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Smiling Jack posted:I found my porn in the woods, left there by the mysterious porn fairy. Same. It was brand new, like someone had not a minute ago before I arrived to piss, dropped a pile of mags on the ground in the middle of the forest. I sometimes actually believe there was a porn fairy or some poo poo because there was no one else out there except my dad and I fishing on the river. I ran and grabbed my backpack when I saw it.
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Smiling Jack posted:I found my porn in the woods, left there by the mysterious porn fairy. First random porn I found was in this old lovely baseball field dugout on main post Fort Benning as a 5th grader, literally like hundreds of them left there for who knows how long. Pretty sure the new Abrams hall is located where that old baseball field used to be. Don't think I ever saw that field being used during the 2 years I lived there as a kid. There's also a ton of ancient tree houses in the woods in an around main post that had porn that was undoubtedly stashed there by some officers kids.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:she's got dinner plate areolas id eat off those plates still
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also reminds me of the old clothing sales on main post having a porn rack
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Apr 5, 2016 02:50
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The universal experience of woods porn intrigues me.
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Mustang posted:First random porn I found was in this old lovely baseball field dugout on main post Fort Benning as a 5th grader, literally like hundreds of them left there for who knows how long. Pretty sure the new Abrams hall is located where that old baseball field used to be. Don't think I ever saw that field being used during the 2 years I lived there as a kid. When dad was stationed at Campbell in 92ish I remember the forest behind our suburb in Clarksville, the neighbor kids and I had an old cooler we kept buried by our Fort full of porn we would find going through older siblings rooms and in the recycling people put out , beers we had stolen from home and some cigarillos that got left behind by one kids brother when he left for college. We were to afraid to smoke the cigarillos because our mom's might smell them on us and we didn't like the taste of beer
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Apr 5, 2016 02:56
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I got rid of a bunch of playboys about 15 years ago, and I put them in a back pack and hucked them out in an old party spot in the foothills, hopefully I was some teenage kids porn fairy. 
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My roommate's stepdad died the other day, and today he called the Medical Examiner to find out how to get a pauper's cremation. Roommate is big on osteology and thanatology (bone stuff and death stuff) and wanted to be a forensic anthropologist after finding so many mass graves in Iraq as an 11C. She (the M.E.) told him much more than was legal about the body; they stayed on the phone for another half hour talking shop; and I joked that he should have gotten her number. She apparently kept his number, because she called him at 7pm and they've been on the phone for the last two hours discussing his stepdad's body and body farms and what she's seen at work. ROMANCE ISN'T DEAD.
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Apr 5, 2016 03:22
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That's kind of cute actually 
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Busket Posket posted:ROMANCE ISN'T DEAD. Unlike their mutual interest
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Apr 5, 2016 03:31
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Guess it's time to plan a trip back to Milwaukee and find a baker who can simulate lividity with fondant for their wedding cake.
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Apr 5, 2016 03:40
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Chasey Lain and Crissy Moran.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U
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It was dumpster porn for us. I dunno if that makes us urban or just gross. I always figured some sexual deviant left that VHS tape there. Like a salt lick but for latchkey kids. His bloodshot eyeballs gobbling up all the little details from between parted venetian blinds, imagination running wild with visions of blossoming sexuality. Only 90s kids would understand.
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Apr 5, 2016 04:10
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I never had forest or dumpster porn. I had inheritance porn and the internet was a thing a bit after that...
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I had a friend come over once with like a dozen floppy disks full of nude pictures he got from this thing called "the internet"
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some  https://zippy.gfycat.com/PoshAbsoluteBantamrooster.webm https://gfycat.com/ImmediateDeepCamel https://gfycat.com/BiodegradableThoseEskimodog http://gfycat.com/KindFilthyKakarikis http://gfycat.com/UnacceptableInconsequentialCottonmouth
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Booblord Zagats posted:My dad had a VHS copy of Porky's that I would sneak and watch for the shower scene. But yeah, woods porn was a thing Never heard of woods porn, but when my sister and I went foraging through my parents' poo poo as kids to find cool forbidden stuff, we found a VHS of Stalingrad, watched it and then decided to never go through our parents' poo poo again.
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Victor Vermis posted:It was dumpster porn for us. I dunno if that makes us urban or just gross. I spent my teenage years in the burbs, and lived pretty close to a recycling center. I spent plenty of time inside the magazine drop off container (it was huge, covered, with access hatches. No weather damage!) digging out nudie mags. I was afraid my parents would find it so I actually started my own woods porn stash to keep my treasure safe. I hope some other kid found it eventually.
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Fister Roboto posted:I had a friend come over once with like a dozen floppy disks full of nude pictures he got from this thing called "the internet" please tell me more about this "the internet"
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I was a woods porn fairy once. This was back in the days of dial-up  where it took twenty white-knuckle minutes to download a fifteen second RealPlayer clip of asian titties. You sat in the computer room with your Lubriderm and a box of tissues hidden somewhere, praying to god that dad didn't come home from work early, and also praying that no one made a phone callMy cousin from Philly had managed to score a cardboard box full of porno (of course) and had passed some of it off to me. I had a couple Perfect 10's, a Hustler, and some older Playboys as well as a CD-ROM that I dared not put in the family computer. It was a goldmine considering all I had prior to that was the previously mentioned lovely asian clips and glossy magazine cutouts of Heidi Klum in bikinis. Fool that I was, I gifted one of my younger brothers a Playboy which he barely hid somewhere and my mom found it. Which led to the horns blowing, and the Wild Hunt began. As soon as I caught wind of it I piled all the stash into my green Jansport backpack and tossed it out the window down into some hedges, while preparing to play innocent. Later that night I double-bagged it in classic black trashbag and moved the stuff behind the fence line under a pine tree with plans to retrieve it later once the heat died down. Whenever I came back, the stuff was gone. I have suspicions about who had managed to score it since quite a few of us used that passage to sneak around the neighborhood, but I guess part of the woods porn game is you have to know when to let it go...  
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Apr 5, 2016 05:06
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I was a provider of woods porn. Hustler, Club, OUI, High Society. The 80's was a magical time. Thanks dad
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Syrian Lannister posted:I was a provider of woods porn. quality smut right here
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No true woods near me, but def found Central Park porn. I paid it forward. Kids today don't even know what they're missing.
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poo poo was like geocaching before handheld GPS receivers became a thing.
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There was a cabin in the woods behind my house, and one day I found a stash of easy riders and playboys one of my uncles left from a deer hunting trip. Only had it for a couple months, though. My mom cleaned the cabin and threw them all out. 
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My buddy brought over a backpack full of mags from his dad's collection. I can still hear the crackling of the pages. "Paint? Yeah my dad painted our house so it must be paint." haha
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:please tell me more about this "the internet" If you type "naked ladies" in the AOL keyword search you can see some titties!
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:please tell me more about this "the internet" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72nrFIgFNB4
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Fister Roboto posted:If you type "naked ladies" in the AOL keyword search you can see some titties! 
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Kazaa Limewire
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Ah yes Limewire, where you got porn even if you didn't want it.
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Rough Lobster posted:Ah yes Limewire, where you got porn even if you didn't want it. porn on filesharing services always seemed to have oddly specific titles. like...irish slut takes morrocan dick in 3 holes without any thing in the clip that would lead someone to that conclusion.
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still prefer dry memory jackin
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jackinworld.com for all your jackin needs
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Helldump Immunity. posted:still prefer dry memory jackin nice humblebrag
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Fister Roboto posted:If you type "naked ladies" in the AOL keyword search you can see some titties! My son was caught with a bunch of other kids using school supplied tablets looking up boobs
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:porn on filesharing services always seemed to have oddly specific titles. like...irish slut takes morrocan dick in 3 holes without any thing in the clip that would lead someone to that conclusion. or when you ended up getting something not really legal 
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Syrian Lannister posted:I was a provider of woods porn. Our woods porn was mostly Oui, Hustler and Club. We traded all our Playboys to another group of kids from the neighborhood on the other side of the woods for a couple of cases of Dr. Pepper and a grip of X-Men comics
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