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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Well, in that case, I'll just have french toast with double butter and a side of bacon. But no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it.



Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.

In America, first you get the powdered sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..

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Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

In America, first you get the powdered sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..

Alright, you're going to have to put some sugar on that celery or get out.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Shut up, Netface! :rolleyes:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Alright, you're going to have to put some sugar on that celery or get out.

It's a good thing that celery wasn't sugared up any more, or I'd have looked quite the fool. An April fool as it were. :smug:

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Do over Ham posted:

It's a good thing that celery wasn't sugared up any more, or I'd have looked quite the fool. An April fool as it were. :smug:

What kind of catchphrase is that?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

What kind of catchphrase is that?

Er, uh ... the ... best drat catchphrase in town!

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Do over Ham posted:

Er, uh ... the ... best drat catchphrase in town!

You're out there somewhere, Do over Ham, and I'll find you... :smugjones:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Justice Sloth posted:

You're out there somewhere, Do over Ham, and I'll find you... :smugjones:

No, you won't!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Justice Sloth posted:

You're out there somewhere, Do over Ham, and I'll find you... :smugjones:

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts... how does the rest of that go?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Root Bear posted:

Shut up, Netface! :rolleyes:

It's just until we pay off DizzyBum's desecration of a priceless artifact.

I never thought I'd have to say that again...

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's just until we pay off DizzyBum's desecration of a priceless artifact.

I never thought I'd have to say that again...

I'd just like someone to call me "Sir" without following it up with "You're making a scene."

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Hey Goons, stop being.....so unsafe! Quote thread! Safen Up! :eng101:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004





We got a new song called safen up! And this is the music you safen up to!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Justice Sloth posted:

You're out there somewhere, Do over Ham, and I'll find you... :smugjones:

Well, I'm always in the last place you look.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Now, let's raise the roof for the bland informative rap of M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew.


Yo Yo Yo Yo,
I'm feelin' cautious,
I say a crosswalk a crossity walk and you don't stop crossing till you're on the next block,
First you look both ways and you walk not run,
Obeying safety rules is acceptable fun.
Break it down now!

Walk don't run,
Drink juice.
Yum Yum


Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Ainsley McTree posted:

We got a new song called safen up! And this is the music you safen up to!

Safety dance!

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

Now, let's raise the roof for the bland informative rap of M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew.


Yo Yo Yo Yo,
I'm feelin' cautious,
I say a crosswalk a crossity walk and you don't stop crossing till you're on the next block,
First you look both ways and you walk not run,
Obeying safety rules is acceptable fun.
Break it down now!

Walk don't run,
Drink juice.
Yum Yum




Proper.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Safety dance!

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants

We're halfway through our Same Quote Six-Pack! Now let's hear William Shatner's version of "Boardroom Jimmy"

Everybody in the... U.S... A... hates that
Boardroom... Jimmy

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Yo boy, this class is tight. You go from slopper to proper.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Safety dance!

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants

Every poster dance now!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


The Nastier Nate posted:

Every poster dance now!

Actually, quoting posts isn't allowed at this particular resort.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Ainsley McTree posted:

Actually, quoting posts isn't allowed at this particular resort.

Great, great. Just leave you quotes right there on the floor on your way out.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


York_M_Chan posted:

Great, great. Just leave you quotes right there on the floor on your way out.

Hey, great--PM it to last week, when I might have cared. I've got cartoons to quote, kid.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Ainsley McTree posted:

Actually, quoting posts isn't allowed at this particular resort.

People, have your tickets out; throw your quotes out; surrender all identification.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce "foilage" :rolleyes:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack posted:

People, have your tickets out; throw your quotes out; surrender all identification.

ID?! drat Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at... La Choy! And Chun King! I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho! :tf:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce "foilage" :rolleyes:

We owe it all to Root Bear, our little walking liberry.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Everything Counts posted:

We owe it all to Root Bear, our little walking liberry.

To Root Bear! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Justice Sloth posted:

To Root Bear! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Everything Counts posted:

We owe it all to Root Bear, our little walking liberry.

It's pronounced "nucular".

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Justice Sloth posted:

To Root Bear! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore Root Bears!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



The Nastier Nate posted:

We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore Root Bears!

Book 'em, Do over Ham. One count of being Root Bear... And one count of being an accessory to being Root Bear.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore Root Bears!

You do this every year, we are used to it.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

You do this every year, we are used to it.

Just giving the quote thread what they want: Root Bear by the barrel full! :smugbert:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

After The War posted:

ID?! drat Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at... La Choy! And Chun King! I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho! :tf:

Me frappy dickie. Me frappy dickie rong time.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Just giving the quote thread what they want: Root Bear by the barrel full! :smugbert:

How long will it take you to flood this thread with quotes again?

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


DizzyBum posted:

It's pronounced "nucular".

Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane. Insane, I tell you! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Class3KillStorm posted:

Book 'em, Do over Ham. One count of being Root Bear... And one count of being an accessory to being Root Bear.

Bake 'em away, toys.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

Book 'em, Do over Ham. One count of being Root Bear... And one count of being an accessory to being Root Bear.

Hey, we know how to play softball. :beerpal:

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