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ruddiger posted:Holy poo poo Sammo Hung knocked BvS out of first place in China. TBF, the movie that beat BvS at the Chinese box office looks 1000x more fun to watch than the uber dour BvS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWzLI4pZH5o It's not like people in China can't tell a good movie from a bad one. G-III fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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bring back old gbs posted:lol i do not understand the tubonerd's obsession with jimmy olsen can someone explain?? hes supermans friend? who gives a gently caress when superman and wonder woman are also his friend by the end of the thing? like this pissant photographer was ever supposed matter...how? If you're going to troll post in a GBS movie thread you're going to need to say something way dumber than this. This is Something Awful. Home of CineD, the dumbest and gayest forum on the internet.
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G-III posted:TBF, the movie that beat BvS at the Chinese box office looks 1000x more fun to watch than the uber dour BvS. The Chinese title is "Spy Grandpa", why did they call it "The Bodyguard" in English. So lame.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:42 |
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I appreciate this thread, I tried to read about this disaster at CineD and wanted to kill myself immediately.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:45 |
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everyone one should read the threads on CineD it's a fabulous meltdown edit: lol somebody mad Tiberius Christ fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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they just give me a migraine cuz you should have at least some semblance of taste in the medium you post about.
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brawleh posted:The future 'flash' scene within the dream was a favourite of mine and it ties into The Last Temptation Of Christ.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I still think its adorable that y'all think Zack Snyder is a capable of a cohesive narrative vision beyond tangled set-pieces and frowns. How can a movie possibly cost $800 million dollars? Could literally launch a rocket to Jupiter on that budget with a monkey in it.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:13 |
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I dare anyone to find a worse movie discussion forum than CD. I tried to read like 2 pages of that thread and almost had a brain aneurysm.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:19 |
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Sylink posted:How can a movie possibly cost $800 million dollars? Could literally launch a rocket to Jupiter on that budget with a monkey in it. Where did you get the $800 million number? Most recent reports place it at around $400 million for the total budget.
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Probably the post I quoted idk man
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etalian posted:Where did you get the $800 million number? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/03/24/batman-v-superman-inside-the-making-of-a-super-pricey-blockbuster-bomb/ Generally a movie has to make back twice its total budget to be in the black.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:30 |
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it's not that the movie costs 800 million it's that the studio doesn't get all the money from a movie (and they actually get less each successive week).
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:If you're going to troll post in a GBS movie thread you're going to need to say something way dumber than this. This is Something Awful. Home of CineD, the dumbest and gayest forum on the internet. drat right u know im talkin about u lmao answer the question shithead, why do you care so much abou this character? i dont know what he does in the comics
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bring back old gbs posted:drat right u know im talkin about u lmao answer the question that was uncalled for ur a good guy probly. i just dont get why people get so up in arms about one companys thing vs another when theyre both doing their own thing.,.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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whatever7 posted:Can you do one for Sucker Punch? I haven't seen Sucker Punch when I heard it was all dream sequences I was like "nah"
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Laderhan posted:I dare anyone to find a worse movie discussion forum than CD. the thread for kingsman was pretty bad
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Has there ever been a Superman series where he ties a bad guy down and pees on him to death? Like POWWWW urine stream right through the head. Asking for a friend.
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QuoProQuid posted:the thread for kingsman was pretty bad How many 80,000 word posts were made about anal sex that referenced Zizek, Fritz Lang, or Martin Heidegger? [The fact that the posts clearly reflect that they weren't watching the same movie as the one they're talking about is a given]
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gentlemen its not a new discovery that cd is extremely bad and usually purposefully contrary
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 00:38 |
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It's a new semester. They're all obsessed with Hegel now.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/03/24/batman-v-superman-inside-the-making-of-a-super-pricey-blockbuster-bomb/ I hate reading comments because I see poo poo like this... I want to lecture him about how A) Mecha-Hawking whaling on a a Mother Theresa going Super-Saiyan with the power of Christ sounds amazing a B) There's only one good person in that pairing.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:How many 80,000 word posts were made about anal sex that referenced Zizek, Fritz Lang, or Martin Heidegger? ok, you win it wasnt that bad.
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G-III posted:TBF, the movie that beat BvS at the Chinese box office looks 1000x more fun to watch than the uber dour BvS. has sammo turned into chinese steven segal?
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Code Jockey posted:how in god's name do we go this long discussing kevin smith without this Lol
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:gentlemen its not a new discovery that cd is extremely bad and usually purposefully contrary CineD absolutely loathes the idea of "female ghostbusters" and hated the trailer. If the movie ends up sucking we may see CineD posts so lovely, trying to balance hatred and contrarianism, that it will surpass the awfulness of the TVIV Walking Dead season 2 and the CineD SW Prequels threads.
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happyhippy posted:Has there ever been a Superman series where he ties a bad guy down and pees on him to death?
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 01:23 |
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The fact that this movie sucks so bad has inspired me to go watch Justice League: Gods and Monsters again. So uh, thanks Zack Snyder!
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:CineD absolutely loathes the idea of "female ghostbusters" and hated the trailer. Tbf the new Ghostbusters movie looks loving horrendous.
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Glaucus atlanticus posted:The fact that this movie sucks so bad has inspired me to go watch Justice League: Gods and Monsters again. So uh, thanks Zack Snyder! yeah, i liked that movie.
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Immortan posted:Tbf the new Ghostbusters movie looks loving horrendous. On the other hand, the theatrical trailer I saw that was attached to BvS was not anywhere near as horrible as the first trailer from a few weeks earlier. At this pint, I can't see myself finding GB2016 more disappointing than BvS.
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Immortan posted:Tbf the new Ghostbusters movie looks loving horrendous. it looks so awful, i think ray is gonna be the villain though. ill hbo it
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 02:39 |
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the top 2 line items on the main star of the new ghostbusters are: -is fat -falls down that movie is gonna be so trash
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 02:42 |
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I think the new Ghostbusters would have been ok if they had made it a sequel instead of a remake
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Halloween Jack posted:You thought of Borat instead of Welcome Back Kotter? I'm getting old. cd is clearly too smart 4 me
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yeah CD is basically what I would have written about like v for vendetta when i was 19
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Tiberius Christ posted:everyone one should read the threads on CineD it's a fabulous meltdown holy poo poo ahahaha
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:cd is clearly too smart 4 me Isn't that obvious? I caught that when I read TDKR as a teenager.
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Nirvikalpa posted:Isn't that obvious? I caught that when I read TDKR as a teenager. that was kind of my point i guess. the points that cd always arrive at are so sophomoric that they kind of dont even need to be said by the population that didnt eat paint chips as children
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I feel like cined wasnt always like this, at least not to this extent. Now it's full of people like supermechagodzilla and its painful to read
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