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Snowglobe of Doom posted:An elephant decides It's Time To Put My Butt On Stuff I'm at work so i have to imagine that Stuck in the Middle with You is playing to this clip a la Reservoir Dogs
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Cumslut1895 posted:what kind of a loving moron wold be 'upset' over losing his job?!?! The type that don't live in their parents' basement.
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titties posted:Hey hi I know it is normal to have to explain emotions to people on the internet so I would like to point out that it is possible to shake with rage or desire in addition to fear and possibly there are other emotions or "feelings" that could cause a similar physical reaction. Are you calling those appropriate reactions to accidentally sending an animated GIF in an e-mail? Something which, as pointed out by other people, could easily be explained by sending another email to the tune of "I'm very sorry for that, that happened by accident". Also lol, "shaking with rage or desire in addition to fear" is a hilarious picture I now have of a goon downloading his latest anime torrent. I Am Crake has a new favorite as of 21:52 on Apr 1, 2016 |
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Apr 1, 2016 21:49
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The lesson to be taken away from this is to loudly shout "gently caress YOU" any time you see a Minion (if you weren't already).
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Apr 1, 2016 22:08
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One might suggest that a person who was unable to press the correct button to send an email and then sat on their thumbs, mutely waiting for a response, rather then picking up a phone to follow-up. is perhaps not the most focused and proactive candidate for the job.
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Apr 1, 2016 22:38
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Apr 1, 2016 23:04
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Big cat be all like *honk*Cumslut1895 posted:what kind of a loving moron wold be 'upset' over losing his job?!?! More "may now be less likely to get a job he may not have gotten anyway" than "losing a job he already has."
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Apr 1, 2016 23:05
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Lots of people are are employed in very nice jobs despite being unable to reliably press the correct buttons in the same email clients they've been using for years.
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Apr 1, 2016 23:07
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He's just exploring with his mouth, she's fine. I wouldn't get that close to a jaguar though, and I've handled the rest of the big cats.
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Apr 1, 2016 23:25
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Pick posted:He's just exploring with his mouth, she's fine. It's bobcats you gotta watch out for. Those fuckers are pure evil.
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Apr 1, 2016 23:34
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That one's a boobcat though.
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Apr 1, 2016 23:58
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Looks like they're both doing a Flehmen response.
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Tough titty said the kitty but the milk's still good
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Apr 2, 2016 00:20
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I Am Crake posted:Are you calling those appropriate reactions to accidentally sending an animated GIF in an e-mail? Something which, as pointed out by other people, could easily be explained by sending another email to the tune of "I'm very sorry for that, that happened by accident". No, I am refuting the idea that someone is a coward if they tremble for any reason other than fear for their life. Just Offscreen posted:Calm your titties. My titties are literally shaking right now.
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Apr 2, 2016 00:29
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 So I'm sure you've seen this picture before, since it's been around forever. Well, this morning one of my coworkers brought donuts and I took one back to my desk, only to realize that it was filed with mayo once I'd taken a bite and thought "this is really tangy...and the texture is weird". I don't think I'll be eating cream filled donuts for a while.
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Pick posted:He's just exploring with his mouth, she's fine. Something something handling big pussies.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
My wife did this to her co workers, but upper the ante by filling two donuts out of the dozen. A few people ate normal donuts and gave the all clear, then two poor suckers couldn't eat cream donuts or Mayo for three months.
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Apr 2, 2016 02:09
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Two years ago a coworker brought jelly donuts filled with ketchup. I was lucky and got a regular non hosed with donut.
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Apr 2, 2016 03:14
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Karma Monkey posted:Hells yea. When companies gets a resume from 10inchsexgod69@yahoo, they can't wait to interview me. That's just because of the anti-disicrimination laws protecting 47 year old midgets.
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Apr 2, 2016 03:21
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My brother used to work in an open office setting where they had the obligatory free coffee. One of his colleagues had a thing of chili powder that he'd sprinkle on his lunch every day, so my brother and another guy decided to empty the chili powder thing into one of the coffee filters. They figured some poor sucker would get the worst coffee ever & that'd be pretty fun. An hour or so later, their boss comes into the office with a can of coffee in each hand and stars topping up everybody's cups, pretty much alternating the cans. My brother and his compadre had no way of knowing if they got the normal coffee or the ＷＡＳＰＣＯＦＦＥＥ The company does not exist any more.
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Apr 2, 2016 03:24
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Karma Monkey posted:Hells yea. When companies gets a resume from 10inchsexgod69@yahoo, they can't wait to interview me. I would too. How would someone that size even open a door or reach the elevator buttons?
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Chichevache posted:That's just because of the anti-disicrimination laws protecting 47 year old midgets. Uh excuse me! It's little person, and I got the job because I'm the most qualified!!! 
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
My boss brought in Cro-nuts today... They were amazing.  edit: Something new: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/albuquerque-police-release-video-showing-officer-shooting-undercover-cop-n549461 quote:Jarring videos showing the moments when an Albuquerque police officer was shot several times by his own lieutenant during an undercover operation were released Thursday, following the settlement of a lawsuit that awarded the wounded officer $6.5 million. Zero One has a new favorite as of 05:37 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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I Am Crake posted:Any man or woman who will type out they are "actually shaking" for anything short of their life being in danger is too much of a pansy to be in the workforce anyhow so eh, I think it worked out for the best. Adrenaline is released in many circumstances other than imminent physical survival.
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I love guy in the blue shirt's bad poker face.
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Zero One posted:edit: Something new: Good. Maybe they won't be so keen to murder civilians next time. gently caress US cops.
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Staff training is expensive yo, and gun safety training is REALLY expensive.
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Drone_Fragger posted:Staff training is expensive yo, and gun safety training is REALLY expensive. I think the NYPD only gets issued one box of ammo per year for use with training and filling their magazines on duty, and they have to pay out of their own pocket for more ammo and range time at public ranges. Ironically, NYC's extremely strict gun laws means that the cops also have to pay out the nose for that so a lot of them don't bother or have to drive far out of their way to practice.
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idea: the municipality should just have like undercover muni dudes/gals who are out & about, and then when they get shot by the insane police, the muni can kill the police, every single one.
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Oddly enough, someone went to all the trouble of editing in a new narrator in that video. This is the original: https://www.facebook.com/martin.weatherby.5/videos/666071880197182/
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I didn't know where this belonged http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...e-admirers.html
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chitoryu12 posted:I think the NYPD only gets issued one box of ammo per year for use with training and filling their magazines on duty Well that's an easy solution then. Just give them one less box.
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God Hole posted:I didn't know where this belonged She'll get her own reality show soon, "Poopin' With McKayla"
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God Hole posted:I didn't know where this belonged it's the Sun, so in the trash would be the most obvious place
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L. Ron Mexico posted:it's the Sun, so in the trash would be the most obvious place In this case flushed down the toilet might be a bit more suitable.
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man seriously, how old is the 'flush doesn't work' story? pure stdh for years but still the most truthful thing the sun ever shat out
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somehow i tend to fold the toiletpaper in a way that captures air so one or two of them sometimes float there like piecs of poo poo. thats about the time i throw the toilet out the window
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