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The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
This is going to be the game our new American guy ends up watching over the next few days isn't it.

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strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say
right, I thought it had something to do with that. thanks

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

The Deadly Hume posted:

This is going to be the game our new American guy ends up watching over the next few days isn't it.

At least he'll have grown a healthy distaste for Collingwood

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-YBNQ4HTc

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

hiddenmovement posted:

WHAT WAS THAT KICK OFF THE GROUND?

YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO IT NOT SHOO THE BALL AWAY LIKE AN OVERLY YAPPY DOG

That was rooool bad.


Richmond are lucky they didn't get Sydney in the first week.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
:effort:

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
At least they've figured out how to tackle dusty; have 4 people do it at once

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

I'm sorry new American dude, I was wrong when I said that Collingwood couldn't be this bad again.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
This is a bad game.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Guess which gameplan applies to which team?

Gather ball
Kick to stationary lateral option
Miss kick
Regain ball
Kick to stationary lateral option
Miss kick
Regain ball
Mindlessly boot ball forward
Intercept posession
Don't defend
Don't defend
Don't defend
Concede goal


Gamble on winning the contested ball
Run forward of the ball
Don't win the ball out of the middle
Chase tail
Concede goal

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
I'm guessing the top one is Richmond and the bottom is Collingwood but you've got that part about conceding goals dead wrong, conceding inside 50s maybe but not goals

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads
Siren goes, crowd instinctively boos the terribleness of the first half

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




We need to hope new American dude gets the showdown this week, it's also two teams that won't make finals, but the standard will be a lot higher

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
Yeah, I'm tuning out. So much for this new frontier of high scoring footy (yeah I know, two bad teams)

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Cotchin said he is gonna 'sort Treloar out' and he thought that people would actually treat it like a legit statement instead of the pointless bandstanding that it was.

hiddenmovement posted:

I'm guessing the top one is Richmond and the bottom is Collingwood but you've got that part about conceding goals dead wrong, conceding inside 50s maybe but not goals

I try to be optimistic sometimes.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

One of the ABC commentators had this to say at the end of the half

"I can guarantee you that this game can't get any worse"

Seriously, what a loving joke. I turned off the TV at quarter time

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Testekill posted:

One of the ABC commentators had this to say at the end of the half

"I can guarantee you that this game can't get any worse"

I'd like to believe that's true

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
The A-League match is coming up to 60' and has 4 goals between the teams.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Solemn Sloth posted:

I'd like to believe that's true

It's gonna be a massive accomplishment for this to get worse. This is legit one of the worst matches that I have ever had the displeasure of watching/listening to.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
If you guys keep talking about things as the worst match ever I'm going to have to upload Brisbane vs Melbourne from last year.

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

Testekill posted:

Cotchin said he is gonna 'sort Treloar out' and he thought that people would actually treat it like a legit statement instead of the pointless bandstanding that it was.

I thought Cotchin didn't come of too well from that captains documentary last year, seemed like a nice guy that was doing what he thought he should be doing.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Testekill posted:

It's gonna be a massive accomplishment for this to get worse. This is legit one of the worst matches that I have ever had the displeasure of watching/listening to.

There was that awful Saints V Hawks game around '05 but I fell asleep at quarter time on that one. Merciful, really.

Also the Central Coast Mariners have the dumbest jumper.

Maybe I'll just eat the rest of that risotto, die of a salt overdose.

EDIT: Miss Congeniality 2 is on Channel 9 so there is actually something worse airing

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

hiddenmovement posted:

There was that awful Saints V Hawks game around '05 but I fell asleep at quarter time on that one. Merciful, really.
Wasn't that '07? It was so bad I can remember how cold it was when I was watching it on my cheap-rear end TV.

quote:

Also the Central Coast Mariners have the dumbest jumper.
Palm trees do not belong on jerseys WTF. Not even for the West Indian cricket team.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
There was also a west coast vs someone four or so years ago with one goal scored in a half? Might have been hawthorn come to think of it? But that was actually fairly intriguing outside of the lack of goals

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

The Deadly Hume posted:

Palm trees do not belong on jerseys WTF. Not even for the West Indian cricket team.

When I tuned in I thought that it must have been a friendly against Fiji or something

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Just want to point out that the conditions are perfect

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Why not just chuck a big loving anchor on it?

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Cometti "that's a good kick there from Richmond"

*ball bounces 5m from anyone, and the first person to it is from Collingwood*

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

Solemn Sloth posted:

Why not just chuck a big loving anchor on it?
I don't think Gosford even has a port. Just lots of smelly oyster farms.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say
atrocious. don't give any points for this

e: i wish dustin martin wasn't such a twat so i could enjoy watching him play

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

The Deadly Hume posted:

I don't think Gosford even has a port. Just lots of smelly oyster farms.

I won't even bother asking why the gently caress they're called the Mariners then

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Anyway I'm back to the G, and Jake King scored a goal!

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Cotchin, running into the 50, clear by at least 5 meters, chooses to do the captains thing and handball to a bloke with his back turned to goal and under pressure

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Maybe not the worst game ever, but probably the worst goal for goal 1 kick match

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Eh it's picking up a bit.

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
Richmond you loving spuds

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Ok yeah its improved dramatically all of a sudden

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

Collingwood got on the pingers at half time

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
I hope the match ends in a draw.

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Grumio
Sep 20, 2001

in culina est
It's like Collingwood is bad but Richmond is determined to turn it into a close game.

Riveting Friday night football!

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