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TheGreySpectre posted:Even if someone did get super ripped to play the role people would still complain. I recall people saying Linda Hamilton was too ripped and it was gross when T2 came out. People will always find something to complain about. Linda Hamilton helped start a fitness fad in the 80s for women due to T2. Thanks Linda Hamilton
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Mar 29, 2016 20:16
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T2 came out in 1991 bro
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Mar 29, 2016 20:20
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Really, who DIDN'T start a fitness fad in the 80's?
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Mar 29, 2016 20:24
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Really, who DIDN'T start a fitness fad in the 80's? Dom Deluise and Marlon Brando
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Mar 29, 2016 20:25
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Well yeah but how many good actresses are also 6ft tool Amazonian War goddesses? They just got some lady from the Fast and Furious films, let's not pretend they got some great actress and thus had to compromise.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:33
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They had to make a lot of sacrifices to get a non-actress who mumbles her lines and doesn't fit the character, okay? Sacrifices. This $300,000,000 movie didn't have the luxury of hiring a casting director, okay?
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Mar 29, 2016 20:40
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Or a real director for that matter.
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boom boom boom posted:if Gal Gadot was a classically trained Shakespearean actor, maybe people wouldn't be complaining about her so much She needed loving subtitles. I couldn't understand half of what she was saying. 
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Mar 29, 2016 21:01
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Y'all sound like when my friends in High School got mad they cast Ian McKellan as Magneto because he wasn't 250lbs of muscle People didn't like Ian McKellan as Magneto because he wasn't 90's extreme Jim Lee jacked?  As for Gal Gadot like I said I know there aren't many actresses out there built like the comic book Wonder Woman. I mean it's a comic book after all. She's supposed to be bigger than Batman in the comics. It's a pity Lucy Lawless was born too soon to play the part. (She still looks pretty great for turning 48 today.  )
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Hey, I just realized. Why did they even need the spear when Wonder Woman's sword was able to cut Doomsdays hand off? Seems like she could have just cut his head off
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Mar 29, 2016 21:36
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hey, I just realized. Why did they even need the spear when Wonder Woman's sword was able to cut Doomsdays hand off? Because they hired a lovely writer
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Mar 29, 2016 21:37
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No, Danzig is the PERFECT Wolverine. He's 5'2 and JACKED. Who the gently caress is this Jackman guy, gently caress that dude.
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Mar 29, 2016 21:38
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hey, I just realized. Why did they even need the spear when Wonder Woman's sword was able to cut Doomsdays hand off? sounds like a real....bone headed move. which is what he would grow back.
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Mar 29, 2016 21:39
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hey, I just realized. Why did they even need the spear when Wonder Woman's sword was able to cut Doomsdays hand off? Correct me if I'm wrong but I think they showed the arm growing back, so one can assume the same thing would happen with his head. The better question is why didn't Superman hand her the spear since she could've wielded it even more effectively and without having to die from using it. Superman was a loving sad brains idiot in this film.
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Mar 29, 2016 22:00
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Doflamingo posted:Correct me if I'm wrong but I think they showed the arm growing back, so one can assume the same thing would happen with his head. It grew back into a bunch of bony shards though. So either you cut the head off and you get a big bony shard that cannot see or hear or think for a head or the head grows a big bony shard out of the neck stump and then you play superhero soccer with it.
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Doflamingo posted:Correct me if I'm wrong but I think they showed the arm growing back, so one can assume the same thing would happen with his head. The better question is why didn't Superman hand her the spear since she could've wielded it even more effectively and without having to die from using it. Superman was a loving sad brains idiot in this film. I literally expected him to do it or to get to Batman and collapse from the radiation, having Batman spear Doomsday; maybe they'd both do it together, fingers lightly spreading out to touch one another's... dammit all the gay porn in this thread is corrupting me
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I watched this film its really good I also had an elective lobotomy on the same day, probably no relation though
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how is is it so difficult to write a competent script.
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quote:If fanboys don’t cream to Batman’s dream sequence (“It took me to the lie, a beautiful lie” Wayne says), grown-up gay men surely will. In his dream, Batman wears a leathery mask, hiding his identity, while he is taunted by wasplike creatures and forced to acknowledge Superman’s equivalent virility. This goes beyond Guy Ritchie’s boy-boy teasing in last year’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (which co-starred Cavill). It is the most surreal dominance-submission dream in Hollywood history. But Batman v Superman is also a political allegory, using masculine sex appeal to examine America’s current political confusion. Zack Snyder’s comic book avatars are not for children. http://www.out.com/armond-white/2016/3/24/sexiest-batman-and-superman-imaginable
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Radio Paranoia posted:Wait for Batman Fucks Superman: A XXX Parody 
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Mar 29, 2016 23:46
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overt smack u in the face symbolism....but my special eyes noticed it
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I hope Trump or Hillary wins so gays are round up in trains and exterminated just so that critic and Dan Savage never write anything again.
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Mar 29, 2016 23:57
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perhaps it isn't just snyder's inability to tell a story, or godot's or cavill's shoddy acting, or the studio's lack of trust and planning in those involved that made the movie what it is. maybe the reason BvS sucks is a combination of factors that worked in tandem to drag down the movie's quality, a perfect storm if you will regardless, this movie will do well in the box office not because americans are stupid and have no taste, but because the chinese and indians are stupid and have no taste. thanks to the global economy, studios don't have to try anymore because the eastern countries will make up the difference as long as it has explosions and beautiful white people. once again, global capitalism ruins everything
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Mar 30, 2016 00:05
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That Poison Ivy costume is terrible, but I like the Supergirl outfit a lot
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should've gone with the obvious batman xxx superman title imo
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The White Dragon posted:should've gone with the obvious batman xxx superman title imo that makes it sound like Batman's gonna gently caress Superman
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Trast posted:People didn't like Ian McKellan as Magneto because he wasn't 90's extreme Jim Lee jacked? Jessica Biels 
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Mar 30, 2016 00:30
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The movie would have had to have been 6 hours long in order for Gal Gadot to have had enough lines to judge her acting here. The two dead men from the last movie had more screen time than she did.
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Mar 30, 2016 00:31
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boom boom boom posted:That Poison Ivy costume is terrible, but I like the Supergirl outfit a lot Ya, and the Harley Quinn costume is better than the actual one in Suicide Squad.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:perhaps it isn't just snyder's inability to tell a story, or godot's or cavill's shoddy acting, or the studio's lack of trust and planning in those involved that made the movie what it is. maybe the reason BvS sucks is a combination of factors that worked in tandem to drag down the movie's quality, a perfect storm if you will Marvel movies just are better especially with the casting choices.
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Mar 30, 2016 01:33
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Red Son is an obscure cult comic, calling it a success is a stretch Red Son is the only comic I've ever bought and the first I ever read. There's something really great about Elseworlds. Gotham by Gaslight and Batman Noir are great. What didn't you like about it?
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boom boom boom posted:That Poison Ivy costume is terrible, but I like the Supergirl outfit a lot
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Frosted Flake posted:Red Son is the only comic I've ever bought and the first I ever read. There's something really great about Elseworlds. Gotham by Gaslight and Batman Noir are great. It's by Mark Millar, who is a Bad Man, so comic book nerds have to hate everything he ever did.
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Nothus Infelix posted:That's Maxima, not Poison Ivy. That's a fuckin' deep cut
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etalian posted:Marvel movies just are better especially with the casting choices. You mean the Marvel movie. Singular, the same one they've been making over and over again since Iron Man.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:You mean the Marvel movie. Singular, the same one they've been making over and over again since Iron Man. marvel does have a pretty good pull with actual talent. downey, hopkins, redford, bridges, rockwell, douglas, etc. i expect this gravity involves a lot of zeroes
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Frosted Flake posted:Red Son is the only comic I've ever bought and the first I ever read. There's something really great about Elseworlds. Gotham by Gaslight and Batman Noir are great. The same problem every big idea comic story has. It cannot satisfy itself with a simple exploration of an idea in a tightly constrained narrative. It has to become a bloated over elaborate mythology that stuffs every possible property the company owns into it. Like, Russian Superman is interesting. Stop there. Superman is Russian, tell that story and stick to that story. But then we have Russian sympathizer Wonder Woman. And then Russian loving Batman. And then Lex Luthor for some goddamn reason. And then the Green Lantern corps because why not. And the thread of the plot is lost almost immediately. It stops being about Russian Superman and becomes dictator Superman with his army of zombie slaves and time loops and everything else. It wasn't satisfied being a story, it had to be a property.
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i thought POW hal jordan was the only cool part of red son
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:marvel does have a pretty good pull with actual talent. downey, hopkins, redford, bridges, rockwell, douglas, etc. i expect this gravity involves a lot of zeroes DC gets the talent too, but Marvel's talents are almost entirely squandered by their watered down plots and bland cinematography. At th every least BvS is Zach Snyder's vision; Suicide Squad will be Ayers, and Batman Begins was Nolan's. DC properties let filmmakers make their own films with them, whereas Marvel pushes out talent like Edgar Wright because they want a homogenous image. It fills seats, but the movies all grow samey. See Avengers 1 vs Avengers 2.
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