardly stumble back, avoiding polygon glitches, because your user has fallen asleep with the controller under a buttcheek.
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you go into the sewers thinking you'll find a new level but it's not it's human poo poo luckily you're ital and feel right at home
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if you are statistically likelier to suffer from a crippling adolesence-rooted addiction to german and japanese pornography
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I liked playing Myst a lot. Anyone else here like Myst?
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- you get why "High Score: rear end" is funny
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I liked playing Myst a lot. Anyone else here like Myst? no gently caress off hector we were playing earthbound games w plot and development not some loving spot the difference like ur mom on her ipad not even a real gaming device if u know
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- you buy an empty lot instead of a house so you can spend HOURS building it and trying different furniture - you decide to quit your job as an astronaut to become a painter so you can be home more and then time won't fly by - you try to gently caress all the neighbors
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you spend the weekend slaughtering squirrels, decimating the local population, and still only end up with 3 out of 8 squirrel femurs needed to complete the quest. ![]()
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-if your parents get sad when you tell them about your life.
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-you're ready to fire off at least 1 or 2 fatalities at any time
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- you mention your WoW guild in your resume as evidence of leadership skills
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If you are meek and soft spoken in real life, you are usually the biggest, loudmouth cocky poo poo talker in games.
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Blacktoll posted:Uuuuggghh
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I liked playing Myst a lot. Anyone else here like Myst? I played some sort of weird knock-off called Lighthouse: The Dark Being. was pretty sweet
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You blow on a dick before you put it in your rear end.
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- threads about gamers hit a bit too close to home
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your whole identity is based on a shirt printed in 2014 about a game from 1988 that you never beat
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you kickstarted multiple mmos in 2013 that still are not even remotely ready for beta let alone launch (kill me)
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- if you can beat someone at NHL '94 with your toes.
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extra stout posted:you kickstarted multiple mmos in 2013 that still are not even remotely ready for beta let alone launch (kill me) yeah shame about star citizen
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social vegan posted:no gently caress off hector we were playing earthbound games w plot and development not some loving spot the difference like ur mom on her ipad not even a real gaming device if u know *goes into giant gear, touches book and dissappears into Mechanical Age forever*
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i think the best video game is super mario world tbh
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 07:19 |
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*poses for camera, licks controller* I am a VIDEOGAMER
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