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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Many, many websites still don't work with last names that have an apostrophe in them.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Here's a list of things programmers assume about names that at least sometimes aren't true.

Excerpt:

quote:

-People’s names are written in any single character set.
-People’s names are all mapped in Unicode code points.
-There exists an algorithm which transforms names and can be reversed losslessly. (Yes, yes, you can do it if your algorithm returns the input. You get a gold star.)
-I can safely assume that this dictionary of bad words contains no people’s names in it.
-People’s names are assigned at birth.

There's basically no way to win.

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 14:15 on Mar 30, 2016

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Yeah I have to routinely scrub our customer DB at work because of ridiculous name inputs, but one new and exciting thing that's come up in the last few years is people using emojis in the data they enter. Doesn't really affect anything I've written in the last 5 years or so but some of the old systems I've duct taped together ... :gonk:

The biggest problem I have with keeping my name inputs clean isn't any of the obvious things you can test for, generally speaking. It's people simply putting in extra information that wasn't asked for. I'll get these daily:

First Name: John S.
Last Name: Doe Jr.

or

First Name: John "Johnny"
Last Name: Doe (father)

etc.

E: Before anyone tells me I'm just being lazy, if you actually do test for these things then people WILL get around it by just camel casing or not using special characters at all. They loving NEED you to know what their middle initial is and that they're a The 3rd. They can't stand not passing on that information, even with you're explicitly not asking for it.

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masam
May 27, 2010
So going back a couple pages, did anyone else notice some of those were just backwards? Like the number 2 of the top left bracket was just Francis backwards

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

fullroundaction posted:

Yeah I have to routinely scrub our customer DB at work because of ridiculous name inputs, but one new and exciting thing that's come up in the last few years is people using emojis in the data they enter. Doesn't really affect anything I've written in the last 5 years or so but some of the old systems I've duct taped together ... :gonk:

The biggest problem I have with keeping my name inputs clean isn't any of the obvious things you can test for, generally speaking. It's people simply putting in extra information that wasn't asked for. I'll get these daily:

First Name: John S.
Last Name: Doe Jr.

or

First Name: John "Johnny"
Last Name: Doe (father)

etc.

E: Before anyone tells me I'm just being lazy, if you actually do test for these things then people WILL get around it by just camel casing or not using special characters at all. They loving NEED you to know what their middle initial is and that they're a The 3rd. They can't stand not passing on that information, even with you're explicitly not asking for it.

The DONOTUSE family has a long, proud history in my town.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I once worked on a government application which had a minimum allowable length of three characters for surnames, so tough luck if you're a Xi or Ng. Addresses are just as troublesome as names - my own address is a bit odd, and I used to have no end of trouble getting things delivered as "I'm sorry sir, that property doesn't exist. Are you sure you live there?"

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling
We have a number of people in our university who come from a culture that doesn't use familial surnames. They have a single name (Indonesia is one example, in the Javan tradition, as well as parts of Tibet, Mongolia, and India). Their first name is entered as "Fnu". It's supposed to be an acronym for "first name unknown," so it should be all caps. FNU might have been a tip off that this is not a name. They get called Fnu all the time.

Some have switched to just using their single name as first and last, so you end up being the equivalent of Susan Susan or John John.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

And Iceland uses patronymics, and the correct way to refer to an Icelander is by given name unless the use of the patronymic is necessary for clarity, in which case you use both. Björk Guðmundsdottir doesn't go by Björk as some weird one-name musician thing - that's how everyone refers to her normally. Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson is properly referred to as Hafþór or Hafthór (or The Mountain that Lifts :v:), not "Mr. Björnsson".

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Here's a list of things programmers assume about names that at least sometimes aren't true.

Excerpt:


There's basically no way to win.

The syllable "porn" is reasonably common in Thai names, if I'm not mistaken. e: googled it, it means "blessing", and you don't actually pronounce the R. A quirk of a romanization system.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The syllable "porn" is reasonably common in Thai names, if I'm not mistaken. e: googled it, it means "blessing", and you don't actually pronounce the R. A quirk of a romanization system.
Yeah, it's pronounced closer to "pawn."

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Flagrant Abuse posted:

Yeah, it's pronounced closer to "pawn."

This is very confusing for Australians, because we pronounce "porn" and "pawn" exactly the same.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Istari posted:

My brother once knew someone with the first and last name combination Cherry Stunner. It sounds like a McDonald's dessert.

It sounds like a SEX POISITION to me.

schadenfraud
Nov 19, 2010

Stoatbringer posted:

Addresses are just as troublesome as names - my own address is a bit odd, and I used to have no end of trouble getting things delivered as "I'm sorry sir, that property doesn't exist. Are you sure you live there?"

OT, but I get this as well. People ask if it's a new build or something - it's over 100 years old. Never found an explanation for it.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
Can't remember if I posted this one already or not, but my son recently made friends with two brothers at his preschool called Odin and Atlas. Pick a mythology! They're white-blond and very Nordic-looking so Odin and like...Baldur or Thor or something would have been incredibly appropriate, but somehow the smaller one got Atlas instead.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I signed a Clarys up for a credit card yesterday. Pronounced like 'Gladys', incidentally, not 'Clarice' like I assumed.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Rockxy

edit: never mind that, these names are fantastic:

EGYPT KING!
PHOENIX KING!

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Astrofig posted:

I signed a Clarys up for a credit card yesterday. Pronounced like 'Gladys', incidentally, not 'Clarice' like I assumed.

In my native tongue Clarys and Gladys would be pronounced the same.

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

Glorbist ... Dafuq?? :stonk:

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
My uncle is named Glorbist. :colbert:

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Kaylar. I guess her parents couldn't decide between Kaylee/a and Taylor.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Kaylar smash... Kaylar destroy!

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
I used to custom paint items, usually stuff with names on them for kids or whatever. There were certainly a fair share that were pretty awful, but the only one that sticks out the most is Diyanna. Deanna? Diana?

Die. Yan. Nah.

Same place, only I didn't get to paint this one. Grandfather calls after his grandson. "Cletus!"

Hey maw, get off da dang roof!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJFa7NY0_wU

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

ElwoodCuse posted:

Kaylar. I guess her parents couldn't decide between Kaylee/a and Taylor.

Kayla (or the nouveau spelling of Kaylah) is a pretty common name in :australia:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I guess it's not terrible but I just learned James Hadley Chase was born René Lodge Brabazon Raymond. I guess it's didn't really exude hard-boiledness.

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
So a woman just got arrested in Philly for kidnapping.

Her name? Cherie Amoore.

I wonder if Stevie was in any way related to the conception there...

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


One of the users on a system I admin is named Dolan Trout, and I am fairly confident he is not a goon.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Had a kid come in today named Jeremy Ledbetter. His parents were same age as me so I want to believe they were huge Pearl Jam fans.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Opened a credit card for a Ceiarra yesterday. Pronounced 'Sierra', but evidently her parents were free-thinking types.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Jewelia. Pronounced like Julia. Though a lot of people read it as Jew-Elia if they haven't heard it pronounced.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Just saw Destanee in Facebook group I'm in.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Jewelia. Pronounced like Julia. Though a lot of people read it as Jew-Elia if they haven't heard it pronounced.

Frozen AUs are getting specific and weird.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Astrofig posted:

Opened a credit card for a Ceiarra yesterday. Pronounced 'Sierra', but evidently her parents were free-thinking types.

That counts as -100 to her credit score right?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Jumpingmanjim posted:

That counts as -100 to her credit score right?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

fullroundaction posted:

Had a kid come in today named Jeremy Ledbetter. His parents were same age as me so I want to believe they were huge Pearl Jam fans.

It would be too hard to fit "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town Johnson" on a plane ticket, I reckon.


Friend posted this today and (without really looking too hard at it) I couldn't figure out why she was naming her son Bridget.

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Seen today at Disneyland on personalized clothes:
Brieahna
Kylia

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Cotey.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I know a Koty.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Second round of Name of the Year Dragonwagon and Chrotchtangle regionals has Taco Pope, Dr. Shark Bird, Billie-Jo Skeleton, and Mighty Fine surviving yet another round of votes.

On the other side in the Bulltron and Sithole regionals, Dick Tips is easily going to be the only one left after a few more rounds. 80% over Rigoberto Urán Urán. Burm Snart, a name I can't even say without giggling, was just barely edged out by Brodarius Hamm. Cosmo Bjorkenheim and Oozi Cats are also out, but Tillmann Buttersack is still in.

I love Name of the Year.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Second round of Name of the Year Dragonwagon and Chrotchtangle regionals has Taco Pope, Dr. Shark Bird, Billie-Jo Skeleton, and Mighty Fine surviving yet another round of votes.

On the other side in the Bulltron and Sithole regionals, Dick Tips is easily going to be the only one left after a few more rounds. 80% over Rigoberto Urán Urán. Burm Snart, a name I can't even say without giggling, was just barely edged out by Brodarius Hamm. Cosmo Bjorkenheim and Oozi Cats are also out, but Tillmann Buttersack is still in.

I love Name of the Year.

I sent the link to it to my wife, and we started looking up the people. Burm Snart is just a regular old retired dude who likes table tennis and tucking his shirts into his shorts. And he has the best name.

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