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Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Mr Hootington posted:

He was a democrat. Same reason people love DWS. Wait she doesn't like marijuana legalization so she is a bad guy right now.

No one loves that bizarre creature.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Pyroxene Stigma posted:

No one loves that bizarre creature.

I assume people do since I'm constantly told democrats need to stay the course.

Mr Hootington fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 3, 2016

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Pyroxene Stigma posted:

No one loves that bizarre creature.

Other than all the people who've elected her like what, 5 times now?

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Haha, this segment's great:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/kasich-avoids-saying-whether-he-would-punish-doctors-who-perform-abortions/

Trump's comments about abortion has put Kasich in a very uncomfortable position. Dude says he wants to reverse Roe v. Wade, but straight up refuses to say whether he wants to punish women or doctors even. Just some vague poo poo about "states rights" (because, you know, while murdering a baby is a terrible, vile thing, if it's done on a sub-federal level, well that's totally cool).

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

"Nice guy Kasich" is just another right wing scumbag. Who knew.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
A lot of people on here pointed it out when his moderate performance made some goons ask what he was doing there

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

fishmech posted:

Other than all the people who've elected her like what, 5 times now?

A district filled with decrepit Floridians

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Full Battle Rattle posted:

A lot of people on here pointed it out when his moderate performance made some goons ask what he was doing there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqVrpFXXdB0

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

More ideas for punishments from Matt Walsh commenters

:fap:

Yes this is the schadenfreude that keeps me coming back to the freep thread.

1. Republican slips up and is too honest about the logical endpoints of their horrible policies
2. Somewhat pragmatic Republicans jump up to say "no TRUE conservative would believe that", "the liberal media twisted his words", "he must be a secret liberal plant", etc
3. Rank-and-file Republican voters pile on to praise #1 for "telling it like it is" and "saying what we're all thinking" and excoriate #2 as a RINO liberal babykiller Muslimlover or whatever.



You heard it here first folks, no babykilling ever goes on in the animal kingdom, God would never allow it

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I like how Matt Sell's icon of Ron Swanson is so small and blurry that it looks like Hitler.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

So women are too dumb to actually understand what abortions entail. Does Pamela feel the same way about women who would perform their own abortions?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Presumably once we dismantle the abortion industry and turn public schools into fundy religious indoctrination class then there will no longer be any excuse for a woman to believe a blastocyst is a soulless clump of cells and not a mini-baby-angel-person so women will just stop seeking abortions.

The few that do really will be cold-hearted murderers like Andrea Yates so of course we'll have to imprison them.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

VitalSigns posted:

:fap:

Yes this is the schadenfreude that keeps me coming back to the freep thread.

1. Republican slips up and is too honest about the logical endpoints of their horrible policies
2. Somewhat pragmatic Republicans jump up to say "no TRUE conservative would believe that", "the liberal media twisted his words", "he must be a secret liberal plant", etc
3. Rank-and-file Republican voters pile on to praise #1 for "telling it like it is" and "saying what we're all thinking" and excoriate #2 as a RINO liberal babykiller Muslimlover or whatever.



You heard it here first folks, no babykilling ever goes on in the animal kingdom, God would never allow it

Natural Law! Born in the hearts of MEN! :biotruths:

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Teenagers are more likely to carry to term, actually. It's women who already had children that usually abort; they know a lot more about what birth and raising a child entails.

http://www.abort73.com/abortion_facts/us_abortion_statistics/

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

VitalSigns posted:



You heard it here first folks, no babykilling ever goes on in the animal kingdom, God would never allow it

Oh good, I was wondering when male lions would accept God into their hearts.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Mr Interweb posted:

So women are too dumb to actually understand what abortions entail.

It's a pretty common way to explain why abortion is murder but women who are accessories to that murder should not be charged with a crime. It's really condescending but I guess they think it'll keep them from losing female supporters. I sort of wish they'd admit that they really just want to punish women for enjoying sex; it probably wouldn't make much of a change.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007




:ironicat:
:ironicat:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I gotta get these down before I forget them. I was scribbling them on my hand while driving I was so out of my loving mind.

"Democrats are NEVER asked hypothetical questions!" - Rush Limbuagh

"Trump... he's not an Ideologue" - Rush Limbaugh

I almost drove off the road. On purpose even.

I've had a lovely enough day. I am under employed, in the midst of a divorce and half way out of my loving my mind with depression and alcoholism, and this pissed me off so much to hear. These are blatant lies and untruths that 95% of the people listening to them will embrace as absolute gospel so, naturally, it didn't help me listening to this poo poo.

I could easily list 50 hypothetical questions that Democrats were asked just during this election cycle, and could just as easily list 10 ways that Donald Trump is a total Ideologue, but I feel a crushing sadness knowing that the joke is on me and that half the country doesn't even demand citations or sources for things that "their guy" just barfs out of his mouth.

It feels like right wingers just recently discovered the word ", ergo: so They Must Be Taken Seriously.

Just wait until they disover the word "ergo".

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


I don't think Trump is an ideologue either, unless "full of poo poo" is an ideology.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Republicans posted:

I don't think Trump is an ideologue either, unless "full of poo poo" is an ideology.

He made it one.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

BiggerBoat posted:


"Democrats are NEVER asked hypothetical questions!" - Rush Limbuagh


Who needs to answer hypothetical questions when you're out there right now answering the real world ones?

:smug:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

BiggerBoat posted:

"Democrats are NEVER asked hypothetical questions!" - Rush Limbuagh

One could make the argument that questions Hillary Clinton gets asked about what she'll do when she is President aren't really hypothetical.

:smuggo:

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Crosspost from USPOL

Glenn beck's radio show episode today was titled "The internet = America of the founders???" and the whole opening monologue is a confused metaphor about
  • How America is like an airport
  • Political parties are like airplanes,
  • Political candidates are like pilots,
  • What pundits produce are travel brochures
  • The liberal brochure is from the 60s and is selling a long-dead tourist trap (presumably scandinavian socialism killed by multiculturalism)
  • The conservative brocure is "Not a destination, nobody wants to go to the bill of rights" and
  • nobody knows where they are flying to
. Even his crony co-hosts mocked him on air. Followed by 20 minutes on how american society should be exactly like the internet (terrible formless anarchy and hate - editors note)

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

So Vox.com posted an article explaining who Milo Yiannopoulos is and why he matters. http://www.vox.com/2016/4/4/11355876/milo-yiannopoulos

I actually don't read his stuff, just aware of his greatest hits. I'm reading some of this stuff in this article...like

Milo Yiannopoulos posted:

"Sex-negative social justice warriors always banging on about 'affirmative consent' are secretly the first to strap on a gimp mask and demand to get hosed eleven ways," Yiannopoulos wrote to me in an email. "Which, don't get me wrong, sounds great!"

And all I can think is "What the gently caress are you talking about?" Seriously, is he trying to say feminists who hate sex are secretly perverts? When the hell were "SJWs" Sex negative? Doesn't BDSM stuff rely heavily on consent and communication to work? Maybe i'm giving this guy to much thought already.

Speaking of which, how does Bribeart.com make it's money? Just page views and ads? Depending on the answer I might have a really groovy idea.

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



BigRed0427 posted:

And all I can think is "What the gently caress are you talking about?" Seriously, is he trying to say feminists who hate sex are secretly perverts? When the hell were "SJWs" Sex negative? Doesn't BDSM stuff rely heavily on consent and communication to work? Maybe i'm giving this guy to much thought already.

If you don't think rape is a thing that actually exists then I guess someone calling out your rapey behavior qualifies as sex-negative. I mean, if you squint and tilt your head at the right angle.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

BigRed0427 posted:

And all I can think is "What the gently caress are you talking about?" Seriously, is he trying to say feminists who hate sex are secretly perverts? When the hell were "SJWs" Sex negative? Doesn't BDSM stuff rely heavily on consent and communication to work? Maybe i'm giving this guy to much thought already.

he's just trying to cast a wide rhetorical net, making fun of feminists for hating the right kind of sex while also liking the wrong kind of sex, because they are bad people who have bad sex, unlike you and i, who are good sex havers

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

BigRed0427 posted:

So Vox.com posted an article explaining who Milo Yiannopoulos is and why he matters. http://www.vox.com/2016/4/4/11355876/milo-yiannopoulos

I actually don't read his stuff, just aware of his greatest hits. I'm reading some of this stuff in this article...like


And all I can think is "What the gently caress are you talking about?" Seriously, is he trying to say feminists who hate sex are secretly perverts? When the hell were "SJWs" Sex negative? Doesn't BDSM stuff rely heavily on consent and communication to work? Maybe i'm giving this guy to much thought already.

Milo is a cipher for all the loveless computer janitors who think the reason they squeaked out of school with a 2.3 GPA is because no one ever bothered to engage them, rather than their own mediocrity and lack of drive.

He's just there to reinforce their worldview, the same way that Rush Limbaugh is, except for the Elliott Rodger's of the world. The reason you don't have a qt gf is because women are controlled by sex negative feminist sjws, the reason the girl you've been crushing on dated someone else is because women are stupid whores who fall for Chad's to get hosed, everyone who doesn't understand this is ignorant of their girlfriend getting hosed by a big dicked black dude.

It's just a reassuring voice telling them it's not their fault that they're working in a call center for hostgator for 11 an hour, and not as an engineer at google pulling down high six figures.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The one guy I know named Chad is really fit and handsome and pleasant to be around and I think he deserves all the female attention he can garner and more. Good on you, Chad!

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
The party of respecting property rights can't figure out how to respect property rights:
YouTube bans histrionic Donald Trump ad for stealing Martin Sheen’s voice from video game

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Rick_Hunter posted:

The party of respecting property rights can't figure out how to respect property rights:
YouTube bans histrionic Donald Trump ad for stealing Martin Sheen’s voice from video game

From the comments,

quote:

...if you're not familiar with the Mass Effect game series, Martin Sheen's character is an arrogant, bigoted, xenophobic billionaire who nearly causes the extinction of the human race when he gains power and puts his horribly flawed plans in motion.

Not having played the ME series, can someone c/d, because if so this is loving awesome.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

BigRed0427 posted:

So Vox.com posted an article explaining who Milo Yiannopoulos is and why he matters. http://www.vox.com/2016/4/4/11355876/milo-yiannopoulos

I actually don't read his stuff, just aware of his greatest hits. I'm reading some of this stuff in this article...like


And all I can think is "What the gently caress are you talking about?" Seriously, is he trying to say feminists who hate sex are secretly perverts? When the hell were "SJWs" Sex negative? Doesn't BDSM stuff rely heavily on consent and communication to work? Maybe i'm giving this guy to much thought already.

Speaking of which, how does Bribeart.com make it's money? Just page views and ads? Depending on the answer I might have a really groovy idea.

The problem is that you're trying to glean some sort of coherent view from Milo, a man who alternates between talking about how homosexuality is evil and immoral and how much he craves dick.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

McGlockenshire posted:

From the comments,


Not having played the ME series, can someone c/d, because if so this is loving awesome.

Sheen plays a character called "The Illusive Man" that heads a human centric organiziation called Cerberus that is basically trying to make humanity the preeminent species in the galaxy. gently caress the lizard men, gently caress the blue space babes, gently caress the militaristic bird men - Humanity now, humanity forever!

The only reason the PC/Shepard is helping them is because a) Human colonies are being abducted and b) The bigbad of the series is much more evil than working with the Space KKK.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Rick_Hunter posted:

Sheen plays a character called "The Illusive Man" that heads a human centric organiziation called Cerberus that is basically trying to make humanity the preeminent species in the galaxy. gently caress the lizard men, gently caress the blue space babes, gently caress the militaristic bird men - Humanity now, humanity forever!

The only reason the PC/Shepard is helping them is because a) Human colonies are being abducted and b) The bigbad of the series is much more evil than working with the Space KKK.

Turians are not bug people? mind blown.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Rick_Hunter posted:

Sheen plays a character called "The Illusive Man" that heads a human centric organiziation called Cerberus that is basically trying to make humanity the preeminent species in the galaxy. gently caress the lizard men, gently caress the blue space babes, gently caress the militaristic bird men - Humanity now, humanity forever!

The only reason the PC/Shepard is helping them is because a) Human colonies are being abducted and b) The bigbad of the series is much more evil than working with the Space KKK.

And he's mind-controlled by an ancient AI that's decided the only way to save life in the galaxy is to destroy and enslave it. It fits, really.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


McGlockenshire posted:

From the comments,


Not having played the ME series, can someone c/d, because if so this is loving awesome.

That's a correct assessment of the Illusive Man.

There's a lot more to it but he is the man who wants to make the tough choices and almost screws over everyone in the process.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
This feels like a deep cover troll. Why would they use such a specific voice clip.

Also I hope the deep cover troll uses Bioshock Inf's mural* next.






*you already know the explaination.

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Apr 5, 2016

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

PhazonLink posted:

This feels like a deep cover troll. Why would they use such a specific voice clip.

Also I hope the deep cover troll uses Bioshock Inf's mural* next.






*you already know the explaination.

Already been done.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
Even Martin Sheen's quite excellent voice acting wasn't enough to really salvage TIM. He's a dumpster fire of a character, only made worse by the fact that some one on the writing staff clearly thought he was the coolest part of the series.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Mr Hootington posted:

Turians are not bug people? mind blown.

The turian mechanic Lilihierax on Noveria uses the idiom, "if you can polish enough gizzard". This suggests that the turians have a digestive system similar to birds and reptiles on Earth, some of whom swallow stones to help break down harder foods in the stomach.
:goonsay:

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

McGlockenshire posted:

From the comments,


Not having played the ME series, can someone c/d, because if so this is loving awesome.

he is right, the illusive man is a giant dick, but he is a well acted dick.


BigRed0427 posted:

So Vox.com posted an article explaining who Milo Yiannopoulos is and why he matters. http://www.vox.com/2016/4/4/11355876/milo-yiannopoulos

I actually don't read his stuff, just aware of his greatest hits. I'm reading some of this stuff in this article...like


And all I can think is "What the gently caress are you talking about?" Seriously, is he trying to say feminists who hate sex are secretly perverts? When the hell were "SJWs" Sex negative? Doesn't BDSM stuff rely heavily on consent and communication to work? Maybe i'm giving this guy to much thought already.

Speaking of which, how does Bribeart.com make it's money? Just page views and ads? Depending on the answer I might have a really groovy idea.

sex negative feminism is a thing, but its not that widespread. most "sjws" are sex positive. they just dont gently caress creeps.

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