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johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012
https://imgur.com/gallery/bn17TXi

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grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Byzantine posted:

Adrenaline is released in many circumstances other than imminent physical survival.

Yes, because the average person's adrenaline response is "go post about it on the internet" :rolleyes:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

If this was in a movie I would roll my eyes at how stupid and unlikely it was.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

:aaa:
Pro click

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Solice Kirsk posted:

If this was in a movie I would roll my eyes at how stupid and unlikely it was.

It's like a scene in a really watered-down ripoff of the Final Destination movies where instead of grisly deaths people are just lightly injured or inconvenienced.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Awesome video. The end needs this soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKiiyI2T04s

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://youtu.be/RrrDLdeL2HQ

Beep beep here comes the boat

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

canyoneer posted:

https://youtu.be/RrrDLdeL2HQ

Beep beep here comes the boat

Well, it was the Adventure HORNBLOWER alright

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

canyoneer posted:

https://youtu.be/RrrDLdeL2HQ

Beep beep here comes the boat

That fuckin old lady just mr magooing it through life once again. God bless her.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!


Baby hummingbird is too fat.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Mizuti posted:



Baby hummingbird is too fat.

Geez, what's the game plan? Just wait until you burn enough calories?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

ElGroucho posted:

Geez, what's the game plan? Just wait until you burn enough calories?

Poop-rocket for liftoff.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

ElGroucho posted:

Geez, what's the game plan? Just wait until you burn enough calories?

Wasn't that a plot point in the Spellsinger series?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

My brother used to work in an open office setting where they had the obligatory free coffee. One of his colleagues had a thing of chili powder that he'd sprinkle on his lunch every day, so my brother and another guy decided to empty the chili powder thing into one of the coffee filters. They figured some poor sucker would get the worst coffee ever & that'd be pretty fun.

An hour or so later, their boss comes into the office with a can of coffee in each hand and stars topping up everybody's cups, pretty much alternating the cans. My brother and his compadre had no way of knowing if they got the normal coffee or the WASPCOFFEE

The company does not exist any more.

Is the schadenfreude my complete inability to parse what this post is saying? :confused:

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

cyberia posted:

Is the schadenfreude my complete inability to parse what this post is saying? :confused:

they put pepper in the coffee machine as a prank

immediately after, boss brought out 2 pots of coffee freshly made, 1 of which was from said machine

the would be pranksters (probably) got a taste of their own pepper coffee

idk what the last line's about

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
wasp coffee is funny I bet it will make your dick sting

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

amityville anus posted:

wasp coffee is funny I bet it will make your dick sting

mine does that anyway, does yours* not?

*if you are not a dickhaver i apologize for my assumptions

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.

thanks grandma

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Enourmo posted:

mine does that anyway, does yours* not?

*if you are not a dickhaver i apologize for my assumptions

Mine's icy to numb and hot to dull the pain

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013


Would have been funnier if discoboy didn't dub his voice over the video just to crack some lame jokes.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

No dubbing on this one:

And More posted:

Oddly enough, someone went to all the trouble of editing in a new narrator in that video. This is the original: https://www.facebook.com/martin.weatherby.5/videos/666071880197182/

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron has a new favorite as of 07:39 on Apr 3, 2016

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


She's claiming that she was groped. I assume she didn't just slap that old man for no reason. Either way I don't think it was justified pepper spraying a teenage girl.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


That reminds me. A little ways off a highway in the Netherlands, there's this house:

It says "JESUS SAVES".

The father of 16 living there painted it on in reflective traffic paint and pointed powerful lights at it at night.

The local government started complaining because it didn't fit with the landscape and it distracted drivers. Citing freedom of religion and freedom of opinion, the house owner started a lengthy battle in court. Finally, two years later, after the high court stated that the local government was right, he was forced to change it.

The local government ordered the house owner to "get rid of the large, white letters on the roof". And that's what he did:

Later on, the government just got him to agree to make the letters orange and a bit smaller.

The same guy went on to put posters saying "JESUS LIVES" everywhere and to start a tiny political party that never got any seats.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

"Come on out dude, I'm sorry man, I didn't know it was you! asdfh Jacob has been shot! :saddowns:"
Forever terrified idiots like this have guns.


Party Foul, dude.

canyoneer posted:

https://youtu.be/RrrDLdeL2HQ

Beep beep here comes the boat

Still better than Speed 2.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Karma Monkey posted:

It's like a scene in a really watered-down ripoff of the Final Destination movies where instead of grisly deaths people are just lightly injured or inconvenienced.

Or a meet-cute in a romantic comedy. Assuming that woman who came to check on him was the driver.

Hearsay
Mar 16, 2012


Looked like the driver had done a runner. Moving house just got suckier

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah holy poo poo, at first I didn't even realize this was all in the same loving place and time! Is this the first time these people are on the water?

Silken Laumann is getting some serious PTSD out of this video...

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Yvonmukluk posted:

Or a meet-cute in a romantic comedy. Assuming that woman who came to check on him was the driver.

Yes, I like this pitch better. Manic pixie bus driver runs into uptight paper pusher and teaches him how to love and live. She's quirky! He's concussed! LOVE CRASH

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

And More posted:

Oddly enough, someone went to all the trouble of editing in a new narrator in that video. This is the original: https://www.facebook.com/martin.weatherby.5/videos/666071880197182/

This is an absolute pro-click. Do not miss.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

It's too late! THEY HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24xqRhEwvWQ&t=793s

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

quote:

"Oh s---, that was Jacob! F--- me!" Brachle is heard saying. "Are you OK?" Brachle asks Grant. "No," Grant answers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ib7rDds5jk

e: vvvvv is that dude OK? Did I just watch someone die?

Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 01:28 on Apr 4, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Takes No Damage posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ib7rDds5jk

e: vvvvv is that dude OK? Did I just watch someone die?

Yes

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

quote:

"Oh s---, that was Jacob! F--- me!" Brachle is heard saying. "Are you OK?" Brachle asks Grant. "No," Grant answers.

I totally understand that a human mind whiting out in panic tends to cause people to say really inane poo poo, but holy gently caress every time I read this exchange I just can't stop laughing. A person you just magdumped into is not OK, Officer Brachle.

e: how much do you want to bet that guy's nickname is Broccoli?

...or, well, was anyway.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

LonsomeSon posted:

I totally understand that a human mind whiting out in panic tends to cause people to say really inane poo poo, but holy gently caress every time I read this exchange I just can't stop laughing. A person you just magdumped into is not OK, Officer Brachle.

e: how much do you want to bet that guy's nickname is Broccoli?

...or, well, was anyway.

His nickname is probably Church now. "Oh god, I'm the team-killing fucktard!"

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Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

rodbeard posted:

She's claiming that she was groped. I assume she didn't just slap that old man for no reason. Either way I don't think it was justified pepper spraying a teenage girl.

She will probably face some consequences for punching an old man though.

Janesville Teen Referred To Juvi Services For Attacking Trump Supporter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfeNfEkq5c

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