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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

ded posted:

stretch marks just mean shes down with bareback

Empty quotin' dis.

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I suggested Bitcoin or payment in sexual favors but I don't think he's going to respond :(

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://i.imgur.com/XRsnujt.gifv

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Hail Satan
Blood for the Oil god

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I hope you're right :ohdear:



Why did you use my email address? <:mad:>

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Today I went to an old Louisiana Purchase fort (St. Jean Baptiste) and got to play with a flintlock musket. The state-paid historical reenactors are officially known as "Interpretive Rangers." They do not allow visitors to fire anything :(

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Busket Posket posted:

Today I went to an old Louisiana Purchase fort (St. Jean Baptiste) and got to play with a flintlock musket. The state-paid historical reenactors are officially known as "Interpretive Rangers." They do not allow visitors to fire anything :(
http://www.cabelas.com/catalog/browse/traditional-rifles-shotguns/_/N-1115738/Ns-CATEGORY_SEQ_104641380

Blackpowder guns aren't firearms, so you can have one shipped directly to your house. :getin:

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug
So this kid I went to high school with posted on facebook that he self published something on amazon today in the form of a book. I checked it out and apparently it's some sort of wrestling fanfic that I thought you all might enjoy.

Use the look inside option.

http://www.amazon.com/OCW-Vol-1-Pt-2-ebook/dp/B01AZOXB2E/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_6?ie=UTF8&refRID=1WMZTFER1V46KXK1A69Q#customerReviews

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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I am the fanfiction about a podcast, and I am also the Big Black Man.

It's free to buy and I'd still rather not.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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A little pick-me-up before work tomorrow.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ckwiesr posted:

So this kid I went to high school with posted on facebook that he self published something on amazon today in the form of a book. I checked it out and apparently it's some sort of wrestling fanfic that I thought you all might enjoy.

Use the look inside option.

http://www.amazon.com/OCW-Vol-1-Pt-2-ebook/dp/B01AZOXB2E/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_6?ie=UTF8&refRID=1WMZTFER1V46KXK1A69Q#customerReviews

I got 2 paragraphs in, which was more about hating myself than regular ol fashioned enlisted illiteracy

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Ckwiesr posted:

So this kid I went to high school with posted on facebook that he self published something on amazon today in the form of a book. I checked it out and apparently it's some sort of wrestling fanfic that I thought you all might enjoy.

Use the look inside option.

http://www.amazon.com/OCW-Vol-1-Pt-2-ebook/dp/B01AZOXB2E/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_6?ie=UTF8&refRID=1WMZTFER1V46KXK1A69Q#customerReviews

Lol, I made it half a page in, too retarded for me.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Ckwiesr posted:

So this kid I went to high school with posted on facebook that he self published something on amazon today in the form of a book. I checked it out and apparently it's some sort of wrestling fanfic that I thought you all might enjoy.

Use the look inside option.

http://www.amazon.com/OCW-Vol-1-Pt-2-ebook/dp/B01AZOXB2E/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_6?ie=UTF8&refRID=1WMZTFER1V46KXK1A69Q#customerReviews

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9WLunJ8y64

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Ariel traded the fish tail for a bunch of junk in the trunk~

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

ElMaligno posted:


Hail Satan
Blood for the Oil god

i'm gonna civil asset forfeiture your bike and keep it for myself

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

realtalk im prolly gonna namechange back to kombatmedik or w/e soon

could someone make my av more next level

im talking like goku levels of hose drinking

Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Apr 4, 2016

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Is the new season of Archer any good? The last few have been pretty bad imho.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Fister Roboto posted:

Is the new season of Archer any good? The last few have been pretty bad imho.

Your opinion is bad imho.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

New Archer is running already? dang I gotta get on that.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
There's only been one episode so far and I liked it well enough.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
People vs OJ has been loving incredible, though.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mr. Nice! posted:

People vs OJ has been loving incredible, though.

indeed

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Branis posted:

i'm gonna civil asset forfeiture your bike and keep it for myself

please dont i like the red/black it makes me a lowkey fascist supporter :( :( :(
or an lowkey anti-fa guy :shh:

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

realtalk im prolly gonna namechange back to kombatmedik or w/e soon

could someone make my av more next level

im talking like goku levels of hose drinking

imma be mad as gently caress if you ever change hose drinkin avatar because its one of my favs

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

ElMaligno posted:

please dont i like the red/black it makes me a lowkey fascist supporter :( :( :(
or an lowkey anti-fa guy :shh:


imma be mad as gently caress if you ever change hose drinkin avatar because its one of my favs

I didn't have a avatar for the first 14 years I posted here HOLY gently caress ITS 2016

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Smiling Jack posted:

I didn't have a avatar for the first 14 years I posted here HOLY gently caress ITS 2016

It's really annoying when that happens. The other day I realized that Starship Troopers hit theaters 19 years ago. :stare:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Godholio posted:

It's really annoying when that happens. The other day I realized that Starship Troopers hit theaters 19 years ago. :stare:

some of the first movie titties i ever peeped

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
It should been Denise Richards titties.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

she's got dinner plate areolas

http://i.imgur.com/FZUcDCM.jpg :nws:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Mike-o posted:

It should been Denise Richards titties.

Got those in that kevin bacon movie though, iirc

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
http://images.buddytv.com/btv_2_1440340_1_434_593_0_/neve-campbell-and-de.jpg :nws:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

I don't care she gave me one of my first boners :fap:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
that is the worst picture of denise richards

unrelated: its funny to me that you can type '*actress name* nude' and find hundreds of photoshops of their head onto a nude models body. thats hundreds of thousands of man-hours carefully cropping and scaling and whatever other stuff you have to do to make it look half convincing.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Back in my day, half convincing was loving gold. A couple of clone stamps around the neck to "blend" the clearly two different skin tones and that's good enough for poor dialup kids.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Every tiddy chat always devolves into "We had to look at the scrambled TV signal like a Magic Eye picture and that was plenty! You kids and your sex tapes and celebrity phone hacks!" :corsair:


❤️ u godholio

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I found my porn in the woods, left there by the mysterious porn fairy.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

some of the first movie titties i ever peeped
Linda Hamilton in Terminator. :bahgawd:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I was 12 years old when I got my own TV in my bedroom. we had showtime and you didn't need a box to unscramble it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
My dad had a VHS copy of Porky's that I would sneak and watch for the shower scene. But yeah, woods porn was a thing

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Mike-o posted:

It should been Denise Richards titties.

That's what Wild Things, and then Playboy was for. First nudie mag I ever bought had her boops in it.

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