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Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!
how does this thread always come back to the subject of children having sex

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Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Brocktoon posted:

Haven't we had enough loving debates this election year? Who gives a poo poo if she or Trump don't want to debate anymore before the conventions. They all just say the same god drat things every time.

The real schadenfreude is anyone who's made it this far in this election and doesn't know who they support.

The Dem race isn't concluded, and there's lots of undecideds in New York.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Dex posted:

how does this thread always come back to the subject of children having sex

because this is consistently the worst loving thread in the entire forums.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

FCKGW posted:

because this is consistently the worst loving thread in the entire forums.

Pfffft, someone hasn't visited any of the terrorist threads in GBS or D&D.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Solice Kirsk posted:

Pfffft, someone hasn't visited GBS or D&D.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


I hope everyone there screamed JESUS CHRIST

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Quo vadis?

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqZ_XznjNbs

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfa_1459163920

Old lady gives attitude to cop. Gets pulled out of car.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

drat... that's gotta hurt.

It's cool though, he'll be back up and going in probably ~3 days.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/4dvbue0.webm

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

She needs to take better care of her snatch.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


I like how she might have been able to stop it if she didn't dedicate a second and a half to being silly.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

canyoneer posted:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfa_1459163920

Old lady gives attitude to cop. Gets pulled out of car.

I really enjoy her astonishment.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

If the savior falls out of his nest, don't touch him or he might be rejected by his creator.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
I am completely unsurprised.

"well, there's no way to really check if it's his erect penis"

"i wonder, haha, if we could, you know, take a picture of his erect penis and then compare them, haha. just an idea, haha"

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.


Acrobats.gif right here. If you watch a show early enough in a tour of an acrobat troop, you're gonna see a lot of little dudes eat poo poo.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

artsy fartsy posted:

I really enjoy her astonishment.
"Now I'm gonna take you to jail."
"Well, go ahead."
"Okay."

I really love it when people tell a cop to do something and the cop does it. It seems to be mostly older white people who do that which for some reason makes it even more satisfying.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

A White Guy posted:

Acrobats.gif right here. If you watch a show early enough in a tour of an acrobat troop, you're gonna see a lot of little dudes eat poo poo.

Same sorta show in Tijuana but it usually includes a Donkey in the act.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Captain Lavender posted:

I like how she might have been able to stop it if she didn't dedicate a second and a half to being silly.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Edit: misunderstood thread

Wizard Master has a new favorite as of 08:50 on Mar 30, 2016

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Wizard Master posted:

Edit: misunderstood thread

yeah I was going to post that that was a bit in poor taste, after having seen the photo of the fb post. Just sad.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXFiv26hEuM

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

God I love Wallace and Gromit.

Cheeeeeeese! We'll go somewhere where there's Cheeeeeeese!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

canyoneer posted:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfa_1459163920

Old lady gives attitude to cop. Gets pulled out of car.

:cop: "Step out of the vehicle"
:bahgawd: "I will NOT"

Nice refusal of a lawful order. :byewhore:

I actually had someone try to tell me the cop was too hard on her. :lol: Any person of another race/sex/age group would have just been tased into submission. All things considered, she got off super loving easy.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Didn't quite nail it.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

WarpedNaba posted:

God I love Wallace and Gromit.

Cheeeeeeese! We'll go somewhere where there's Cheeeeeeese!

gently caress yeah, Wallace and Gromit buddy :hfive: I watched the poo poo out of Wrong Trousers and A Close Shave as a kid.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Oh God, I'm flying
Oh God, you're flying
Oh God, I'm flying

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Zipperelli. posted:

:cop: "Step out of the vehicle"
:bahgawd: "I will NOT"

Nice refusal of a lawful order. :byewhore:

I actually had someone try to tell me the cop was too hard on her. :lol: Any person of another race/sex/age group would have just been tased into submission shot dead. All things considered, she got off super loving easy.

Fixed that for you. That's why you'll see white people do poo poo like that. Because they can do it and not die from it.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
You seem upset a human wasn't killed

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Microsoft's racist AI is back!



Oh, it's gone again :(

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Stare-Out posted:

Quo vadis?

:golfclap:

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

God's lesser known first kid, Houdini Christ.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

loving beautiful. The pepper spray aim, not the girl.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
And about the ninth hour Jesus cried out with a loud voice, saying, “Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?” that is, “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?” And God replied "poo poo sorry I was distracted with .... stuff. My bad. Off you go!"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Now available in a zesty south-of-the-border flavor!

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

They teach celibacy in school so these kids know better. They have made their decision.

This is what my kid got in Health class:



Now, to be fair that was a guest speaker. They've also shown her pictures of dicks covered in genital warts so nobody can say she's not getting a well rounded sex education.

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