I found the best photographer: "Christy, get down on your knees"

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bellows lugosi: Aug 9, 2003

bobmarleysghost posted:

Dukeku made this

I don't get it

# ? Feb 9, 2016 01:35

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

ansel autisms posted:

I don't get it

Timb (apple ceo) takes a blurry out of focus picture with his iphone camera and posts it on twitter. Meanwhile apple has a bunch of billboards showing pretty pictures taken with an iphone.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:13

Doggles: Apr 22, 2007

I found the best photographer.

Daily Mail posted:

EXCLUSIVE: Oh snap! America's 'most hated mom' Casey Anthony, 29, launches photography business - with help from renowned PI, 67, who helped clear her of daughter's murder

Pariah mom Casey Anthony has filed papers with the Florida Department of State to register a new business, Case Photography, LLC

Daily Mail Online found Casey snapping away with her Canon EOS camera, as veteran private detective Patrick J. McKenna showed her the ropes

Anthony has been staying with McKenna, who was the lead investigator on her defense team

Anthony has set up blogs, online slideshows and a Facebook page to showcase her work - but is yet to post a single image

Daily Mail Online can reveal the papers have been copied to Facebook page where users have posted threats and abuse

In 2014 Anthony was living as virtual recluse and working as a housekeeper, clerk and secretary

I hear she takes killer shots.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...r-s-murder.html

# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:42

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Doggles posted:

I found the best photographer.

I hear she takes killer shots.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...r-s-murder.html

*flash pops up*

# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:17

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

akadajet posted:

*flash pops up*

You just know she'll just get bored of it in a couple of years and dump it in the woods

# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:28

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

feigning interest posted:

You just know she'll just get bored of it in a couple of years and dump it in the woods

# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:40

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

xzzy posted:

Too bad the error is operator error. He was probably sprinting to the clusterfuck of humanity while taking pictures.

I mean yeah the iphone has glacial focus speed but if you just stand still for a second it'll do a better job than that.

tim cook parachute account spotted

# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:53

bellows lugosi: Aug 9, 2003

akadajet posted:

Timb (apple ceo) takes a blurry out of focus picture with his iphone camera and posts it on twitter. Meanwhile apple has a bunch of billboards showing pretty pictures taken with an iphone.

but I'm dukeku and I didn't make it :mrgw:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:50

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

the post is coming from inside the forums!!!

# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:07

KinkyJohn: Sep 19, 2002

I thought sony had the best phone camera followed by samsung and then maybe iphonez

# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:45

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

KinkyJohn posted:

I thought sony had the best phone camera followed by samsung and then maybe iphonez

There was a blind test on a big Android site, and the iPhone won most of the categories. The user base then threw an absolutely massive hissy fit from "the iPhone pictures may be more pleasing but the Android photos depict the harsh, cold reality of life in a more accurate way" to "iPhone people must have worked out which pictures were of their phone and then invaded and skewed the results". It's pretty hilarious.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 14:46

KinkyJohn: Sep 19, 2002

EL BROMANCE posted:

There was a blind test on a big Android site, and the iPhone won most of the categories. The user base then threw an absolutely massive hissy fit from "the iPhone pictures may be more pleasing but the Android photos depict the harsh, cold reality of life in a more accurate way" to "iPhone people must have worked out which pictures were of their phone and then invaded and skewed the results". It's pretty hilarious.

I was more referring to the dxomark scores http://www.dxomark.com/Mobiles/Column-right/Mobile-Scores

# ? Feb 9, 2016 14:50

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

An oldie but goodie:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/carlsjr/

# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:31

SMERSH Mouth: Jun 25, 2005

I just woke up, took my first drink of coffee, and clicked that link. It was a bad decision.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:43

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

SMERSH Mouth posted:

I just woke up, took my first drink of coffee, and clicked that link. It was a bad decision.

what are you talking about?

# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:51

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

forums are messed up. show up last post!

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KinkyJohn: Sep 19, 2002

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bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

She's in her safe space during the photoshoots.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:15

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuH4TEmgLo&t=5s

# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:56

xzzy: Mar 5, 2009

Just imagine how long she practiced that in front of a mirror to make sure she got the same look every single time.

A true professional!

Used to hawk lovely fast food.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:05

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

Are you ready to be inspired?

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:42

ExecuDork: Feb 25, 2007; We might be fucked, sir.; Fallen Rib

I am hopelessly nerdy and easily amused, so I searched a M:tG database for cards Noah Bradley was the artist for.
Your Amusement May Vary:

Drown in Sorrow
Fade into Antiquity
Forgotten Cave
Pinnacle of Rage
Spelltwine ("Spell Whine")

Art school gives you more than just skills, though, right? Like, a decent art school degree should come with contacts and a pile of "soft skills" that will help you land a decent job or set up yourself as a freelancer, I expect.

I found that Medium article (aside: Medium is such a crapshoot. Some good stuff there, buried under mountains of shyte) and Noah Bradley's Art Camp.

quote:

Will my work be critiqued?

Art Camp is not currently being offered as a live course. I'd recommend joining online communities on Facebook to find like-minded artists who would be happy to share their critiques.

Also, Wikipedia says he's quite the famous Redditor. That counts as a negative, to me.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:35

KinkyJohn: Sep 19, 2002

ExecuDork posted:

Also, Wikipedia says he's quite the famous Redditor. That counts as a negative, to me.

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KinkyJohn: Sep 19, 2002

# ? Feb 29, 2016 14:01

thetzar: Apr 22, 2001; Fallen Rib

KinkyJohn posted:

Without sarcasm: wow, photoshop filters have gotten good.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:17

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Mar 24, 2016 14:23

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

unpacked robinhood posted:

lol

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:49

daspope: Sep 20, 2006

unpacked robinhood posted:

Is that a square phone or camera?

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:42

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

It's one of these probably

# ? Mar 24, 2016 21:42

Fart Amplifier: Apr 12, 2003

It's the Hellraiser puzzle box.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 22:54

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

unpacked robinhood posted:

Visited that website. For more information on courses, they direct you to contact best.net.advertising@gmail.com

Rest assured though, "We comply with all the stringent standards of ethical conduct set forth by the Direct Marketing Association."

# ? Mar 25, 2016 00:26

crap nerd: May 24, 2008

Now you can fully immerse yourself in a hellish HDR landscape thanks to virtual reality

the nest_HDR by jheng Li, on Flickr

if you're not yet jacked in to the future of bullshit, you can follow the link to pan around street-view style

# ? Mar 30, 2016 20:24

xzzy: Mar 5, 2009

In a world without shadows, only one man was brave enough to document it.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 21:42

Dren: Jan 5, 2001; Pillbug

code:

] r_fullbright 1

# ? Mar 31, 2016 02:28

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

http://abcnews.go.com/US/mother-charged-year-olds-death-commissioned-life-photos/story?id=38034767

# ? Apr 1, 2016 19:52

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Anyone that commissions afterlife photoshops should be charged with a crime. I don't even care which one.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 02:57

xzzy: Mar 5, 2009

Anyone who accepts such a commission should have their computer ground into a paste and poured down their throat.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 03:00

underage at the vape shop: May 11, 2011; by Cyrano4747

xzzy posted:

Anyone who accepts such a commission should have their computer ground into a paste and poured down their throat.

You gotta do what you gotta do when you are a non famous pro photog

# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:35

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

A Saucy Bratwurst posted:

You gotta do what you gotta do when you are a non famous pro photog

except he did it for free

# ? Apr 2, 2016 16:57

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ExecuDork: Feb 25, 2007; We might be fucked, sir.; Fallen Rib

akadajet posted:

except he did it for the exposure

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:49

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