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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

did you make this or get it from somewhere?

The twitter didn't embed properly:

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Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Casimir Radon posted:

Ritzheimer got himself a theft charge that most of the others managed to dodge. I wonder what he took.
It was cameras that were setup around the Malheur refuge.

Here is LaVoy at the same thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtlNhYkYOvw

Rebel Blob has issued a correction as of 02:31 on Apr 3, 2016

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

:unsmith:

Fry is only facing 11 years. Federal prison has better resources for mental health though right?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/maxoregonian/status/716060944888037376

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

A Winner is Jew posted:

:unsmith:

Fry is only facing 11 years. Federal prison has better resources for mental health though right?

Do you want the real answer or the feel good answer

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

A Winner is Jew posted:

:unsmith:

Fry is only facing 11 years. Federal prison has better resources for mental health though right?

Typical, not max. If they throw the book at him, he won't get out until he's in his 40s.

Most of these guys are going to die in prison, considering the average age is early-mid 40s.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Rebel Blob posted:

It was cameras that were setup around the Malheur refuge.

Here is LaVoy at the same thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtlNhYkYOvw

If the comments on the video are accurate, then those aren't even security cameras. They're thermal cameras so they can monitor the substation.

God those fuckers are dumb. They really thought they could just start smashing poo poo and breaking things and then somehow freedom would happen.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



https://www.google.com/search?q=%22we+the+prople%22 is this just a very common typo or is it supposed to mean something

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I don't think amicus curae are allowed to sue unless I'm confusing latin isn't that just "friend of the court" to show up and talk during supreme court hearing? You can't sue the government and be friendly about it.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Yeah amicus curae are friends of the court, which is just term for someone given leave by the court to file a brief in support of a party or position.

Also lol @ "the several state of California." "The several states" is a common bit of talismanic formalism these people latch onto in their writing, like it's somehow more meaningful than just "the states."

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

cumshitter posted:

If the comments on the video are accurate, then those aren't even security cameras. They're thermal cameras so they can monitor the substation.

God those fuckers are dumb. They really thought they could just start smashing poo poo and breaking things and then somehow freedom would happen.

If I had seen these people as characters in a comedy, I'd be ranting that they are just such unrealistic stereotypes, but reality consistently proves my assumptions wrong when it comes to the sheer depth of arrogance, stupidity, and delusion that SovCits live in.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Flavahbeast posted:

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22we+the+prople%22 is this just a very common typo or is it supposed to mean something

Programs like Word ignore spelling in words written in all caps and the 'r' is right next to the 'e' so I'm guessing they're just big dumasses who can't proofread.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Flavahbeast posted:

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22we+the+prople%22 is this just a very common typo or is it supposed to mean something

Typo, but in the mind of a sovcit it would be enough to transform the document into...well, whatever they want really.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Yikbug/status/716483888521064448

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Geostomp posted:

If I had seen these people as characters in a comedy, I'd be ranting that they are just such unrealistic stereotypes, but reality consistently proves my assumptions wrong when it comes to the sheer depth of arrogance, stupidity, and delusion that SovCits live in.

We have already seen them as characters in a comedy. They are literally the monty python knights, medieval thinking atavistic narcissists believing themselves to be favored by god, playing at soldiers with grand plans and lofty ideals who pick a fight with the world and the police come and take them away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRxwBb7ev1Y

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I wish I could be a whatever-team-plays-the-harlem-globetrotters lawyer. Getting paid to lose defending dumbshit garbage people

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

I wish I could be a whatever-team-plays-the-harlem-globetrotters lawyer. Getting paid to lose defending dumbshit garbage people

They're the Washington Generals, that's who the Globetrotters played against. But even the Generals won six games out of their whole career.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
well imagine the Generals except with Yankees and Penn State football fans.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Casimir Radon posted:

Ritzheimer got himself a theft charge that most of the others managed to dodge. I wonder what he took.

Several of those guys were driving around in government vehicles they decided to seize for their own purposes. It could easily be that.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Anytime someone mentions the "several states" they're using terminology from the articles of confederation.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Rebel Blob posted:

It was cameras that were setup around the Malheur refuge.

Here is LaVoy at the same thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtlNhYkYOvw

More: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvCAxGmDq9k

Note how every video with LaVoy opens with a loving closeup of his weapons

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Lol, the federal gubment has survalence on their land.

You BELIEVE DAT?

#justcamping

I love that there are people still claiming they didn't do nuffin.

Bombadilillo has issued a correction as of 16:00 on Apr 3, 2016

wedgie deliverer
Oct 2, 2010

Buddy of time from rural NorCal told me about this last night. Are there way more of these nuts than we think?

http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article53355675.html

Secession movements in TYOOL 2016.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

hi liter posted:

Buddy of time from rural NorCal told me about this last night. Are there way more of these nuts than we think?

http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article53355675.html

Secession movements in TYOOL 2016.

More then 200 people at there event...

Basic, you didn't let us strip mine and deforrest the whole state, your ruining our freedom to live!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Bombadilillo posted:

Lol, the federal gubment has survalence on their land.

You BELIEVE DAT?

#justcamping

I love that there are people still claiming they didn't do nuffin.

Going forward, any SovCit person should be represented in the media by a video of them acting smug and speaking nonsense, followed immediately by them begging for leniency in court.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Bombadilillo posted:

More then 200 people at there event...

Basic, you didn't let us strip mine and deforrest the whole state, your ruining our freedom to live!

Their communities are dying and it sucks to live through that. They are wrong about the causes and what can be done about it but the alternative is to accept that their way of life is in the past. The problem is going to resolve itself through regional depopulation over the next 30-40 years - they are already too few to matter in elections and too poor to buy influence. I empathize though. It sucks to watch the place that was your whole world disintegrate while nobody cares about it.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




That meeting Shauna Cox went to was pretty dumb. At the end they have a question and answer period, and she talks about her dead son in law. The best part is the final question though, where somebody asks how to stop youtube and facebook from suggesting "sexual content" and some guy has to explain the algorithms that suggest content based on what other content you watch -- but says it also suggest content based on what is popular, so if you keep seeing porn recommendations it is probably because porn is popular. :laugh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOJfPVn3_xA&t=3038s

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

This is a v good use of the power of excel.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Going forward, any SovCit person should be represented in the media by a video of them acting smug and speaking nonsense, followed immediately by them begging for leniency in court.

also there needs to be a comedy sound effect and laugh track right after the jump cut, like gilligan's island

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

"No officer, you see I am a ship and do not recognize your authority!" -> *boiiiing* guy is in a prison jumpsuit in handcuffs behind bars, laugh track plays and never stops

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Going forward, any SovCit person should be represented in the media by a video of them acting smug and speaking nonsense, followed immediately by them begging for leniency in court.

Toss a tasing or two and I'll watch.


Anosmoman posted:

Their communities are dying and it sucks to live through that. They are wrong about the causes and what can be done about it but the alternative is to accept that their way of life is in the past. The problem is going to resolve itself through regional depopulation over the next 30-40 years - they are already too few to matter in elections and too poor to buy influence. I empathize though. It sucks to watch the place that was your whole world disintegrate while nobody cares about it.

I get that these people are watching themselves disappear into obsolescence and can understand that, but I can't see how they dive into mindless rage and willing become the puppets of bigots and con men rather than calm down enough to think their real problems through.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

A Winner is Jew posted:

:unsmith:

Fry is only facing 11 years. Federal prison has better resources for mental health though right?

he is probaly hosed depending on how hard the feds come at him. he might get some mental treatment but who knows. by the time he gets out no one will care about this incident, except for a few nutters.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
The Finicum family just put out this video because apparently it is flattering to LaVoy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ortkqJ9GAPM

He's saying he's ready to die and asking others to die. It boggles my mind that his family thinks this is a good and awesome message to put forth.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Young Freud posted:

They're the Washington Generals, that's who the Globetrotters played against. But even the Generals won six games out of their whole career.

They would also play against the New Jersey Reds, the Baltimore Rockets, the Atlantic City Seagulls (but they were just the Generals in different unis).

They also played real teams every now and then, but that's rarer after some of those teams actually loving tried for some reason and won:

http://www.utepathletics.com/sports/m-baskbl/spec-rel/111503aaa.html

quote:

he UTEP men's basketball team ended the Harlem Globetrotters' 288-game winning streak with an 89-88 victory on Saturday at the Don Haskins Center.
The Globetrotters finished 7-1 on their eight-game 2003 college tour. Earlier in the tour they defeated Michigan State (97-83), Massachusetts (77-68) and defending national champion Syracuse (83-70).

Like what the gently caress, you guys know this is a work right. It's like someone fighting John Cena and actually pinning him.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

cumshitter posted:

The Finicum family just put out this video because apparently it is flattering to LaVoy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ortkqJ9GAPM

He's saying he's ready to die and asking others to die. It boggles my mind that his family thinks this is a good and awesome message to put forth.

re upload but splice in footage of lavoy getting wasted in a roadside snowbank

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

Geostomp posted:

I get that these people are watching themselves disappear into obsolescence and can understand that, but I can't see how they dive into mindless rage and willing become the puppets of bigots and con men rather than calm down enough to think their real problems through.

Because, and this is a big one, people are idiots always looking to blame someone for their misfortunes.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

Because, and this is a big one, people are idiots always looking to blame someone for their misfortunes.

It ain't easy being working class but these are the temporarily embarrassed millionaires of the America constantly voting against their own drat interests. It's never the fault of American companies. Blame Japan for Detroit's auto exodus. Blame Mexico for this. Blame China for that

And when Scott walker takes away your Union blame liberals. These people have leashed by their own party to be sicced on others like a pitbull so the sooner they are defanged the better

Alan Smithee has issued a correction as of 20:15 on Apr 3, 2016

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Pumroy posted:

re upload but splice in footage of lavoy getting wasted in a roadside snowbank

ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6sSMvIq9Mg

I like how Finicum says George Washington. He has no problem with the George, but the Washington part is a bit too much for him to chew. He has to pronounce it wah-shing-ton like some kind of pod person parody on a tv show, the same way Ferengi say hyoo-mon. But somehow he has no problem with Hessians????

cumshitter has issued a correction as of 22:01 on Apr 3, 2016

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

pathetic little tramp posted:

They would also play against the New Jersey Reds, the Baltimore Rockets, the Atlantic City Seagulls (but they were just the Generals in different unis).

They also played real teams every now and then, but that's rarer after some of those teams actually loving tried for some reason and won:

http://www.utepathletics.com/sports/m-baskbl/spec-rel/111503aaa.html


Like what the gently caress, you guys know this is a work right. It's like someone fighting John Cena and actually pinning him.

I don't know, man. The Globetrotters shot 35% in the second half. At that stage if you're sucking that much I think it might be more fun to watch the college kids win. Sometimes you're not trying that hard to win but the other guy just can't get his poo poo together.

Like, my take is if you beat the Trotters at their own game then all's fair in shootouts and streetball. But if you're posting up, playing zones, and fouling to slow down the clock then you're just an rear end in a top hat and you should be run out on the rails by all the little children your bored because you really thought beating the clowns mattered.

Which, to try and bring this back, is how I end up feeling like the authorities were trying to deal with these SovCit morons. They tried to lay back and let them walk away with but the clowns just couldn't stop stealing cameras and making GBS threads in holes.

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

Anytime someone mentions the "several states" they're using terminology from the articles of confederation.

Why the articles of confederation? There are multiple references to the several states in the constitution, including the commerce and priviliges and immunities clauses (also the one where it says the president is the commander of the militias, but im sure that part doesn't count.)

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