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Mr.Pibbleton posted:To be fair a 79 year old birdwatcher did kick one of their asses pretty extremely. What is this in reference to?
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Jumpingmanjim posted:https://twitter.com/Reagan_Girl/status/715630475092451330 The point of a meme is to be so brief that it can be memorized easily. Posting paragraph-sized screeds don't work.
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Alan Smithee posted:What is this in reference to? There was an article where a 79 year old bird watcher puts one of these chuckle fucks on his back. IIRC it was from the Canadian version of the Onion and not real.
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"Listen, you know those guys you just arrested on federal conspiracy charges for occupying the wildlife refuge? The one that ended in an armed standoff with the place being trashed and occupiers sending messages to kill cops and live-streaming their suicide threats? Well, we're part of the same group, and we feel awful about the mess. Now, we still believe that our cause was righteous and the federal government is an illegal corporation that has stolen the land that rightfully belongs to the people, but we wanted to offer to clean up the mess they made. No charge. So, uh... just hand over the keys and, uh, we'll get right to work." <click> "I think they hung-up!"
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cumshitter posted:Whoa I thought I had my monitor off for a second. I just got out of the auction business and used car salesmen are loving assholes
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Apr 1, 2016 15:45
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I can't tell if this is supposed to be serious or funny and its breaking my brain.
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VikingSkull posted:I just got out of the auction business and used car salesmen are loving assholes The thing where some charge a $2000 "loan acquiring fee" on top of the interest and try to hide it in the monthly payment is pretty scummy and should be illegal, imo derail: I needed a $3,000 loan for a car, poo poo credit so what, it was going to cost nearly $10,000 by the time they added all of their fees, spread it out over 5 years, and what not. Even with 25% interest it should have only been around $5k based on my highly intellectual math. gently caress those guys Setset has issued a correction as of 17:13 on Apr 1, 2016 |
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Ninkobei posted:The thing where some charge a $2000 "loan acquiring fee" on top of the interest and try to hide it in the monthly payment is pretty scummy and should be illegal, imo They do this partially because the business financing the vehicle often charges some sort of fee or pays the dealership less than 100% of the amount financed, or both. The lower your credit the bigger the cut. Also just because it means more money for them regardless. I had one dealership where the sales guy sold vehicles to three of his own employees, all of whom he hosed over with bullshit fees like $500 for transport. For a single dealership with no sister stores.
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To be fair, it can cost upwards of a thousand dollars to ship a car coast to coast, so if that car was bought online through an auction app it's not terribly shady.
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In my case they were motorcycles purchased on the lot. The place I worked for is known in the motorcycle community for being especially predatory in the scattering of states it operates in. A year after I left one of the dealerships I worked with was mentioned in the news. A crazy guy had shot someone to death with a pistol he'd received as a promotional bonus with the purchase of his motorcycle.
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Apr 1, 2016 18:01
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It gets shadier when it gets into toy territory. Bikes, boats, ATV's.... you don't need that poo poo and they prey on emotions way more.
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Apr 1, 2016 18:08
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Rebel Blob posted:I wonder if anyone could manage to knock it into the heads of the Bundy clan that their vaunted freedom comes at the expense of others, or are they too dim to see beyond their self-interest. cumshitter posted:They are the reason government exists. They are the modern example of the rapey, violent caveman that made everyone come together so they could chase them off with sticks. Geostomp posted:If you don't believe that, see their father's three point "philosophy" where essentially you get to keep whatever you take and use. So if someone, say, a redneck with a gun decides to move in and take your home while you're on vacation, it's your fault for not being strong enough to defend it. Naturally, this only applies when they are the ones doing the taking. Anybody trying this on them is an evil tyrant.
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A Winner is Jew posted:There was an article where a 79 year old bird watcher puts one of these chuckle fucks on his back. Even if it isn't true, it ought to be.
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poo poo like this makes me happier that he died like bitch.
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Reposting this breakdown of a video Finicum made where he explains his "Claim, Use, Defend" beliefs. The man was an rear end in a top hat and a coward and a bully on top of that. I'm convinced at this point that he wanted the OSP to shoot him, and that's why he continuously pretended to pull his gun. The man was either an immense coward or a huge rear end in a top hat who forced someone else to be complicit in his suicide. And he certainly was willing to die if some of the language he used in his previous videos is any indication. I can link the video again if anyone is interested but I'm on my phone. It's on the first page of my posts if you click the ? Here’s the Cliff Notes version of Mr. Finicum’s video. Rights are established by three actions: claim, use, defend. Analogy given: You are first in line at the DMV, you say loudly that you are first in line and fight with anyone who challenges your place in line. (Although he doesn’t touch on what happens when you lose the challenge, we can presume that the “winner” gets the place in line). Otherwise known as “might makes right”. Finicum states that this “might makes right” doctrine precedes the Constitution in the form of some vague natural law (aka “brute force”). All of this doctrine is consistent with how the Native Americans were treated by settlers. They failed to defend with sufficient strength and lost their rights. Finicum’s beef (pun intended) is that a claimant of superior strength, the federal government, is now taking his “rights”. Finicum is essentially whining about being on the losing end of his own cherished doctrine (and, oddly, invoking the Constitution which he has just declared is not the source of his rights). Then there is the specious argument that introducing a foreign animal to the environment so it can utilize what is perceived to be an underused resource, grass, grants the rancher and his foreign livestock rights which supersede those people who had been in line for thousands of years and have a different view of the use of the resource. This is as logical as a saying that a coal company can simply claim Finicum’s ranch and exploit the coal underneath it by a: claiming it, b: using it and c: defending it. By Finicum’s logic, anyone with a big enough stick can take his land to use for whatever purpose they want, as long as their stick is big enough. Finicum’s “claim, use and defend” is a painfully simplistic maxim for a long bygone era of cavemen and medieval kings and is antithetical to American values, the Constitution, rule of law, etc.
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cumshitter posted:Reposting this breakdown of a video Finicum made where he explains his "Claim, Use, Defend" beliefs. The man was an rear end in a top hat and a coward and a bully on top of that. I'm convinced at this point that he wanted the OSP to shoot him, and that's why he continuously pretended to pull his gun. The man was either an immense coward or a huge rear end in a top hat who forced someone else to be complicit in his suicide. And he certainly was willing to die if some of the language he used in his previous videos is any indication. yeah link it. His values remind of an edgy nerdy kid in high school and or hitler.
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cumshitter posted:Reposting this breakdown of a video Finicum made where he explains his "Claim, Use, Defend" beliefs. The man was an rear end in a top hat and a coward and a bully on top of that. I'm convinced at this point that he wanted the OSP to shoot him, and that's why he continuously pretended to pull his gun. The man was either an immense coward or a huge rear end in a top hat who forced someone else to be complicit in his suicide. And he certainly was willing to die if some of the language he used in his previous videos is any indication. So basically he made a word salad that ended up being "I'm always the winner without question." You know, maybe he didn't commit suicide via cop. Maybe this rear end in a top hat suddenly thought if he wished really hard that he was going to outdraw them all and show off his inherent superiority. Then died like an rear end in a top hat in a snowbank. You know, the government should really make an example of these yokel fucks. Just point out that they're braindead assholes parse anything to justify their 'inherent superiority' when in reality they're so useless that they're doing the world a service by living in the sticks to rot on the vine.
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I really think he thought he could shoot his way out of it The man was retarded, y'all
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Apr 2, 2016 03:17
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Didn't he write a novella where the based on him main character skillfully cross-draws on a pair of federal agents and shoots both of them?
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Geoj posted:Didn't he write a novella where the based on him main character skillfully cross-draws on a pair of federal agents and shoots both of them? 3 of them. They're dead before they realise he cleared leather. Bombadilillo has issued a correction as of 03:59 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Geoj posted:Didn't he write a novella where the based on him main character skillfully cross-draws on a pair of federal agents and shoots both of them? I'm pretty sure that was the dramatic ending. Like he just shoots two federal agents and walks away free, the end. edit: yep here it is https://twitter.com/JimDalrympleII/status/692199912319127553/ Shalebridge Cradle has issued a correction as of 03:46 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Dude writes Fallout fan fiction. Thinks it's his autobiography. These are signs of a sane and not a all delusional man.
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Given his writings and his general delusional nature, I sincerely doubt that Finicum thought it was even possible for him to lose that confrontation. He sincerely thought that he'd outrun or outgun the feds and got a taste of cold, hard reality bleeding out. Tarp Man probably spent his last moments thinking that the shooters cheated him out of his grand moment.
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I think he said "You'll have to shoot me!" like ten times before they shot him, I'm pretty sure he was trying to earn his 77 holsteins in heaven.
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Just want to preface this by saying that summary wasn't mine, but here's the video it's summarizing. The standing in line metaphor begins around 12:30. Also flies keep buzzing around the camera which adds a great soundtrack to it. I'm no psychologist but the dude was expressing what sounded to me like really suicidal thoughts in this video, which was released by his family as something that was supposed to make law enforcement sound bad. The first four minutes or so are like a cheap negative political ad and then the rest is LaVoy doing his classic "Let me crouch right here and learn ya somethin' 'bout freedom." Like the rural Mormon SovCit version of sitting backwards in a chair and trying to rap with urban youth. These are the suicidal parts I picked up on in the video, which is pretty much a call to arms to defend some vague notion of freedom. 5:24 "We need to take care of those we love. We need to have our houses in order. We need to have our relationships in order. We never know how many days we have upon this -on God's green earth here. We need to make the best of each and every one of them." 8:45 "50 million people like me willing to put their lives on the line." 9:05 "I plan to live the rest of my life as a free man. May be long, may be short."
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Apr 2, 2016 06:11
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Was "youre wasting your oxygen son" in his dumb book?
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I can't possibly imagine why they wouldn't want more of the same kind of people showing up that they had just finally gotten rid of.
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Geoj posted:Didn't he write a novella where the based on him main character skillfully cross-draws on a pair of federal agents and shoots both of them? Lol 
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Geoj posted:Didn't he write a novella where the based on him main character skillfully cross-draws on a pair of federal agents and shoots both of them? doves flew out to the sky everyone clapped
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FIRST TIME posted:I can't possibly imagine why they wouldn't want more of the same kind of people showing up that they had just finally gotten rid of. I'm sure these are the kind of people who hate charity and think that if they offer to do something for free you're obligated to accept and be drat thankful and if those
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FIRST TIME posted:I can't possibly imagine why they wouldn't want more of the same kind of people showing up that they had just finally gotten rid of. They can't seem to wrap their minds around the idea that they aren't the heroes and that people don't actually like or support them.
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The 'not maximum' part is the shocker. The Bundys themselves are looking at being in prison until they're put in the ground. Heck, most of the other ones aren't that far off from being life sentences either, considering they've racked up decades of prison time. I sincerely hope their families thought this was worth it.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:lol @ calling the audubon society environmental extremists. you have to be pretty out of this world to believe that. like, spinning out of earth orbit on a shrieking comet made of irrational anger, straight for the hatesun The hilarious side effect of needing to be constantly persecuted: tilting at those little daisy windmills you get at a local hardware store on sale.
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:I'm pretty sure that was the dramatic ending. Like he just shoots two federal agents and walks away free, the end. that explains his actions and motions in the video. he was trying to out draw/fake out the cops like clint eastwood. loving dumbass.
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Ritzheimer got himself a theft charge that most of the others managed to dodge. I wonder what he took.
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