Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

[Captain Thomas Wade]: "Admiral Bishop told me what you did aboard the Gauntlet. It's an honour."
[Captain Thomas Wade]: "This is Lt Commander Fell."
[Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "Hey."
[Captain Thomas Wade]: "First Vega and now here. Can't decide if you've got the worst luck ever, or the best."

I'm reading every word like it's a redlettermedia movie review and it's amazing.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

S-source please

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4ctbdt/sq42_script/d1lc95m

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:22

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 12:45

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

[Eugene Morrow]: "Still flatline. The new converters aren't syncing yet."
[Eugene Morrow]: "The prophase seems to be off a step."
[Connie Hayes]: "The h-vent is about wide as it can go. If the prophase is off, I'm not seeing a reason down here."

[Eugene Morrow]: "Okay, I reset the whole substrate. Give it another try."
[Connie Hayes]: "It's connecting now, but nothing's getting through. I'm goiung to pull it out and retransfix the binding."

more Plebe error/repair messages

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:23

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

[Lars Neuer]: "The population of the cellsis irrelevant. An order is an order." !!TYPO!!

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:23

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Happy Sisyphus posted:

it seems that in this timeline, A Neurotic Jew' is not the chief moderator of the /r/starcitizen subreddit...

not officially anyway.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:24

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

A Neurotic Jew posted:

[Detrick Roto Rotobi]: "I suppose with enough time, I could modify a recon torpedo to use extremely low frequency focused beams to penetrate in the cloud and -"
[Cara Web Webster]: "That won't work."

wow Detrick Roto Rotobi just got loving OWNEED.

Croberts: I need to come up with a callsign for Webster. Hmm...what would make a good callsign? I know, Web! Check that item on the list, fidelity accomplished, let's move on. A callsign for Rotobi. I'm thinking [gesticulates wildly for 75 seconds] Roto. Genius, immersion achieved.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:25

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Lethality is going to poo poo a brick.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:25

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

[Eugene Morrow]: "Okay, I reset the whole substrate. Give it another try."
[Connie Hayes]: "It's connecting now, but nothing's getting through. I'm goiung to pull it out and retransfix the binding."

What? Reset the whole substrate? What?

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:26

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

[Woodrow Tannen]: "The Army likes to fight, and Marines are pretty tough, but if you want adventure, the Navy's got the stuff. Oh we fly the 'verse, protecting those in need. We serve the Empire, At 1/5th light speeeeed! Oh! The Navy life's for me, hey! The Navy life for me."

:suicide:

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:26

1500: Nov 3, 2015; Give me all your crackers

Tokamak posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4ctbdt/sq42_script/
http://pastebin.com/G8fNs8dT

Apparently some of the Squadron 42 script got left in the new build, and the shitizens are getting frothy.

Oscar quality script

codename: Wheezy

Just skimming over bits and its full of 'witty' sarcastic quips from your crew mates. Demonstrating once again that croberts is not a hack.

oh god I had a horrible thought. Who wants to do a table read through of CR's crappy script? Get a few goons together and record them "acting" (voice only) it out. I don't mean all of it, just the last bit.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:27

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

[Captain Noah White]: "Tell me about yourself. Do you have family?"
[Player]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_spitfire_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Player]: "I do not, sir."

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:27

Fargin Icehole: Feb 19, 2011; Pet me.

I think whatever the backers are wanting is gaming technology twenty years from now. they thought it's been 20 years enough because they were focused on the success of wing commander, but guys, no, you gotta wait a few decades, and go for a chargeback while you're ahead.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:27

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

I've skim-read the whole thing and I don't know what's going on at all. Is the cliffhanger in the last mission going to be the start of the plot?

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:27

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4bbi42/banned_from_cig_forums_but_i_dont_post/d18gnzw?context=3

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:27

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

1500 posted:

oh god I had a horrible thought. Who wants to do a table read through of CR's crappy script? Get a few goons together and record them "acting" (voice only) it out. I don't mean all of it, just the last bit.

That actually sounds incredible

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:28

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

[Lars Neuer]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Captain Giani Abir]: "Vex, start their processing."
[Conrad Vex]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Captain Giani Abir]: "As for you three, move a single muscle, and I give Trooper Brega here permission to make you regret it."
[Aldo Braga]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_deadeye_player_order_attack_my_target_0100"

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:28

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

[Aldo Braga]: "You think I'm scared of you?"
[Player]: "*Attack #1*"
[Player]: "*Attack #2*"
[Player]: "Why did the OMC attack Shubin?"
[Player]: "*Attack #3*"
[Player]: "This is your last chance to talk."
[Aldo Braga]: "I'm gonna rip out your throat. I'm gonna watch you bleed."
[Player]: "Wrong answer."
[Conrad Vex]: "Lieutenant, maybe he's had enough."
[Aldo Braga]: "Stay out of it, Vex."
[Player]: "*Attack #4*"
[Player]: "I think I almost prefer it when you don't answer."
[Aldo Braga]: "gently caress... you..."
[Player]: "*Attack #5*"
[Conrad Vex]: "Geez, is he..."
[Aldo Braga]: "He'll be fine."
[Aldo Braga]: "*Prisoner 1 gets knocked out*"
[Aldo Braga]: "The dumb son of a bitch deserved it."
[Conrad Vex]: "We have to call the doc."
[Aldo Braga]: "No we don't. Nothing happened."
[Conrad Vex]: "Aldo, we can't just -"
[Aldo Braga]: "Leave it, Vex."

The tension! :eyepop:

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:28

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Wait, why would the script for Squadron 42 be in the release build of Star Citizen

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:29

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Mirificus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4bbi42/banned_from_cig_forums_but_i_dont_post/d18gnzw?context=3

hahaha the reddit goons

suddenly everyone lethality doesnt like is a goon

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:29

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

Star Citizen collision detection is impressive. With it, multiple NPC's walk through a choke point. They naturally adjust to each other's positions while making their way through stationary objects and other moving NPC's without banging into each other. The whole process is smooth and natural.

I'm really excited to see what that looks like with the A.I. ability to take cover and move away from danger. That's one of the most immersion breaking elements of most A.I. systems. NPC's will just run into a wall in an endless loop. When a firefight breaks out, they just keep picking daisies/performing the simple A.I. script they're programmed with. In this game, they move through obstructions and traffic with grace. We'll see how they do at making them properly react to danger. Having them take cover and move away from the hot point will be incredibly immersive.

CIG A.I. navigate other moving objects and permanent obstructions like real people do.

Star Citizen's A.I. is cutting edge and pushing the envelope already.

The future looks promising for Star Citizen A.I.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:29

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Kakarot posted:

Star Citizen collision detection is impressive. With it, multiple NPC's walk through a choke point. They naturally adjust to each other's positions while making their way through stationary objects and other moving NPC's without banging into each other. The whole process is smooth and natural.

I'm really excited to see what that looks like with the A.I. ability to take cover and move away from danger. That's one of the most immersion breaking elements of most A.I. systems. NPC's will just run into a wall in an endless loop. When a firefight breaks out, they just keep picking daisies/performing the simple A.I. script they're programmed with. In this game, they move through obstructions and traffic with grace. We'll see how they do at making them properly react to danger. Having them take cover and move away from the hot point will be incredibly immersive.

CIG A.I. navigate other moving objects and permanent obstructions like real people do.

Star Citizen's A.I. is cutting edge and pushing the envelope already.

The future looks promising for Star Citizen A.I.

Source your quotes and/or stop playing alpha versions of Oblivion.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:31

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

dcfdd84d-d752-4a7d-b8e8-2ba907a5ad68: "Thanks."
[Player]: "Sure. Hey, Graves is having everyone head to the Control Tower."
dcfdd84d-d752-4a7d-b8e8-2ba907a5ad68: "Don't worry about me. Focus on killing as many of thiose bastards as you can. "
dcfdd84d-d752-4a7d-b8e8-2ba907a5ad68: "Don't give 'em mercy. Don't give 'em anything."

Uh-oh, someone posted Croberts' bitcoin private key

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:31

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

dcfdd84d-d752-4a7d-b8e8-2ba907a5ad68: "Thanks."
[Player]: "Sure. Hey, Graves is having everyone head to the Control Tower."
dcfdd84d-d752-4a7d-b8e8-2ba907a5ad68: "Don't worry about me. Focus on killing as many of thiose bastards as you can. "
dcfdd84d-d752-4a7d-b8e8-2ba907a5ad68: "Don't give 'em mercy. Don't give 'em anything."

Uh-oh, someone posted Croberts' bitcoin private key

279275e8-aba2-4ff9-974a-6df3b2c2b79a: "Got Company!"

Ben's too!

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:32

1500: Nov 3, 2015; Give me all your crackers

Trapezium Dave posted:

[Captain Thomas Wade]: "All officers want to believe that every soldier under their command will come home at the end of the tour. But we live in violent times. And life...Life doesn't always uphold such promises. So it's important that we honour those who can't go home. That we remember them, that we say goodbye."
[Captain Thomas Wade]: "Words for the fallen should be spoken by friends. So I've asked Lt. Commander Colton to say a few words."
[Steve Colton]: "I've been to enough of these things to know that I'm supposed to try to make sense of this tragedy. Tosay that their deaths mattered."
[Steve Colton]: "I won't. It was their lives that mattered."

Is this the bulk of the script? There's about a billion different characters and they're all identical.

I thought we were supposed to act like they never existed?

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:34

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Tippis posted:

Source your quotes and/or stop playing alpha versions of Oblivion.

RSI forums: Star Citizen A.I. looks incredible

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:36

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

soaringmusic.wav

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:36

1500: Nov 3, 2015; Give me all your crackers

SomethingJones posted:

I swear to god someone pick a scene, everyone pick a character, and then everybody just voice act the poo poo out of it.

oh i was ninjed.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:36

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Skellybones posted:

Wait, why would the script for Squadron 42 be in the release build of Star Citizen

The only reason I can imagine it being within the source tree is because it's for subtitles.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:38

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Mirificus posted:

RSI forums: Star Citizen A.I. looks incredible

Heh, even the citizens are asking whether the guy(s) have played any games in the last decade. :v:

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:40

Dads Dip Cup: Aug 13, 2009; Grimey Drawer

quote:

[Lt Cmdr Nayara Fell]: "Big surprise there. Weezy's 'blow poo poo up' strategy."

still catching up but can I go ahead and request a name change to WHEEZY BLOW UP A poo poo thanks in advance

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:43

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:45

WarpedLichen: Aug 14, 2008

Why would multiple characters say the same generic line:
[Tech 02]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Woodrow Tannen]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Sophia Kelly]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Claude Desaily]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Lars Neuer]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Conrad Vex]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Steve Colton]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:46

Mr. McGibblets: Sep 17, 2015; by Deplorable exmarx

Cant leave this thread for 10 minutes without being 100+ posts behind.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:47

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Tippis posted:

Heh, even the citizens are asking whether the guy(s) have played any games in the last decade.

Man if that guy ever finds out about Rollercoaster Tycoon he's going to do a backflip.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:47

1500: Nov 3, 2015; Give me all your crackers

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

That actually sounds incredible

Well it it turns out that the script is real, i am game.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:47

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

JUST STICK TO THE SCRIPT

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:48

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

1500 posted:

oh god I had a horrible thought. Who wants to do a table read through of CR's crappy script? Get a few goons together and record them "acting" (voice only) it out. I don't mean all of it, just the last bit.

Do it in this voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxgepCmLElE&t=118s

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:48

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

Wow! This script is amazing! I can't wait to see it acted out in all its high-fidelity glory.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:50

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Skellybones posted:

JUST STICK TO THE SCRIPT

lol to the max

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:51

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Someone please tell me that all them A list stars were mocapped based on this leaked script.

Its a B Movie nightmare. Lol.

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:51

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 12:45

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

WarpedLichen posted:

Why would multiple characters say the same generic line:
[Tech 02]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Woodrow Tannen]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Sophia Kelly]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Claude Desaily]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Lars Neuer]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Conrad Vex]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"
[Steve Colton]: "@Dlg_SC_ac_tanto_generic_response_yes_0300"

They all use unique voice actors for everything else, but in the generic_response_yes bits, their dialogue is replaced with Microsoft Text-To-Speech instead

e: [Woodrow Tannen]: "john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden"

# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:51

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