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They could just have the undertaker disappear for a few months like they did about 20 years ago and then work in the soul transfer stuff. Have it be a new guy that shows up around when he went missing and then do it like a big reveal!
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Tiggum posted:Also there's about 25 years of backstory, including a really dumb period where he was an evil bikie, but that's not important. I choose to believe this is a misspelling and the undertaker is actually an evil bike trapped in human form and forced to wrestle. Nothing you can say will dissuade me of this. Every time I see him for the rest of my life, I will whisper vroom vroom under my breath in honor of his bikeliness.
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Rysithusiku posted:I choose to believe this is a misspelling and the undertaker is actually an evil bike trapped in human form and forced to wrestle. Nothing you can say will dissuade me of this. Every time I see him for the rest of my life, I will whisper vroom vroom under my breath in honor of his bikeliness. I just guessed he misspelled pikie and his gimmick was he part of an Irish caravan.
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I think Australians call bikers "bikies". 
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Joking aside, Calm.jpg was part of 20-25 piece photography art piece put together by the photos subject. No her husband was the photographer and he had to talk her into it then he divorced her.
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Her name is Chloe des Lysses. If you Google it you'll find enough material to get up to calm243.jpg (obviously  )
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Man who'd even be the guy who takes up the Undertaker's mantle. That at least would have been a neat storyline around ending the streak, but you can't very well give that job to notoriously fickle Brock Lesnar. If you're gonna recast the WWE's superboss, you need someome who's super loyal, a good or at least safe worker, and can pull off the supernatural/unbeatable aspect. Only one I can think of is Kane. And hell, if you're gonna go that route, just let him carry on being Kane. 
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WWE have nothing on the indies when it comes to ridiculous gimmicks; in Chikara there was once a match between a guy and himself from one week in the future, where the loser was banished to the past. 
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Rysithusiku posted:I choose to believe this is a misspelling and the undertaker is actually an evil bike trapped in human form and forced to wrestle. Nothing you can say will dissuade me of this. Every time I see him for the rest of my life, I will whisper vroom vroom under my breath in honor of his bikeliness. Data Graham posted:I think Australians call bikers "bikies". Has anyone set up an event on the boarder Australia and the rest of the world so the Undertaker could ride in on himself?
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Oh man, someone is gonna get sent to the boneyard 
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veedubfreak posted:WWF (gently caress you world wildlife fund) 
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Mierenneuker posted:Her name is Chloe des Lysses. If you Google it you'll find enough material to get up to calm243.jpg (obviously Nah, was just curious if there was another variant or whatever. Like it was tubgirl 2.0 or something.
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Mierenneuker posted:Her name is Chloe des Lysses. If you Google it you'll find enough material to get up to calm243.jpg (obviously Holy poo poo, she has the exact same look on her face in every single one of them, no matter how big the dick, bottle, or other implement in her rear end... Its like she doesn't even notice O.o
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My Lovely Horse posted:Man who'd even be the guy who takes up the Undertaker's mantle. That at least would have been a neat storyline around ending the streak, but you can't very well give that job to notoriously fickle Brock Lesnar. If you're gonna recast the WWE's superboss, you need someome who's super loyal, a good or at least safe worker, and can pull off the supernatural/unbeatable aspect. They gave Bray Wyatt a 'spooky hillbilly' gimmick and he had a brief feud with Undertaker culminating in a match that was framed as a 'who is the true evil of WWE'. It would have been a perfect time to hand over the mantle but he jobbed to 'Taker and went back to doing mid-card matches and now he's hurt his back so he's probably going to be out for a while.
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"Bikie gangs" are a legitimate concern for some people in Australia.
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TinTower posted:WWE have nothing on the indies when it comes to ridiculous gimmicks; in Chikara there was once a match between a guy and himself from one week in the future, where the loser was banished to the past. Hell yeah. Chikara is awesome, and I say that as someone who doesn't normally like wrestling. There was a dude named "The Mysterious and Handsome Stranger" whose sidekick was a tiny (fake) bird named Sapphire. One of the heels "killed" Sapphire in the ring, and The Stranger fell to his knees and wept for minutes. There is also a guy named Dasher Hatfield, whose lucho mask is designed to look like a baseball. He wears an old-timey baseball uniform, with hiked-up socks and poo poo. His finisher is to throw the opponent into the corner, stand over the opponent like he's swinging a baseball bat, run around to the other corners like he's running the bases, and slide into the opponent at "home base." One of the matches I saw lapsed into a "slow-mo match," which is exactly what it sounds like. Even the crowd started playing along, slowing down their chanting to be in time with the action. Chikara is exactly as funny and dumb and goony as you want pro wrestling to be. Basically every character in Chikara (and the announcers too, for that matter) as as goofy as New Day. It rules. Funny picture: 
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Steve Holt! posted:"Bikie gangs" are a legitimate concern for some people in Australia. Its really hard to take seriously, considering this is the same nation that fought in the Great Emu War.
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My precious child, when you saw only one set of flipperprints, It was then that I carried you.
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I must know more about oiled up play-fighting men.
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RFC2324 posted:Holy poo poo, she has the exact same look on her face in every single one of them, no matter how big the dick, bottle, or other implement in her rear end... Its like she doesn't even notice O.o Linky ?
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spog posted:Linky ? Already closed, just google search the name. Best hit I found was some tumblr site dedicated to her. E: don't go to her site tho, its got WAY too many anti-muslim diatribes, and talks about the wave of muslims raping people all across europe.
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Railing Kill posted:There is also a guy named Dasher Hatfield, whose lucho mask is designed to look like a baseball. He wears an old-timey baseball uniform, with hiked-up socks and poo poo. His finisher is to throw the opponent into the corner, stand over the opponent like he's swinging a baseball bat, run around to the other corners like he's running the bases, and slide into the opponent at "home base." That...that actually sounds pretty awesome and ridiculous. You guys should check out Kaiju Big Battel. It's basically professional wrestling where the wrestlers are playing the parts of huge, city crushing monsters. With that said, here's a kung fu fighting man in a chicken noodle can for the thread about funny pictures. 
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RFC2324 posted:Already closed, just google search the name. Best hit I found was some tumblr site dedicated to her. Yeah, reality isn't that funny these days =\
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PCOS Bill posted:Yeah, reality isn't that funny these days =\ So that's why you stopped basing your opinions on it?
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Kaizoku posted:So that's why you stopped basing your opinions on it? I base all my opinions in reality.
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PCOS Bill posted:Yeah, reality isn't that funny these days =\ Go back to free republic dot com, you abhorrent twat.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Go back to free republic dot com, you abhorrent twat. What's "free republic"? Edit: Oh I Googled it. That's a lot of crazy people.
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 It's a rather unfortunate placement of a flower. "Jesus If you're gonna be an rear end in a top hat, you're gonna go in the corner for a time-out".
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AndyElusive posted:That...that actually sounds pretty awesome and ridiculous. I was at their iPpv in Dallas and saw him wrestle as well as a bunch of other kaiju it was pretty much the best thing I've seen in my life that involved wrestling.
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To be fair, zebraforce sounds way better.
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Or, or, Horseforce. Say it out loud. Now faster. Now slower. Hoooooooorse fooooooooooorce.
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We get it, you vape.
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I think the audience is just loving with him at that point.
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Solice Kirsk posted:To be fair, zebraforce sounds way better. I personally like Llamathrust.
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