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I am struggling extremely hard not to crack up laughing during a dull presentation in class right now
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 18:07 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:51 |
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 20:13 |
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I'm the poorly photoshopped literally everything
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 20:58 |
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Please don't eat him
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 21:01 |
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Wanamingo posted:I'm the poorly lit and textured CG model of literally everything looks like a project I did fifteen years ago during my wasted art school years e: maybe that is all photoshop, iunno, but jeet christ it all looks really cheesy
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 21:09 |
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Titus Sardonicus posted:looks like a project I did fifteen years ago during my wasted art school years whatup artschool brah looks to me like it's an amazing pastiche of 3d and 2d media. It transcends critique because of its awfulness.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 21:16 |
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Hey art isn't a waste Anyway have some frosted grapes:
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 06:13 |
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Titus Sardonicus posted:looks like a project I did fifteen years ago during my wasted art school years High five fellow artschool dropout I feel/hope this was a dare of some kind
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 06:18 |
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I am making a separate post to protest frosted grapes. My boyfriend asked if they were pinky rats in cream.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 06:20 |
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cash crab posted:I am making a separate post to protest frosted grapes. My boyfriend asked if they were pinky rats in cream. Hi Mr Cash Crab! Yes they might as well be. E: I'd cover some of the grapes with citric acid powder just to gently caress with people. Scathach has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Apr 5, 2016 |
# ? Apr 5, 2016 06:28 |
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And jello crystals are probably the worst type of frostedness. I swear I've seen other ways of doing it that weren't as diabetically intense.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 06:37 |
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cash crab posted:High five fellow artschool dropout On the other side of that piece of paper is probably a suicide note.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 06:44 |
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Chow Fun is delicious but basically impossible to photograph well.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 08:41 |
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 11:03 |
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Put some yoghurt on that and I'll eat it all day every day.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 11:05 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Put some yoghurt on that and I'll eat it all day every day.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 11:05 |
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It looks like really sad coco pops
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 11:47 |
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I thought it was black rice.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 12:00 |
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I thought it was black lentils
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 12:47 |
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Well, it's a mixture of seasoned blood, pork fat and groats.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 12:52 |
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steinrokkan posted:Well, it's a mixture of seasoned blood, pork fat and groats. Kieshka? I'm not sure on the spelling, but it's Polish blood oat sausage stuff.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 17:22 |
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:This thread is bringing back memories. Considering how sensitive and over-tasting kids taste buds are that thing had to have been every single child's nightmare. No kid likes relish, onions or Dijon mustard. The gently caress were they thinking? Some people seriously just have no idea how to prepare food for children
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 18:26 |
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Tuna and mayo on white bread. Kids will still think its gross but it won't have them wretching up bile like the tuna cone of terror.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 18:29 |
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Bollocks. The only reason that children don't eat the same as adults is because their coddling parents think that they are special unique snowflakes who once turned their nose up at an olive so now only give them fish sticks and chicken nuggets, because relish is just too pungent for my special sweet darling and his delicate tastebuds, get away from him with that bread don't you know that gluten is poisonous we only drink almond milk and eat whole grain bark
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 18:40 |
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Scientastic posted:Bollocks. The only reason that children don't eat the same as adults is because their coddling parents think that they are special unique snowflakes who once turned their nose up at an olive so now only give them fish sticks and chicken nuggets, because relish is just too pungent for my special sweet darling and his delicate tastebuds, get away from him with that bread don't you know that gluten is poisonous we only drink almond milk and eat whole grain bark Nope. And forcing kids to eat stuff that tastes way too strong to them because you like it is a good way to discourage them from wanting to try new foods. Kids can be receptive to a lot of foods generally considered to be "adult" foods if you don't make it a punishing experience to finish their plates even if they hate it. http://everydaylife.globalpost.com/difference-between-taste-buds-adults-kids-27362.html http://food.ndtv.com/health/forced-eating-does-no-good-to-children-783382
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 18:48 |
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Scientastic posted:Bollocks. The only reason that children don't eat the same as adults is because their coddling parents think that they are special unique snowflakes who once turned their nose up at an olive so now only give them fish sticks and chicken nuggets, because relish is just too pungent for my special sweet darling and his delicate tastebuds, get away from him with that bread don't you know that gluten is poisonous we only drink almond milk and eat whole grain bark Alas, you and I were both some kind of mutant. I've always loved spicy things and onions and all that jazz, even from being a little kid. Most kids aren't that way. It's good to encourage kids to try new things, so they don't turn into my college roommate who thought that toppings on pizza were "an abomination" and refused to eat any type of recognizable vegetable for years until his girlfriend forced him to eat a salad, but most kids do have a misguided survival instinct to distrust flavors and/or textures outside of a very "safe" spectrum that mostly includes sweet/salty/starchy.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 18:57 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Nope. Except I never said anything about forcing children to eat, and I have empirical evidence that small children can like mustard, onions and relish if they are offered these things and not told to be careful they don't take too much in case they're overpowered by flavour Scientastic has a new favorite as of 18:59 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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Scientastic posted:Bollocks. The only reason that children don't eat the same as adults is because their coddling parents think that they are special unique snowflakes who once turned their nose up at an olive so now only give them fish sticks and chicken nuggets, because relish is just too pungent for my special sweet darling and his delicate tastebuds, get away from him with that bread don't you know that gluten is poisonous we only drink almond milk and eat whole grain bark As a kid I didn't like a ton of the foods I loving love now. I didn't eat the same as adults back then because I didn't like the same foods.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 19:12 |
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I think it's a cultural thing. My friends and I are all Latin American and Caribbean and we all grew up eating what the adults ate once we got teeth. Maybe lunch would be a sandwich or lunchable but dinner was adult food. Preemptively acknowledging this is anecdotal.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 19:15 |
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I don't really know much about mate but it looks pretty gross for a drink
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 19:35 |
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Speaking of beverages: Meet It comes in a rainbow of colors and flavors: It's basically just sugar water with texture, but not terrible. Might make an interesting mixer.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 19:45 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:I don't really know much about mate but it looks pretty gross for a drink I'm pretty sure you are supposed to light that.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 19:46 |
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The straw has a sieve in the other end, so you don't slurp up the leaves. It's just herbal tea. With lots of caffeine.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 19:56 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Considering how sensitive and over-tasting kids taste buds are that thing had to have been every single child's nightmare. No kid likes relish, onions or Dijon mustard. The gently caress were they thinking? Some people seriously just have no idea how to prepare food for children Depends on what you were raised on. I was raised on no sugar of any sort so I never developed an affinity for sweets. I still turn down candy/cake/cookies/etc. when offered. However, when I was a kid, I loved tuna with relish, onions, and horseradish. Salmon patties were a favorite of mine when I was about 5. I also loved dill pickles as does my daughter. I was also raised on King Oscar sardines that my grandpa ate constantly. My kids love sugar and are not to be trusted around anything sweet. I guess I've raised my kids wrong.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 20:21 |
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Crow Jane posted:Speaking of beverages: This Sunday my girlfriend broke up with me and I got piss hammered by myself. I stayed in my room drinking rum and cokes until I ran out of diet Coke at about 4am. Instead of walking half a mile to CVS when I was blind drunk I decided to just mix the last bit of rum I had with milk and creme de menthe and triple sec. It may have been the most god awful mixed drink I have ever had....and yet I would happily pour myself another one of those and chug it down before I drink a seed infested nightmare made with that swill.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 20:29 |
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Basil seed drink is actually pretty tasty. But I was a big fan of Orbitz when I was a kid and such a thing existed, so your mileage may vary if you don't like chewing your drinks. For content: I'm amazed nobody's posted Simply Sara yet.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 20:44 |
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Insult Comic Barbie posted:Basil seed drink is actually pretty tasty. But I was a big fan of Orbitz when I was a kid and such a thing existed, so your mileage may vary if you don't like chewing your drinks. Oh, she's been posted a ton. My friends and I actually made that macaroni salad once for a BBQ. I didn't like it because I thought it was too sweet, but a lot of people enjoyed it.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 20:48 |
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axolotl farmer posted:The straw has a sieve in the other end, so you don't slurp up the leaves. It's just herbal tea. Mmm like drinking a sea creature. Or a swamp!
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 22:13 |
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Mate can be pretty nice but drinking it out of a gourd is gross.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 23:31 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:This Sunday my girlfriend broke up with me and I got piss hammered by myself. I stayed in my room drinking rum and cokes until I ran out of diet Coke at about 4am. Instead of walking half a mile to CVS when I was blind drunk I decided to just mix the last bit of rum I had with milk and creme de menthe and triple sec. It may have been the most god awful mixed drink I have ever had....and yet I would happily pour myself another one of those and chug it down before I drink a seed infested nightmare made with that swill. Rum and diet cokes sounds terrible.
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