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Someone called the cops on AI's resident methhead/Hunter S. Thompson conduit. 
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Arrath posted:Someone called the cops on AI's resident methhead/Hunter S. Thompson conduit.
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Apr 3, 2016 03:49
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Who's that?
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Apr 3, 2016 04:33
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holocaust bloopers posted:Who's that? lol it was the dude who was so tweaked out he was saving his scabs and poo poo to present to emergency room doctors. He was genuinely hosed up beyond comprehension and hopefully will get some help
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Apr 3, 2016 05:27
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Jesus Christ. He seems so normal, then skip to page 30 or so and he's insisting his blood has tentacles. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3575865&userid=102069&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Apr 3, 2016 05:42
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That was a good thread, and it's a drat shame 14 Inch's insanity turned out to be real rather than an elaborate gimmick persona.
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Apr 3, 2016 05:56
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methsanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_NvcxNuZoU
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Apr 3, 2016 06:03
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Busket Posket posted:Jesus Christ. He seems so normal, then skip to page 30 or so and he's insisting his blood has tentacles. Things get gross on 34, then  on 35. I had no idea 14 Inch sunk into whatever the gently caress that is. I've seen that thread up for a long time but never bothered clicking because I don't give a gently caress about Civics.Edit: Woah I didn't realize everything exploded over the past two days. Godholio fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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Apr 3, 2016 06:54
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drat that sucks. Didn't know he was for real crazy or whatever is going on there.
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Apr 3, 2016 06:54
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Dude would go on weird rants that seemed like they were just for entertainment value, then before he gets 5150d he's all "yeah I've been self-medicating with meth for two years because adderall doesn't work as well anymore." He refused to consider that maybe, just maybe his lovely street drug addiction was causing him to grow fungus in his nose and all his other health problems.
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Apr 3, 2016 09:14
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Yeah, I feel kinda lovely now. I thought the whole thing was an exaggerated put-on. I wouldn't have been chuckling if I knew he was serious about how bad he felt.
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Apr 3, 2016 10:14
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Hope the guy gets the help he needs, as unlikely as that is from a 5150. And that someone feeds his cat. 
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Apr 3, 2016 10:24
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you can rest easy malingo, the future is now! https://i.imgur.com/LyJZMZw.gif 
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Apr 3, 2016 10:31
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...like a bag of sand when you're touching it...
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Apr 3, 2016 17:17
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Finally some interest in my old corvette and it turns out the guy is a veteran    He hasn't responded yet but I'm excited to make this sale. beanieson fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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Apr 3, 2016 18:34
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VET
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Apr 3, 2016 18:37
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Finally some interest in my old corvette and it turns out the guy is a veteran don't do this
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Apr 3, 2016 18:38
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just in case anyone doesn't know that's obviously a scam.
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Apr 3, 2016 18:43
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Mr. Nice! posted:just in case anyone doesn't know that's obviously a scam. So Jim isnt going to buy my car????
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Apr 3, 2016 18:47
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so don't send dick pics to that number?
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Apr 3, 2016 18:48
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Rad Lieutenant posted:
Nope, paypal sides with the buyer in a dispute, so you could wind up getting hosed if brochacho disputes a charge. Also, Paypal LOVES to freeze accounts where you move a poo poo ton of cash, Mr. Nice can attest to that, and they don't have to unfreeze it for a lengthy period of time. orange juche fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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Apr 3, 2016 18:49
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 I know dudeThe typical scam here is actually phishing for my account info. If I gave him an email address I'd get a link from "paypal" asking me to log into my account and then Jimmy would get my acct info. I just love the idea that this Nigerian is frantically trying to translate my texts and come up with a response beanieson fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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Apr 3, 2016 18:54
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speaking of craigslist scammers, they're creative on the rental market. Friend of mine was looking for a house to rent and there was two listings for the same address. One of them was a property rental agency asking for 1100. Another purported to be the owner and was asking only $700. When you email the "owner" they send back application forms and some story about how they're firing the rental agent so just ignore the signs in the yard. They're out of town and hurt/hospitalized so won't be home for a couple of weeks so they can't let you in, but give you permission to look through the windows. I stopped my friend before she sent back any rental forms and read through the emails and I've dealt with enough of these that it was obvious to me what was going on. For confirmation I looked up the owner of the property. The owner was the rental agency that had the ad listed for 1100. I talked to them and they said it's been a pain in the rear end trying to get these types of scammers to quit snagging their listings for that bullshit. I can imagine they've had issues with people trespassing that had the "owner's" permission.
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Apr 3, 2016 19:00
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What the gently caress do have against vets rear end in a top hat do you hate America or something just give him the car gently caress you know he's good for it he SAVED AMERICA.
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Apr 3, 2016 19:00
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Ugh. My dad was selling his Camaro and ran into that scam. I'm glad he mentioned it to me because he almost fell for it.
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Apr 3, 2016 19:03
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did anyone ever find beanieson's body? or is he gone like Jimmy Hoffa
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Apr 3, 2016 19:03
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Mr. Nice! posted:just in case anyone doesn't know that's obviously a scam. Whatever, he's a vet. You can trust him.
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Apr 3, 2016 19:05
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Godholio posted:Whatever, he's a vet. You can trust him. I hope you're right 
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Apr 3, 2016 19:15
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Immediately text back with "0 is the wrong answer, Jim"
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Apr 3, 2016 19:17
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My mom and aunt have fallen for way too many scams even after I told them what to look out for. Aunt fell for the "this is Microsoft give us Remote Desktop access to fix your computer" thing twice, mom fell for some "charity" and lost $100.
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Apr 3, 2016 19:17
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I had a friend send a couple thousand dollars to a "girl" so she could afford to come visit him.
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Apr 3, 2016 19:18
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 This is almost too good to be true! Drinks are on me guys 
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Apr 3, 2016 19:24
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Apr 3, 2016 19:34
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At Petsmart buying a cat tree for the gf's cat thats recently been trying to claw my couch and I end up behind the single biggest "That_Fuckin_Guy(Vet).jpg" possible. Fat guy, arms covered in the Army's seal, intel battalion logos, prayers in lovely cursive, cargo shorts with a lovely glock with earth tone handles in an ill-fitting outside belt holster on his back hip (facing the wrong way, burying the barrel, another, smaller gun (looked like a PX4) strapped to his white socks in generic no slip black shoes, wearing a 7.62 shirt and a camo hat with a velcro subdued American flag patch in the front. He and his wife took 15 minutes at the register argueing with the guy about a coupon for bulk sized dog food. As we took our cart to the GF's 500L, we saw them getting in to a lifted Nissan Titan with a giant Punisher skull colored like the American flag and a "PROUD TO HAVE SERVED" sticker in the back window. Only thing he was missing was the over sized knife
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Apr 3, 2016 19:40
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It's like in nature where poisonous things are brightly colored, he's signaling "I'm a massive human being".
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Apr 3, 2016 19:45
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Apr 3, 2016 19:45
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ask him if hes heard of bitcoin
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Apr 3, 2016 19:48
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Booblord Zagats posted:At Petsmart buying a cat tree for the gf's cat thats recently been trying to claw my couch and I end up behind the single biggest "That_Fuckin_Guy(Vet).jpg" possible. Fat guy, arms covered in the Army's seal, intel battalion logos, prayers in lovely cursive, cargo shorts with a lovely glock with earth tone handles in an ill-fitting outside belt holster on his back hip (facing the wrong way, burying the barrel, another, smaller gun (looked like a PX4) strapped to his white socks in generic no slip black shoes, wearing a 7.62 shirt and a camo hat with a velcro subdued American flag patch in the front. He and his wife took 15 minutes at the register argueing with the guy about a coupon for bulk sized dog food. As we took our cart to the GF's 500L, we saw them getting in to a lifted Nissan Titan with a giant Punisher skull colored like the American flag and a "PROUD TO HAVE SERVED" sticker in the back window. 
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Apr 3, 2016 19:55
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:ask him if hes heard of bitcoin
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:ask him if hes heard of buttcoin
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