Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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mr_jolly: Aug 20, 2003; Not so jolly now

ZenMaster posted:

I have 100% legit seen this on some horrible DVD or video game cover... pleas tell me someone can ID this... I am finding a few amusing things, trying to put it all together in one doc.

Looks a bit like Buffy the vampire slayer to me.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:22

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# ? May 31, 2024 17:06

LuiCypher: Apr 24, 2010; Today I'm... amped up!

trucutru posted:

So, why do they get so annoyed by your poo poo posting?

Because ~~PS2~~ goons can get really salty about their game (or about games they played with people in the past) and like to create as much drama as humanly possible.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:22

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

hey guise!

Where have you seen this before?

https://drewsmithphotography.wordpress.com/tag/steam/

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:24

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

D_Smart posted:

hey guise!

Where have you seen this before?

https://drewsmithphotography.wordpress.com/tag/steam/

A couple of times a few pages back

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:26

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Daztek posted:

A couple of times a few pages back

And it still makes me think of this.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:27

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Sunswipe posted:

And it still makes me think of this.

Classic.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:29

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

D_Smart posted:

She's a lying twat. Nothing to analyze there.

Derek "Dr.Doom" Smart
keeping it real for 3 years.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:30

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

trucutru posted:

So, why do they get so annoyed by your poo poo posting?

lmao, who knows

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:33

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Scathach posted:

This gal?

http://www.startrek.com/database_article/yar-natasha

this one

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:36

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:37

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Eonwe posted:

lmao, who knows

Because they're expecting a :goonsay:

�Well actually�� answer and have prepared the perfect comeback. So when you just go �lol�, you're runing their moment of glory. Meanie.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:39

Risc1911: Mar 1, 2016

Lando's SEKRET SHIPS folder has :butt:

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:40

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Risc1911 posted:

Lando's SEKRET SHIPS folder has

Disco Lando actually Lowtax in disguise confirmed.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:41

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

D_Smart posted:

That's because he recently found out the truth. I did warn him that they were being fed a load of bollocks and that my sources were solid. I didn't push it; because I knew that eventually, everything I reveal/opine, will come to pass. It's just a matter of time.

Right now, the E.L.E. is in full swing.

Dsmart you are the master of foreplay

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:42

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Toops posted:

Guys something's been bothering me for a while, and I need to come clean.

I vape.

I vape loving hard.

And I love it.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:43

smellmycheese: Feb 1, 2016

This is a deeply odd article..

http://m.uk.ign.com/articles/2016/03/30/the-bold-new-age-of-space-simulators

Why are they talking about Shart Shitizen as though all this stuff is playable? It doesn't have ANY of the things they list

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:44

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Ryan you loving hack

BY RAYN ACNHR

Not to be confused with:

not by ryan archer

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:44

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

FrankieGoes posted:

._.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:46

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Ryan you loving hack

BY RAYN ACNHR

Not to be confused with:

not by ryan archer

I legit loving hate that guy.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:46

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Ryan you loving hack

poo poo's sad man.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:47

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Ryan you loving hack

BY RAYN ACNHR

Not to be confused with:

not by ryan archer

Is there still a thread for this? I have noticed he hasn't gotten on twitter or posted on reddit since he was called out.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:49

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

At this point, I'm almost starting to be impressed by Ryan's skills.

That kind of pro image googling takes some training.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:49

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Ryan you loving hack

BY RAYN ACNHR

Not to be confused with:

not by ryan archer

gently caress this guy so hard

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:50

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

poo poo's sad man.

He really hasn't made anything himself, has he?

I mean literally nothing

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:50

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Ryan Archer has a good eye for art.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:51

notoriousman: Nov 18, 2007; I'M AWARE I'M
AN IDIOT

Toops posted:

Guys something's been bothering me for a while, and I need to come clean.

I vape.

I vape loving hard.

And I love it.

Never meet your heroes.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:51

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

I mean he's actually pretty bad all around.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:51

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Lol more goons in the Twitch channel then shitizens.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:55

Risc1911: Mar 1, 2016

KiddieGrinder posted:

I never understood all this "genuine alien language linguistics expert" bullshit. I mean how hard would it be to take any existing language, change all the words to gibberish, and there you have an alien language.

Watch I'm going to translate "CIG is crashing and burning!" to my awesome new alien language Ghoythausha, spoken by aliens on the planet Tashurkana:

CIG hik yak�la yuwt hisonaka�

There, alien language.

You just understood how about 90% of all Hollywood jobs work.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:55

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Ryan you loving hack

BY RAYN ACNHR

Not to be confused with:

not by ryan archer

See where he hacked off the original artists name near the neck? That is vandalism to me, what a sack of poo poo

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:56

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:58

Natron: Aug 5, 2004

Derek, I'm going to subject myself to this Reverse the Verse, but only because you said some poo poo's gonna go down. I won't be mad if nothing happens, but I'll be very, very disappointed.

Edit: It's delayed! Now I can walk my dog and not miss anything! Everything's comin' up Millhouse!

Natron fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Mar 30, 2016

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:58

Eldragon: Feb 22, 2003

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Ryan you loving hack

BY RAYN ACNHR

Not to be confused with:

not by ryan archer

Don't be an idiot. Artists make drawings from photos all the time. These drawings are both obviously from the same photo.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:58

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

So I was googling this Omar Aweidah, its actually depressing seeing all this amazing concept art, and none of it ingame.
https://www.google.be/search?q=omar...b_uD0mA47o9M%3A

He got nothing on Ryan though, this Omar should ask him some pointers.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:59

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

D_Smart posted:

No comment.

Your scenario is the one I've always said would occur. Their history of not acknowledging anything, let alone the denials, are the clear indicators. I still think that a 38 Studios type collapse is what will happen because that's how you get to hide things, until you can't. Then it pops.

The problem croberts has right now is that EVERYONE is talking. And most of those are people who are closer to what's going on, than the tier 3 or tier 4

For clarity; this is how they are laid out in my dossier:

Note that I place EightAce as someone who either is in Tier3 or knows someone connected all the shenanigans orchestrated by Tier1/Tier2 group. At the very least, whether he works there or not, from what he has posted here, he definitely has "insider" connections to Tier1/Tier2.

I already vetted him as not being a False Flag op. So there is that.

Right now, the people responsible for the E.L.E playing out right now, are in Tier1 and are completely embroiled in it and will be 100% responsible for it; as they have been for the project being FUBAR.