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still waiting for the video where the real superman chokes out cavil's sadman in a junkyard.
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Four Score posted:nice SMG imitation post it's not a SMG post, he didn't get a detail about the movie wrong
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Batfleck wrote his own Batman movie, no word yet if Matt Damon will be Robin or The Joker http://www.avclub.com/article/ben-affleck-has-already-written-his-own-batman-mov-234575 Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 31, 2016 |
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Mar 31, 2016 05:40
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Ben is a nerd
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Ivor Biggun posted:Batfleck wrote his own Batman movie, no word yet if Matt Damon will be Robin or The Joker i unrionically expect it to be much better than BvS
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The only person who can stop a badguy Superman is a goodguy Superman nah all you need to beat evil superman is blue kryptonite maybe BvS is the crime syndicate universe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XUIowhMuuY
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Mar 31, 2016 05:54
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Ivor Biggun posted:Batfleck wrote his own Batman movie, no word yet if Matt Damon will be Robin or The Joker Dude actually cares about the character and has made some good films, I'd totally give him a chance
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I don't want to watch this because Man Of Steel was hot trash, but can someone tell me if Superman actually saves people in this one or is it just "can this invincible mannequin outpunch the badman" again
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:I don't want to watch this because Man Of Steel was hot trash, but can someone tell me if Superman actually saves people in this one or is it just "can this invincible mannequin outpunch the badman" again there is a montage where he saves 1 (one) little mexican girl from a fire on dias de los muertos, a maybe occupied capsule from an exploding rocket, and hovers above some flooded people with the implication that maybe he saves them. Throughout he looks loving miserable, never says a word and it's filmed in ponderous slow motion. later congress explodes around him, and instead of helping the injured, he sort of stands still and looks annoyed (in slow motion) for a bit, then flies away to tell Lois he doesn't want to be a super man no more basically the exact opposite of this sort of thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSv8iNuvnpg
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Mar 31, 2016 07:26
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he mostly just saves lois and there's a couple others but it's presented dour as heck
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mclast posted:he mostly just saves lois and there's a couple others but it's presented dour as heck he waits until after jimmy olsen is shot in the face to save lois. i feel like it's simply not possible to overstate the fact that the first thing that happens in this movie that's not a flash forward or flash back or dream sequence is superman's pal, jimmy olsen, being executed by terrorists. this is snyders idea of having "fun" with the super man mythos
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Otisburg posted:he waits until after jimmy olsen is shot in the face to save lois. and when he does save her they share this lil lol moment before he ices the terrorist, super cold
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:I don't want to watch this because Man Of Steel was hot trash, but can someone tell me if Superman actually saves people in this one or is it just "can this invincible mannequin outpunch the badman" again What does your heart tell you?
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Ivor Biggun posted:What does your heart tell you? Same as every goon heart: "Stop eating bacon"
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pack it up guys its a conspiracy to make us think that this film is actually bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDOQdur9CnQ E: listening to this i keep expecting her to tie this back into her morgellions and chemtrails Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Mar 31, 2016 |
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Otisburg posted:still angry about that foreskin, but tbh i'm impressed they let him hang dong at all he's american why would he have one. also that's literally the reason he's nude.
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Otisburg posted:still waiting for the video where the real superman chokes out cavil's sadman in a junkyard. The best thing that could happen to this franchise is if they hire someone to play Superman in the next movie, and when Cavill's Murderman emerges from the coffin, it turns out he's Bizarro and the REAL Superman, who saves humans and isn't a giant loving megalomaniacal spree killing sociopath, has been exploring the ruins of Krypton.
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Otisburg posted:he waits until after jimmy olsen is shot in the face to save lois. comics are for dumb nerds and fun is for kids and non-social/maladjusted adults
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I think J. Olsen was a girl in Man of Steel
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So this movie was terrible and I dont think anyone had expectations of it being good. What will happen with ghostbusters? I mean everyone expects that to be awful.
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Microwaves Mom posted:What will happen with ghostbusters? I mean everyone expects that to be awful. it'll be awful. some times peoples expectations are correct
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Microwaves Mom posted:So this movie was terrible and I dont think anyone had expectations of it being good. that's gonna be bad too.
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But will it live up or exceed our expectations of bad? Like if you know its going to be awful and you go in will you be satisfied or just indifferent?
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I think J. Olsen was a girl in Man of Steel Nah, it was just a fan theory that Jenny's last name was Olsen. They only list the character as 'Jenny' in the credits to MoS and BvS but someone noticed that her ID card is visible in one scene in MoS: 
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Otisburg posted:pack it up guys its a conspiracy to make us think that this film is actually bad those are some top tier crazy eyes
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wait jimmy olsen was the guy that got shot in the face at the beginning? what the gently caress, its like DC has no respect for its own characters. will they have lana lang get raped in the next one? also its pretty funny Jenny isnt an olsen anymore, i remember the marketing droning on about her when MOS was in development.
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Tiberius Christ posted:wait jimmy olsen was the guy that got shot in the face at the beginning? what the gently caress, its like DC has no respect for its own characters. will they have lana lang get raped in the next one? also its pretty funny Jenny isnt an olsen anymore, i remember the marketing droning on about her when MOS was in development. Actually Pa Kent accidentally drowned all their horses.
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im glad most of the kents are dead they all sound like a holes
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Tiberius Christ posted:wait jimmy olsen was the guy that got shot in the face at the beginning? what the gently caress, its like DC has no respect for its own characters. will they have lana lang get raped in the next one? also its pretty funny Jenny isnt an olsen anymore, i remember the marketing droning on about her when MOS was in development. Raven on Teen Titans Go is a brony, sooooo... EDIT: Also Darkseid was in an episode recently and was voiced by Weird Al.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Raven on Teen Titans Go is a brony, sooooo... She's a young girl, the primary uncreepy demographic for that. I thought brony's were just neckbeards that are 20+ Also, the new Teen Titans, Gum Ball and Regular show own and I always like it when my nephews come over because it's an excuse to watch them and not feel dorky
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Booblord Zagats posted:She's a young girl, the primary uncreepy demographic for that. I thought brony's were just neckbeards that are 20+ To be honest, TTG was just kinda filler between episodes of Gumball and poo poo. Until the episode that they replace Beast Boy with the chick from the Wonder Twins and force her useless brother to be the receptionist until he gets pissed off and flushes himself down the toilet so he can join the ocean. Now I dig its disregard for canon. And it's hard to be mad at an episode with Cyborg summoning the Golden Girls with the Green Lantern's ring, Beast Boy adding some blatant homosexual subtext to Martian Manhunter and the Titans repeatedly murdering the Justice League while trying to save them.
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Where do you guys find the time to watch cartoons, I'm hardpressed to even get a few shitposts a day in nowadays
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Zzulu posted:Where do you guys find the time to watch cartoons, if something's important to you, you make time
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:those are some top tier crazy eyes I saw an article about a woman killing herself in the movie theatre during batman vs superman and thought it was fake as gently caress, then I saw that video and thought might be this lady so IDK anymore.
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I watch a couple hours when I get home from work. It helps me relax and not go on a shooting rampage and the bright colors distract me from the crushing misery of my day to day existence. I save my Shitposting for business hours, usually.
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You know, all the middle east stuff - esp. Batman's dream - I think probably began life in the script as a way to setup the original Dark Knight story; make Superman a stooge of the US Government, this time fighting Middle Eastern terrorists instead of spying on the Russians. Do you know how much more sense the intro would have made if the tracking beacon wasn't for special forces but was for Superman? Like the government convinced him to help take out terrorists? Drop the stupid Lex poo poo, and expand on that and you'd have an actual compelling story I think. What a mess. Tiberius Christ posted:wait jimmy olsen was the guy that got shot in the face at the beginning? what the gently caress, its like DC has no respect for its own characters. will they have lana lang get raped in the next one? also its pretty funny Jenny isnt an olsen anymore, i remember the marketing droning on about her when MOS was in development. Wowa, wowa, wowa. Are you loving serious? That was Goddamn Jimmy Olsen? Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Mar 31, 2016 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:I saw an article about a woman killing herself in the movie theatre during batman vs superman and thought it was fake as gently caress, then I saw that video and thought might be this lady so IDK anymore. That's a bit extreme. Disappointing, sure, but that sort of thing should be reserved for the next sequel/reboot of Baby Geniuses. This wasn't that bad.
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Cthulu Carl posted:To be honest, TTG was just kinda filler between episodes of Gumball and poo poo. Until the episode that they replace Beast Boy with the chick from the Wonder Twins and force her useless brother to be the receptionist until he gets pissed off and flushes himself down the toilet so he can join the ocean. Making Robin a micomanagey hyper-insecure kid was a funny choice, too. It's just nice to have some 60s super hero wacky poo poo instead of more grimdark superhero stuff. I applaud them for just having fun with it Also the episode where they infiltrate the bad guys and find out they have a way cooler HQ so more and more of them keep joining under different identities and just annoying the poo poo out of the bad guys with their mooching was pretty great
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Booblord Zagats posted:She's a young girl, the primary uncreepy demographic for that. I thought brony's were just neckbeards that are 20+
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Blazing Ownager posted:That's a bit extreme. Disappointing, sure, but that sort of thing should be reserved for the next sequel/reboot of Baby Geniuses. This wasn't that bad. Personally I think she should have waited for suicide squad.
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