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Speaking of cats, is there any reason they're such bipolar little shits?
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Mar 29, 2016 23:11
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ghostter posted:my cat always smells like piss. she is 14 or 15 i think and she smells like piss. if i snff her head its piss, if i sniff her body its piss too. she always smells like piss. why does she smell like piss? Sheep-Goats posted:Her kidneys don't work no more and its coming out of her skin not to be a downer but this is probably correct and it could easily lead to her death as happened to one of my cats. take her to the vet
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Mar 29, 2016 23:14
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Wintermutant posted:Speaking of cats, is there any reason they're such bipolar little shits? when they pass through their mother's birth canal a thin biofilm of pure evil is passed on from mother to child
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Mar 29, 2016 23:15
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That's why I only have kittens born by c-section
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Mar 30, 2016 00:13
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Always wanted a place with a hotboxing room, im jelly of you forums buddy
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Mar 30, 2016 00:38
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Darkman Fanpage posted:hello op i have quite a few mysteries in my life i need solving most of them involve a cabal of shadowy figures gang stalking me every hour of every day of my life since at least the age of 14 i require your assistance in bringing to light truths that may very well change the very course of history and usher in a new age of enlightenment, peace, and harmony among all men but only if you have the courage and fortitude to do the needful. Post your shrine please, OP
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Mar 30, 2016 00:52
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Op you really blew it not posting your satanic shrine room
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Mar 30, 2016 01:08
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Op you really blew it not posting your satanic shrine room i've heard the phrase "op delivers" but i doubt it will ever happen unless the op is acting as a midwife and even then there'll probably be a lawsuit later
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Mar 30, 2016 01:12
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notZaar posted:I have a mystery. How do microphones work? Is it just a speaker in reverse? i think so because once when i was a small child i wanted to record something and i stuck headphones in the mic jack and shouted into the fuzzy earmuffer part and it definitely got recorded. never tried listening to a mic through a headset jack but i imagine the same would happen e: glad someone with some knowledge was able to solve this mystery!!! Darkman Fanpage posted:hello op i have quite a few mysteries in my life i need solving most of them involve a cabal of shadowy figures gang stalking me every hour of every day of my life since at least the age of 14 i require your assistance in bringing to light truths that may very well change the very course of history and usher in a new age of enlightenment, peace, and harmony among all men but only if you have the courage and fortitude to do the needful. this sounds heavy so yuo can pm me but tonight ill do a couple go's around the ol' mala beads chantin ganesh's holy mantra while i think about how much i want you to be safe and then in the mornin after coffee and a lil toast i'll crack open the spellbook and see if i can cast "fucker of mothers" on this cabal of lovely dicks for ya (^= then i'll REALLY get down to the nitty gritty after lunch of veggies and cheesecake. then, bud, i'll be ready to do anything. Wowbagger2004 posted:gently caress you for not posting pictures of the pocket room. its an awkward room to capture in photo-essence but here goes friend      flerp posted:how do i post good? consuming potions made with the petal of the brightest flower picked at midnite, a bitter root from the garden of an enemy, your own blood put in a vial and placed beneath the window sill of a lover/uncle/therapist for eight days, and last you boil it under the light of a full moon and as the whisps of steam rise from the surface you whisper into them "gently caress this gay dead forum" Dinosaurmageddon posted:Post your shrine please, OP  the two lil glass dishes in the front are for offerings. the one on the right has water in it (fresh water every mornin before i meditate and play with some beads) and the one on the left is for food (i put some m&ms in there for ganesh, peanut m&ms obviously, then at night after i meditate and decompress and focus my power i eat the m&ms to symbolically share a meal with my main buds the deities i read about and like/made up (i.e. the sgt pepper pug and the slice of skullpie)) its a good ritual that makes my brain hurt less. i enjoy taking things from eastern countries and making them less important and more "retarded", it makes my friends call me culturally appropriate and they always say that like its a bad thing and it always makes me lol thansk fo r solvin the mystery of pisscat, whether dogs are bears, etc. lwets keep this mystery train rollin down to unsolve station and then to PARTS UNKOWN!!!!
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Mar 30, 2016 02:25
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am i the only one that sees the ghost in this pic?!?! hello people!!!
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Mar 30, 2016 02:40
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ghost looks like he could have a pompadour with just a little bit of work
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Mar 30, 2016 02:40
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Drink Cheerwine posted:i have a similar tiny room. i dont know if this is its intended use, but i store my evil twin in there Funny you should mention that. I opened the door to your tiny room and the person inside said that their evil twin had locked them in there.
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Mar 30, 2016 02:41
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I have a big mystery what's your pm address
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Mar 30, 2016 02:41
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Your little room is a corridor to another room, hence the blocked off doorway. whether that other room actually exists is irrelevant. I like your shrine, such things should be as personal as you can get. sgt pepperdog own bones.
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Mar 30, 2016 02:55
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I have a big mystery personal messages can be sent to Benjamin "Gate" Keeper c/o Dickie 'Tax 220 N State Route 7 Pleasant Hill, MO 64080 i've got my mystery sneakers laced up tight and a satchel full of magickal asian weapons at the ready, friend 
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Mar 30, 2016 02:56
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staberind posted:Your little room is a corridor to another room, hence the blocked off doorway. so its a winchester mysytery room, leading nowhere and existing only to keep me safe by confusing pompadour ghosts? i guess we can happily file this one:  what mystery we gonna tackle next, friends?
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Mar 30, 2016 03:03
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I have a mystery for you, OP et al - why was 6 afraid of 7? Also what is the name of the Sgt. Pepper Pug? Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Mar 30, 2016 |
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Mar 30, 2016 03:17
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:why was 6 afraid of 7? because of 9/11 it changed everything
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Mar 30, 2016 03:59
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MiracleWhale posted:because of 9/11 then 7/11  
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Mar 30, 2016 04:34
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RVWinkle posted:Funny you should mention that. I opened the door to your tiny room and the person inside said that their evil twin had locked them in there. you cant trust that guy, he's a liar. ill bet he even shaved his goatee
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Mar 30, 2016 05:24
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I have a mystery for you, OP et al - why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is the most magickally powerful number, every mean politician (hilldog, Romney, zodiac cruzer, trump, George zimmermen, asst principal Andrews, lady ambiens, etc.) has cut up their psyche's non-corporeal flavor essence into 7 terrible bits and stashed them around the globe so they can never truly be destroyed but only temporarily prevented from pushing in our collective poo poo pepperpug is named Master Yoda Elvis Sexcopter Lord Voldemort but usually we (me, Tony the Autist, Stinkhole Pete, the Mexican Nun, PotatoLumps, Tootsie Roll Owl, Filth Giant, and the rest of my crew of friends/lovers/small gods) just call him Snicklefritz  onto a new mystery- did Shakespeare write a .bible? I hear that poo poo all the time. apparently he left a davinci code up in the psalmies where upon breaking i,t the words shake and spear appear out of nothingness like yoshi atop the castle to let you know you beat the secret game. the bible is just another one of Shakespeare's plays and not a godbook of histories mysteries  "plays" come from the word "play" meaning "to screw around with one's buds" so the bibles are just william screwing around with us, the buds of the world. it's all a big lie because shaekspesre was too good at jokes and it went over everyone's heads this is almost too big a mystery for the thread but I tried and it turns out I can't pm myself so I need you jerks to help me out. good luck gumshoes!!!
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Mar 30, 2016 16:31
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*puts a bunch of grapes in little dishes on a table* ya op i'm religious too
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Mar 30, 2016 16:35
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they'll let anyone with a picture of brown woman and some grapes in these days
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Mar 30, 2016 16:35
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here's a little toodley doo mystery for you all, where the flip is johnny gosch answer me that
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Mar 30, 2016 17:23
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I'm gonna puke
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Mar 30, 2016 17:49
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why aren't all cocktails served in the same glass? Besides Big Man Sand trying to hock his wears and steal my sheckels
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Mar 30, 2016 18:48
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social vegan posted:*puts a bunch of grapes in little dishes on a table* ya op i'm religious too religions are dumb and gods are nothings, I just like elephant heads and lil shells and herbs and beads. and grapes. and pie. and posts.
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Mar 30, 2016 21:54
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social vegan posted:why aren't all cocktails served in the same glass? Besides Big Man Sand trying to hock his wears and steal my sheckels all cocktails are served in the big curvy glass with the lobster in some football armor that says "tailback" that my mom took from red lobster to, ironically, save some shecklies
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Mar 30, 2016 21:57
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is steven seagal a little chinese or has he just cultivated that look
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Mar 30, 2016 21:58
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Shaquin posted:is steven seagal a little chinese or has he just cultivated that look it started with him thinking that squinting and doing martial arts made him intimidating. then he got confused by life and the squint became permanent, then he got a fat buddha tummy and wore baggy kungfu jumpsuits to hide it, then he put on a sexy wig, and now he is an accidentAl yellowface performer like the breakfast at tiffany man
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Mar 30, 2016 22:03
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Shaquin posted:is steven seagal a little chinese or has he just cultivated that look No he's a big white wtf
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Mar 30, 2016 22:04
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Shaquin posted:is steven seagal a little chinese or has he just cultivated that look He has bad vision but refuses to get corrective lenses.
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Mar 30, 2016 22:06
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social vegan posted:No he's a big white wtf
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Mar 30, 2016 22:08
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 technically steven segal is a type of bug!
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Mar 30, 2016 22:09
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OctoberBlues posted:Why do people make websites where you can't right click and select open in new tab and have it work? Like if you just click on the link it works, but if you try to open in a new tab the new tab just opens up a blank screen title "about :blank". What in the everloving gently caress?! GOD loving DAMMIT. A huge portion of the web now is based on asyncronous javascript requests. Many of the things you click that look like buttons and links are actually just facades that intercept the click events and do whatever the script needs on demand without changing the full page. Even regular buttons and links can be overridden to stop their normal behaviors. Sometimes these intercepted events are used to validate or pre-process data and will actually redirect to a new page. When this happens it appears seamless to the user, as if a normal link were clicked, but since it is not a link in the normal sense (one with a direct url action) the browser doesn't know what to do when attempting to open a new tab. At least I think thats what you are asking about.
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Mar 30, 2016 22:10
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lookit java joe over here
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Mar 30, 2016 22:11
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BossRighteous posted:A huge portion of the web now is based on asyncronous javascript requests. Many of the things you click that look like buttons and links are actually just facades that intercept the click events and do whatever the script needs on demand without changing the full page. Even regular buttons and links can be overridden to stop their normal behaviors. Sometimes these intercepted events are used to validate or pre-process data and will actually redirect to a new page. When this happens it appears seamless to the user, as if a normal link were clicked, but since it is not a link in the normal sense (one with a direct url action) the browser doesn't know what to do when attempting to open a new tab. At least I think thats what you are asking about. how do save a Youtube???
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Mar 30, 2016 22:23
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Gatekeeper posted:how do save a Youtube??? Youtube it.
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Mar 30, 2016 22:27
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Gatekeeper posted:ugh can we keep the "Jewish= white?" debate out of my friendly thread? you're better than thist s. vegN jewish people can be any colour, it's a religion not a race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 30, 2016 22:28
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Everyone is free to believe the shittiest part of the Bible.
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