SWOLE exception 2016: ~*THIGHBLASTER ZONE*~

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sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Chinatown posted:

idk man lifting heavy things up and down is fun n make you feel good + powerful

pyramiding down to an empty bar as a natty 150lber isn't making anyone feel powerful

it's masturbation

# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:57

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# ? May 15, 2024 13:52

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

masturbation is good

# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:00

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:57

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:01

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Bakalakadaka posted:

I'm seeing talk about pyramids but what does grain storage have to do with swole?????

Carb loading, bro

# ? Apr 2, 2016 01:03

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

How do you cut, can i get down to 185 from 206 in time for summa?

# ? Apr 2, 2016 03:58

DoubleT2172: Sep 24, 2007

Spectral Debt posted:

How do you cut, can i get down to 185 from 206 in time for summa?

Maybe with DNP and/or an Auschwitz diet

# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:15

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

eat less food and exercise and probably not lol

# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:19

SpeedyCow: Oct 8, 2001; I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!

Chinatown posted:

Body By Rippetoe

# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:33

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Spectral Debt posted:

How do you cut, can i get down to 185 from 206 in time for summa?

Avoid the Pyramids

# ? Apr 2, 2016 06:22

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

It is saturday

It is 15:24 and I have no plans

I,,, will deadlift and sauna. this is my saturday now

# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:24

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

my boss said i have to stop getting bigger at the end of a meeting today lol

# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:37

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I hope you sued

# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:38

Retarted Pimple: Jun 2, 2002

Aww, he likes your man meat just the way it is

# ? Apr 2, 2016 19:44

KonMari DeathMetal: Dec 20, 2009

Chinatown posted:

Look at those babyfeet.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 20:37

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Chinatown posted:

autistic Gaston

# ? Apr 2, 2016 22:11

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

As a specimen yes I'm gymtimidating

# ? Apr 2, 2016 22:15

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Brotein_Shake posted:

Look at those babyfeet.

That is a photographer's trick of flattening the perspective, don't fall for it. It's a malicious yet subtle attack on the subject.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 22:27

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Full Metal Jackass posted:

autistic Gaston

lol

# ? Apr 3, 2016 01:16

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

This one trick will blow your mind.

Tuck your gut into them skinnys and pull the waist up to your plexus, boom.

# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:33

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lWEy2oJMA

# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:05

Drunk Driver Dad: Feb 18, 2005

my goddamn knee still hurts sometimes at the gym. However I've only seriously been doing some stretching for a few days now, and in a day or two I'm gonna grab a lacrosse ball and actually do the Limber 11 thing to be even more serious about it. I'm pretty sure it actually is only tightness, as doing a couch stretch immediately makes the pain go away. how long does it take stretching to have a lasting effect? when I worked out the first time a year or two ago and had issues with back tightness i seem to remember a good couple of weeks of regular stretching and foam rolling before the problem went away. i guess my frail old body is stubborn

e: fwiw when I started working out the first time, I sat all the time. I remember having mostly hamstring tightness. Now I work 60 and 70 hour weeks and stand all the time and it seems the problem flipped around to the front.

# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:23

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Al Cowens posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lWEy2oJMA

oh poo poo this guy is back

# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:46

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

massive neck is the worst part of being swole, not attractive, gotta tailor shirts, cant sleep comfortably, tries to strangle you to death when you get your pump on

# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:17

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Who would want to be a pencilneck?

# ? Apr 4, 2016 00:16

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Gf swoleshamed me yesterday, saying my face gets red when I lift, bros? I'm ok right?

# ? Apr 4, 2016 11:54

Groke: Jul 27, 2007; New Adventures In Mom Strength

Hardawn posted:

Gf swoleshamed me yesterday, saying my face gets red when I lift, bros? I'm ok right?

Gonna die.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 12:56

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Don't forget to breathe, very important.

# ? Apr 4, 2016 19:34

Retarded Goatee: Feb 6, 2010; I spent so that means I can be a cheapskate and post about posting instead of having some wit or spending any more on comedy avs for people. Which I'm also incapable of. Comedy.