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I thought god's not dead 2 would take the cake for shirty Christian movie, this year. Holy poo poo, how do you take columbine and make it all about you?
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Apr 4, 2016 02:07
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"Well, there were bullies, you see, so all the shooters needed was Christ!" I find this movie more offensive than a million bum fight clips
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Apr 4, 2016 02:26
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here's some stdh
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Apr 4, 2016 02:31
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A Classy Ghost posted:here's some stdh Are you contesting that she is not a bird, or that she has in excess of, or less than, 99 problems?
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Apr 4, 2016 03:30
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cash crab posted:Are you contesting that she is not a bird, or that she has in excess of, or less than, 99 problems? I think anyone with even a casual interaction with any birds ever would tell you they're a problem, so I think the lie is that none of her 99 problems are a bird. At least 3 of mine are Canada Geese.
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Apr 4, 2016 03:36
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Elblanco posted:I thought god's not dead 2 would take the cake for shirty Christian movie, this year. Holy poo poo, how do you take columbine and make it all about you? Christians have been making Columbine all about them since it happened. Martyrs, persecution and all that. They do that with everything. it's sort of their lifesblood. This one looks good. Christians make good stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2eSj37_dHU
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Apr 4, 2016 04:32
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A Classy Ghost posted:here's some stdh It's okay, Classy Ghost. We can move past this and heal. e: birdception LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 04:37 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Apr 4, 2016 04:34
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E:f, too late.
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Apr 4, 2016 04:44
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I feel like this is total bullshit. http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/03/europe/uk-kids-human-arrow/index.html
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Apr 4, 2016 04:51
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 stay safe poverty birbs
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Apr 4, 2016 06:36
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I guarantee that s did happen. That bird is a poo poo machine
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Apr 4, 2016 07:36
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:
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Apr 4, 2016 11:46
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NESguerilla posted:Christians have been making Columbine all about them since it happened. Martyrs, persecution and all that. They do that with everything. it's sort of their lifesblood. These pandering movies are more shameful than a Hogan's Heroes style sex tape
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Apr 4, 2016 12:11
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Elblanco posted:I thought god's not dead 2 would take the cake for shirty Christian movie, this year.  there were a lotta shirts in that one  I wonder how the people involved in making those movies feel. Are they all on board with the Christian message or is it just a weird job.
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Apr 4, 2016 13:44
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Fathis Munk posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKue9f459A
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Apr 4, 2016 13:53
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I was just about to post this. I saw this movie last week and didn't think movies could get any more sanctimonious. I guess I've been proven wrong.
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Apr 4, 2016 14:04
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Aw man I remembered they planned a movie about that book but I think I didn't know Cage was in it  E: Hahaha a 2% rotten tomatoes score and 12% metascore. Huh I also didn't know it's from 2014? Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 14:46 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Apr 4, 2016 15:09
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I wonder if they'll touch on the evil Satanist music of Marylin Manson and Devil-made video game DOOM.
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Apr 4, 2016 15:42
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Fathis Munk posted:Aw man I remembered they planned a movie about that book but I think I didn't know Cage was in it It's a remake. There's also the awful Kirk Cameron one.
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Apr 4, 2016 15:43
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There's a Kirk Cameron left behind movie from the 90s as well. E: whoops left the reply window open.
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Apr 4, 2016 16:05
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Fathis Munk posted:Aw man I remembered they planned a movie about that book but I think I didn't know Cage was in it Sadly even Cage couldn't turn the movie from 'bad' to 'amusingly bad'. And it's obvious 90% of their budget went to him.
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Apr 4, 2016 16:10
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My personal "favorite" christian fundie movie has to be one where the Anti-Christ is played by loving Basil Exposition from Austin Powers. Another had Mr. T in it, and I don't think he was doing it for the paycheck.
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Tunicate posted:Sadly even Cage couldn't turn the movie from 'bad' to 'amusingly bad'. If Nicolas Cage has the best, most subtle acting in a movie, its a bad sign. Hardcordion has a new favorite as of 18:33 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Apr 4, 2016 18:28
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Kay Kessler posted:My personal "favorite" christian fundie movie has to be one where the Anti-Christ is played by loving Basil Exposition from Austin Powers. The one with Mr. T is Judgment, and is the only one I half-way watched. I don't remember much other than Mr. T being with some Christians who were being oppressed, also there was the Sign of the Beast they were refusing. It was in the background while I was doing something else.
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Apr 4, 2016 18:42
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http://imgur.com/gallery/4JFPjquote:Made it to the front page! I guess, send boobs or whatever. Actually, how about you all reach out to someone you haven't talked to in a while. It may make a huge difference in their life!
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Apr 5, 2016 05:21
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quote:Ultermarto 208 points : 12 replies : 7 hours ago reply
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Apr 5, 2016 05:29
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that's an edited version of one where the mom is texting the military guy. the same mom that Jody.....hosed?
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Apr 5, 2016 05:54
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????????? Okay, maybe I missed it, but how did he find out his name was Jody? And how did he find his dad(I guess if you know which recruiting station and know the name, you can narrow the results down...) At any rate, the biggest red flag to me was the 17 minute gap between telling him the recruiting post and the guy getting the call and reacting. That is probably fastest I've ever seen something get replied to and carried out. Military efficiency I guess e: Like, I realize this is STDH, but there are so many plot holes
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Apr 5, 2016 06:14
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Postal Parcel posted:????????? Hint: "Jody" is a term, not a given name.
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Apr 5, 2016 06:16
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Postal Parcel posted:????????? ImPunningWithImPunity 863 points : 17 replies : 9 hours ago reply FYI: Jody. n. A male civilian who romances a military man's wife or girlfriend in his absence.
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Apr 5, 2016 06:16
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It's a Facebook message btw that's how he found he dad
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Apr 5, 2016 06:17
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Hint: "Jody" is a term, not a given name. CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:ImPunningWithImPunity 863 points : 17 replies : 9 hours ago reply Ok, at first I thought it was just a nickname but then the title of the page is "Jody gets destroyed" making me think it was a proper name And I guess I automatically thought it was text messages because of the format
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Apr 5, 2016 07:24
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 Though in this case everyone's an rear end in a top hat actually. Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 08:01 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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Apr 5, 2016 07:58
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I know nothing about legislation in the US but giving away chat logs to an outside party is a violation of secrecy.
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Apr 5, 2016 10:02
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A Classy Ghost posted:here's some stdh cash crab posted:Are you contesting that she is not a bird, or that she has in excess of, or less than, 99 problems? I contest both  No way has her bird not pooped on her shoulder, and that's a problem.
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Apr 5, 2016 10:08
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Watch my convoluted own of a man we can all hate! 
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Apr 5, 2016 14:48
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You can tell it's STDH because it's a long-rear end conversation about cucking on the internet and no one used the word "cuck".
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RNG posted:You can tell it's STDH because it's a long-rear end conversation about cucking on the internet and no one used the word "cuck". e: beaten, disregard
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