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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

SciFiDownBeat posted:

A man is unable to join a voyage on a commerce vessel after losing his seaman's license.

Clipperton posted:

If this isn't Hard Target, it ought to be.

it should be but it isn't :(

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Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Igiari posted:

Correct!

A woman loses her husband, but is tasked with caring for his murderer. They eventually become close.

The Last Samurai?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

A recently-disabled astronaut starts a relationship with a blind artist when they meet at a bar.

Two friends break into a government facility and steal some tech that they need for a science project. Later they hang out at a campfire and one of them sings a song he wrote.

A homeless man becomes a central figure in a community reform movement.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

SciFiDownBeat posted:

A homeless man becomes a central figure in a community reform movement.

Hancock

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Zanzibar Ham posted:

A child reconnects with his mother who's been committed to a mental hospital. With the help of a friend they escape from the hospital and go to vandalize a computer lab. A police man gives chase.

I need to know if this is Terminator 2

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
A man struggles to cope with the loss of his girlfriend by tricking a bunch of long haired metal heads and breaking bottles behind Wawa. Later, his friend wins a science fair.

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

Keith Atherton posted:

A thief is caught in the act but rather than being punished ends up getting a date


Ant-man?

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Bobbie Wickham posted:

The Great Escape

YEAH

1) After a man pulls a flat he is coursed into attending a chimpanzee's funeral.

2) A religious cook explodes his oven in an attempt to cook a massive fish.

3)After losing her job as a flight attendant, a middle aged woman chats up a stranger in a food-court and tries to reinvent herself in a clothing store.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
a janitor asks a college student about his tastes in fruit.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


no but that's a cool answer

crowoutofcontext posted:

3)After losing her job as a flight attendant, a middle aged woman chats up a stranger in a food-court and tries to reinvent herself in a clothing store.

jackie brown

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

dreezy posted:

a janitor asks a college student about his tastes in fruit.

Good Will Hunting

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

dreezy posted:

a janitor asks a college student about his tastes in fruit.

good will hunting

e:fb

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

SciFiDownBeat posted:

jackie brown

yeeeeeuup

A homeless construction worker becomes radicalized by an extreme anti-government cult and goes on a terrifying shooting rampage.

Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003

crowoutofcontext posted:

yeeeeeuup

A homeless construction worker becomes radicalized by an extreme anti-government cult and goes on a terrifying shooting rampage.
They Live

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Busty DJ fights dead lepers.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Applewhite posted:

Prometheus
Good guess, but it's meant to be...

Doc Friday posted:

Rosemary's Baby?




A pair of ill-prepared holiday goers embarks on an innocent quest to find neighbours willing to lend them some groceries. But when their clumsiness leads them to lose the little they had managed to gather, their efforts turn frustrating, and unexpected hijinks ensue.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



a caterer hides a stolen military weapon, eventually convincing its creators to be her accomplices.

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
A thief takes videos of things and then hires a guy to drive him around.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Laderhan posted:

A thief takes videos of things and then hires a guy to drive him around.

eveningcreeper

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

kizudarake posted:

big trouble in little china

Of course!

These still have not been answered:

Centripetal Horse posted:

A group of men seek shelter from a harsh desert environment. One of the men reads something disturbing on an item he finds in the shelter.

An ambulance driver attempts to cheer up a distraught patient by showing him something scary.

With the help of a girl who secretly has a crush on him, a loser transforms into the world's best volleyball player.

A skinny white kid goes on the road with an aging black blues musician.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Centripetal Horse posted:

A group of men seek shelter from a harsh desert environment. One of the men reads something disturbing on an item he finds in the shelter.

Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan?

TheDonPeters
Aug 17, 2015

jiharlequinade posted:




The Blues Brothers

Correct

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
A mentally unstable airplane pilot takes revenge on his rapists

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Ugly John posted:

Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan?

Indeed.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Harald posted:

A mentally unstable airplane pilot takes revenge on his rapists

I made this same movie sound like a recap of post 9-11 GWB earlier.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
a teenager has to win a football game to impress a girl

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
a man's dinner is ruined when someone puts shaving cream on his pie

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

True dat

Harald posted:

a man's dinner is ruined when someone puts shaving cream on his pie

Jurassic park


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A costume-loving, hard-drinking single mother cheats on her Jewish boyfriend with a young southerner and reveals how she lost custody of both her children.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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An embezzler flees to California, but then reconsiders her criminal ways after stopping at a motel.

A father tries to support his children alone in the country while his wife is in the hospital.

A former opera singer reminisces about the man who helped her make her debut.

An old man fights boredom by going out and dining with new people.

The government harasses a family and tries to keep the father from returning home on a major holiday.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Keromaru5 posted:

An old man fights boredom by going out and dining with new people.

The government harasses a family and tries to keep the father from returning home on a major holiday.
Hannibal?

Die Hard 2

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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Harald posted:

Hannibal?

Die Hard 2

No and no. At least, not what I intended. I haven't seen either one.

Keromaru5 fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Apr 6, 2016

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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I don't think I ever saw anyone answer this:

Absolute Lithops posted:

Different movie:
An unsuccessful screenwriter breaks up with his girlfriend and takes a dip in a swimming pool.
Sunset Boulevard

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Keromaru5 posted:

A former opera singer reminisces about the man who helped her make her debut.

Phantom of the Opera

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A reclusive man enlists the help of some new friends to get him out of a jam.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



a man enacts violent retribution when criminals assault him and kill his loved one(s)

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
A novelist encourages his friend to gently caress a grandmother.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Otisburg posted:

a man enacts violent retribution when criminals assault him and kill his loved one(s)

John Wick

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


A man gets him and his crew killed for refusing to kill a guy in cold blood.

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Doc Friday posted:

A man gets him and his crew killed for refusing to kill a guy in cold blood.

Lion King, they should have never let Simba live.

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In the Deep South Big Mama plays matchmaker to a foxy couple while a racially indoctrinated hunter stalks his childhood best friend.

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Yabanjin
Feb 13, 2007

I AM smiling.
The tragic story of a man whose marriage and life fall apart as he becomes fixated on an image he formed in mashed potatoes.

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