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[url=http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/please-select-how-many-cashews-you-would-see-4082]There is a different answer for all of the choices for this quiz. The word 'cashew' no longer has any meaning.
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 Even for Kelly, this is amazingly petty. "Motel
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Evil Mastermind posted:
I never get tired of crying Lady Liberty.
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Nation To Begin Week By Thinking About Jon Lovitz’s Sex Life Yeah there's literally a news flash about some mid twenties lady whose "Mr. Big" turned out to be jon lovitz so this is not some random article but real reality.
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Jon Lovitz is a cool and funny dude, so good for him if he's popular with the ladies.
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Don't kinkshame. Some people may want to think about Lovitz's sex life and that's healthy and okay.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Even for Kelly, this is amazingly petty. "Motel Having recently stayed at a Motel 6 I can confirm this checks out.
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Hello Sailor posted:Don't kinkshame. Some people may want to think about Lovitz's sex life and that's healthy and okay. But what about his wife, Morgan Fairchild?
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Eduardo Saverin: One day, two men wearing white beards and red hats rowed into Facebook Headquarters in a rowboat. They were pushing the rowboat across the floor with their oars, and it made a terrible sound. We asked the two men who they were and they said, “Don’t you recognize us? We are Gift Gorilla from Christmas yes my sweet brother I agree the two of us are the one jolly man named the Gift Gorilla riding through the night on Christmas Eve to bring forks and knives to everyone who masturbated this year yes my brother but if you did not masturbate this year then misery of miseries you will not get your Christmas forks and knives from Gift Gorilla oh no you will not my brother this is a well-known Christmas law for Gift Gorilla. You know us. Please take us to the Serpent Supreme’s computer the two of us are just one person.” http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-facebook-2907
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Sorry Bernie Bros, Your Candidate Just Doesn’t Have The Foreign Policy Experience Necessary To Prop Up A Pro-Western Dictatorship Clearly, The Onion and ClickHole are in the pocket of 
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I just posted that in a local progressive group's Facebook. People are MAAAAD.
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Oh god, it gets better. I've got like a dozen share notifications. All the Bernie fans are flipping out. All the Hillary fans are sharing it to other pages. The best thing is that Facebook shortens it to "Sorry Bernie Bros, Your Candidate Just Doesn’t Have The Foreign Policy Experience Necessary..."
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Been in a car accident recently? Here's a video for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DEWD5t3vpI
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Finally an Obama policy that left and right can both get behind 
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News Anchor Has Total Meltdown On Live TV
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You're Benedict Arnold! Do You Have What It Takes To Betray The Colonies? I did not, as I insisted on being 6'4" so much I died, then became Jimmy Carter.
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North Carolina Residents Terrified After Hearing State Passed New Law
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Study Links Clinical Depression To Getting Dunked On
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Ha, this is a really good one.
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Last Chance posted:Ha, this is a really good one. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU The picture that goes with this one is incredible.
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yeah this is my new favorite Onion image
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Jerusalem posted:The picture that goes with this one is incredible. The guy in the labcoat with the clipboard. Incredible.
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What if Darth Vader is your table? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GBpCRxItj4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kinpjDK4Yp0 Beautiful: This Video Shows Why We Need Diversity In Hollywood.
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Kelly is a typical CD poster.
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Lady Liberty dressed up as Wonder Woman is great.
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All The Moments You, Let’s Say, Missed From The iHeartRadio Awardsquote:One person who superficially doesn’t have any confusion regarding Justin Bieber is Gomez’s best friend, Taylor Swift, who was caught throwing, let’s say, epic shade after he finished, let’s say, singing. Cameras caught Swift taking a sip of her drink, offering a polite golf clap, then looking away—making it very clear she’s got “Bad Blood” for Bieber, according to some interpretation. Yeah, that perchance just happened!
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clown shoes posted:http://www.theonion.com/article/cow-ted-cruz-milking-wisconsin-photo-op-only-givin-52682 I'm almost just by imagining the smell and the clumps and someone drinking from this and oh godWhat's this referencing, anyway?
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HardDisk posted:I'm almost It's just a reference to the fact that Ted Cruz is the spawn of Satan. Nothing special.
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It's not referencing anything specific, really. Their gag for Cruz is that he corrupts everything around him. Mysterious Necrotic Skin Disease Continues To Eat Away At Baby’s Face Weeks After Being Kissed By Ted Cruz Scientists Warn All Plant Life Dying Within 30-Yard Radius Of Ted Cruz Campaign Signs
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I'm loving the whole "Ted Cruz is a Lovecraftian horror" thing. Also the Onion's coverage of it. 
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HardDisk posted:I'm almost People used to believe that milk curdles inside the cow when it's distressed and/or cursed.
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This is loving great: Man Smoking E-cigarette Must Be Futuristic Bounty Hunter
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