Guild Wars 2 - my colon was impacted because we were raiding for so long

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Lonk: Jan 26, 2012; LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Your posts are wrong and bad please take professional courses to learn how to post better.

# ? Mar 30, 2016 23:29

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# ? May 14, 2024 23:13

Illuyankas: Oct 22, 2010

or you'll what, post that one screamy no video again????

# ? Mar 31, 2016 01:15

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

Desert borderlands looks cool but its too sucks, poo poo and garbage. Anyone on maguuma/sfd knew I used to tag up and command every day but the trekking all over a map to fight nothing but guards loving sucks, apline isn't perfect but it's better and that's cool by me.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 01:42

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

Can't wait for alpine BL to be back and wvw populated again

# ? Mar 31, 2016 02:30

Four Score: Feb 27, 2014; by zen death robot; Lipstick Apathy

CLAM DOWN posted:

Can't wait for alpine BL to be back and wvw populated again

How would you know about wvw pop, I thought the BL got full just from you joining

# ? Mar 31, 2016 04:29

Kessel: Mar 6, 2007

the only pop will be from the servers bursting at the seams when arus logs in

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:04

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

Wow I just really like poutine OK?!

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:06

Mazreal: Oct 5, 2002; adjusts monocle

gw2 was an interesting experiment, time to scrap it all though and make gw3. Hopefully with more emphasis on the esports side of things.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:32

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

SFD will be holding a SAB race on the 8th of April, should give you guys a week of practice. 1st place gets a good precursor, 2nd a poo poo one and 3rd gets "Candice DeB�b�'s Incredibly Trick Lifestyle" on steam

# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:57

DISASTER DOVE: Dec 13, 2015; D̷O̶N̴'̴T̷ ̸T̷O̷U̵C̷H̶ ̶M̷E̸

Dreggon and I were talking about Condi Reaper, so I thought I would post this for him and other people that may be interested (assuming people haven't already seen dumb bleed stacks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cbRUz12iy0

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:04

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

Visidan posted:

SFD will be holding a SAB race on the 8th of April, should give you guys a week of practice. 1st place gets a good precursor, 2nd a poo poo one and 3rd gets "Candice DeB�b�'s Incredibly Trick Lifestyle" on steam

So moot is good precursor, shark spear is good, that's it right? Hrrrmmmm makes u think

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:08

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

Moot is not a good precursor, apologies.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:12

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

Visidan posted:

Moot is not a good precursor, apologies.

Just for that I'm going to wreck your poo poo in SAB on Friday

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:16

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

Calling it now, first and second place win the same precursor. Try for third.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:51

Lonk: Jan 26, 2012; LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Illuyankas posted:

or you'll what, post that one screamy no video again????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0mEzN4IAkQ

# ? Mar 31, 2016 08:57

Attestant: Oct 23, 2012; Don't judge me.

Baron Von Pigeon posted:

Thank god. Maybe this'll help to revitalize mid/low-tier EU WvW. It used to be fun and not too blobby, but those tiers are all but dead now. First the matchups moved to just EB, and then slowly the game mode started dying, with people moving to higher tiers with bigger populations. We experienced a brief resurgence some months after launch, but it started dropping again after guilds started gaining access to banners and airship bombardments. Those effectively drove out smaller guilds and pug commanders/mobs, because they couldn't compete with bigger blob guilds with access to those tools.

malhavok posted:

What's the problem with the new maps?

Ideally any kind of PvP map (no matter the gametype or genre) should actually facilitiate player interaction, and the new borderlands failed at this. They don't have a single big glaring flaw, but a handful of them that kinda add up:

They're too large and getting to places takes too long, especially when respawning. It's very hard to respond to sieges fast if you don't have teleports active, etc.
This issue is also compounded by the laser cannon event in the middle, which takes huge chunks of gate health if activated. Defenders that aren't already close are going to have serious issues defending in time. And while the event isn't active, the middle is useless dead space, just like the ruins used to be in Alpine.
The map is also a bit too focused on verticality, with too much geometrical complexity. Both normal navigation and meeting with enemy groups is often interrupted by cliffs you can't navigate easily. The walls that block roamers (but not larger groups) also punishes roamers for no clear reason.

Things may be very different in the tier 1-2 servers, but for mid and low tier servers WvW is all but dead. :shrug:

Attestant fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Mar 31, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 10:12

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

CaptainSwanky posted:

Dreggon and I were talking about Condi Reaper, so I thought I would post this for him and other people that may be interested (assuming people haven't already seen dumb bleed stacks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cbRUz12iy0

cheers for this, looks like you had a huge amount of horrors up and did a lot of autoattacking

as a lazy person this is clearly the class for me raidwise

# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:53

AnacondaHL: Feb 15, 2009; I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Last night was apparently ArenaNet WvW night, as about 8 or so ANet employees logged on for Tarnished Coast. They even claimed a keep. The one in EBG used to spawn camp Dragonbrand.

So of course we pushed them back and got the keep back because they had no upgrades nor tactivators and I guess we outblobbed the TC blob. But I had the pleasure of personally raining Meteor Showers on most of them.

Unfortunately I had the displeasure of seeing map chat explode with a bunch of whiners and conspiracy theories about ANet favoring our enemies and uggghhhh.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 14:39

Redmanred: Aug 29, 2005; My hometown japan

I got a nice cheap Greatsaw off the TP this morning and had to change my guard's look for it.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:13

Kessel: Mar 6, 2007

"ugh the shitlords at anet don't even play wvw, how could they understand our problems"

*anet devs log on and play*

"ughhhhhhhh what is this favoritism poo poo gently caress you anet"

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:18

malhavok: Jan 18, 2013

Redmanred posted:

I got a nice cheap Greatsaw off the TP this morning and had to change my guard's look for it.

How cheap is cheap? i thought those things were worth multiple thousands of gold.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:23

Attestant: Oct 23, 2012; Don't judge me.

malhavok posted:

How cheap is cheap? i thought those things were worth multiple thousands of gold.

Sell listing seems to have dropped to like 640g as of now

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:30

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

Is my ghastly shield still worth a small country?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:32

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

CLAM DOWN posted:

Is my ghastly shield still worth a small country?

....no. that went down to 640g as well. i wonder what's going on here

e: incidentally, having money is pretty great

where the red fern gropes fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Mar 31, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:34

Attestant: Oct 23, 2012; Don't judge me.

Looks like the sell listings have gone up from some 30-40 shields in January to 150+ listed now. This is weird. I wonder if some super rich hoarder decided to flood the market.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:40

Kessel: Mar 6, 2007

rip lonk

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# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:06

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

Why is this just until the 19th. gently caress you Anet and your loving hard-on for temporary content.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:08

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

lovely rear end box

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:10

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

stupid autism box

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:10

Morshu: Sep 30, 2009; Attack monkey! Monkey attack!

I haven't touched this game in months, but they finally brought back SAB. I never got to play it, so I'm coming back just for that even if HoT has been disappointing. At least it has no sub fee. :unsmith: