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gentle pete posted:
It looks like maybe some sort of bready biscuit thing, marinara, and (fake) melted cheese?
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 03:58 |
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Tony Bologna posted:Sure, but they look like hot trash. Well trash me the gently caress up because I'm hungry now.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:35 |
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gentle pete posted:
It's pizza waffles. Protein powder and water scrunched into a vaguely waffle-like shape, topped with Walden Farms zero-calorie "tomato sauce" and some kind of vegan cheese substitute. Yes, I need to look away from this trainwreck.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:50 |
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Yeah but why cover it in jizz
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:52 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Yeah but why cover it in jizz How do you eat pizza?
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:58 |
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Yeah it kinda becomes obvious she's anorexic when "vegan" suddenly changes to "zero calorie." Yikes.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 04:58 |
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EorayMel posted:It is actually pig organ soup. What's that on the side? The saddest 5 spice roll?
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 05:13 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:This thing is called a cereal beetle. That's vaguely food related enough to post it right? It's gross and I want you to imagine biting into it Cereal beetles are leaf eaters. This one is full of parasite wasp larvae eating it in turn.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 07:32 |
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Scathach posted:Yeah it kinda becomes obvious she's anorexic when "vegan" suddenly changes to "zero calorie." Yikes. Please don't tell me this is ice cream and BBQ sauce or something.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:53 |
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cash crab posted:Please don't tell me this is ice cream and BBQ sauce or something. Scrambled eggs on toast, I think.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 12:56 |
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axolotl farmer posted:Cereal beetles are leaf eaters. This one is full of parasite wasp larvae eating it in turn. Hey usually you're good with animal facts! That one does have one parasite in it but the rest of the "larvae" are actually a fecal shield. http://thebuggeek.com/tag/fecal-shield/
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:10 |
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Nature is disgusting. Unless it's battered and deep-fried.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:15 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Hey usually you're good with animal facts! That one does have one parasite in it but the rest of the "larvae" are actually a fecal shield. I feel like it belongs as part of some kind of Shitlord class in D&D.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 13:33 |
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Mizuti posted:How about beondegi? They're boiled silkworm pupae. Dunno about the taste, but the presentation... The smell is like kill yourself bad. The actual taste is of dirt. Like, dirt-flavored Gushers.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 14:18 |
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Bugs are bad food. At best, they vaguely taste like nuts. Just eat nuts instead. Nuts don't have exoskeletons or an acidy aftertaste
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 15:37 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Bugs are bad food. At best, they vaguely taste like nuts. Just eat nuts instead. Nuts don't have exoskeletons or an acidy aftertaste I had a pretty tasty teriyaki grasshopper at a state fair once. And spiders taste like crab.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 15:52 |
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Sure, just go ahead and throw that one orange cube in with the otherwise completely white tray. Don't even put it on the left side to group up with the rest. Order and reason are for chumps. That's a real stretch for a reason to criticize this
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:08 |
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This Age of Apocalypse tie in drink has a lot to do with Quicksilver in more than one way Still looks cool, I'd probably buy it just for that.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:33 |
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:This Age of Apocalypse tie in drink has a lot to do with Quicksilver in more than one way uh there is no way in hell i would put that in my body
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:36 |
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BraveUlysses posted:That's a real stretch for a reason to criticize this Not for his/her case of autism. All this insect as food chat reminds me that while lobster is heavenly, it looks like movie-alien viscera when you open it up.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:This Age of Apocalypse tie in drink has a lot to do with Quicksilver in more than one way
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:40 |
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tribbledirigible posted:Not for his/her case of autism. Don't make me think too hard about lobster. Also, that green poo poo in there, as I understand it, is the lobster's equivalent of a liver. Those guys are basically the cockroaches of the sea; they eat like paint chips and garbage. I don't wanna think about what kinda action went down in that liver. I thoroughly remove the green poo poo from the meat before I eat it, but there are other subsets of people who consider it a delicacy and spread it on toast or whatever
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:42 |
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:I had a ramen burger once. It wasn't very good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1PsDyhNFBI
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:44 |
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:This Age of Apocalypse tie in drink has a lot to do with Quicksilver in more than one way Is there... glitter? In this?
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:48 |
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Eh. Its like unfined beer. As long as it tastes good i Would.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:06 |
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Brawnfire posted:Is there... glitter? In this? Also useful for making hats
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:23 |
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Wanamingo posted:
mercury
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:27 |
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But it's not *actually* mercury, is it? Is that bottle a joke? I feel like Mountain Dew might actually be able to sell mercury soda and people would buy it, so I'm not sure what to think.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:53 |
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There's a liquor that has that same gimmick. edit:
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 17:56 |
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Brawnfire posted:But it's not *actually* mercury, is it? Is that bottle a joke? I feel like Mountain Dew might actually be able to sell mercury soda and people would buy it, so I'm not sure what to think. Actual mercury would be a real good way to get your local 7-11 shut down by the EPA. Don't worry, nobody would gently caress around with elemental mercury in a food product. Apparently that swirl effect is "luster dust", which is a series of mineral blends that are used for things like giving cakes or candies metallic or pearlescent finishes.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:16 |
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cash crab posted:Please don't tell me this is ice cream and BBQ sauce or something. I'm not sure but I found it while searching that poor girl's vegan stuff. I wonder if luster dust makes your poops shiny?
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:32 |
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Scathach posted:I wonder if luster dust makes your poops shiny? Drink a bottle and find out. Don't take pictures, but be sure to come back and tell us the results. It's like when Burger King did the black buns thing. I don't want to SEE your neon green poop, but I will surely enjoy hearing about it.
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my cat is norris posted:Drink a bottle and find out. Don't take pictures, but be sure to come back and tell us the results. It's like when Burger King did the black buns thing. I don't want to SEE your neon green poop, but I will surely enjoy hearing about it. If it's like that liquor that I posted then the answer is "sort of." It's not Goldschlager pretty or anything.
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my cat is norris posted:Drink a bottle and find out. Don't take pictures, but be sure to come back and tell us the results. It's like when Burger King did the black buns thing. I don't want to SEE your neon green poop, but I will surely enjoy hearing about it. They're at it again. This time I guess it'll make your poo poo look like Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
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Solice Kirsk posted:There's a liquor that has that same gimmick. I've had this, it's a bit sweet for my taste but if you cut it with vodka you get right trashed and it looks cool. Apparently it's mica dust and titanium dioxide that makes the swirliness, which both seem to be inert so it's likely fairly safe.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 20:36 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I've had this, it's a bit sweet for my taste but if you cut it with vodka you get right trashed and it looks cool. Apparently it's mica dust and titanium dioxide that makes the swirliness, which both seem to be inert so it's likely fairly safe. So we mixed it with UV Blue vodka and Sprite. I've named many concoctions "Future Drink" but I think that was the one most worthy of the name.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 20:47 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 21:54 |
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I've heard of covering before baking, but this is ridiculous!
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 21:59 |
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The gently caress
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 21:59 |
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PinheadSlim posted:Time for another exciting episode of : "It came from planet Reddit!" Is... is this a bunch of cheese covered in a towel?
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