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Young Freud posted:It was Lex Luthor, who switched bodies with the Flash. The first thing when he realized what happened was unmask him in a mirror to discover his secret identity but had no idea who the Flash is, because he's not a world-famous reporter or billionaire playboy.
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Think that happens in Kick-rear end/Ultimate Spider-Man too and they just go, "Huh, just some kid?"
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Apr 6, 2016 13:32
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thathonkey posted:Superman and batman are the worst superheroes there i said it. A lot of people rightfully acknowledge superman is poo poo but batman is really bad too. Dark knight fuckin sucked btw. I watched Batman Begins again last week. I was reminded of why I didn't care for it. Putting the evil ninjas on top of the Tibetan village was very distracting. I wish they had invented some made up costumes for the setting. Tom Cruise's wife had some good lines, particularly the scene when she slapped him, but she couldn't pull it off. Nolan can't direct actress worth a drat. I am more impressed by how many big name supporting actors Nolan got on board than anything else.
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thathonkey posted:Superman and batman are the worst superheroes there i said it. A lot of people rightfully acknowledge superman is poo poo but batman is really bad too. Dark knight fuckin sucked btw. Here's a fun game: See how many nerds you can enrage by arguing that Batman's only "super power" (be sure to use airquotes if in a face to face conversation) is white privilege.
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Young Freud posted:It was Lex Luthor, who switched bodies with the Flash. The first thing when he realized what happened was unmask him in a mirror to discover his secret identity but had no idea who the Flash is, because he's not a world-famous reporter or billionaire playboy. Delivery was pretty good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qy4EIvvVj4 edit: meanwhile, on the other side of that exchange: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGlTpj83DfE&t=54s many johnnys fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Apr 6, 2016 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Here's a fun game: See how many nerds you can enrage by arguing that Batman's only "super power" (be sure to use airquotes if in a face to face conversation) is white privilege. That's literally true though. That's why we love him. He's the hero waiting inside every one of us cis white male nerds.
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Pvt.Scott posted:That's literally true though. That's why we love him. He's the hero waiting inside every one of us cis white male nerds. Yes, but it just gets them so angry. They know it's true, and they though it will never be them.
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Apr 6, 2016 15:37
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Batman is also a fascist and he only uses his wealth and strength to torture the mentally ill. It's no wonder Snyder lives him.
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Apr 6, 2016 16:00
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thogh if i were that rich i still would be a lovely superhero so you need incredible wealth with incredible mental illness
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Apr 6, 2016 16:05
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with great brain problems come great movie deals
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Apr 6, 2016 16:12
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Yeah, Bruce Wayne could single-handedly strangle out all of the organized crime in Gotham with his wealth AND end the systemic inequality that leads to the high overall crime rate by investing in community outreach, education and welfare. He chooses to bang models and beat up the brown poors instead.  E: while dressed as a bat, using a spooky voice
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Apr 6, 2016 16:40
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Pvt.Scott posted:Yeah, Bruce Wayne could single-handedly strangle out all of the organized crime in Gotham with his wealth AND end the systemic inequality that leads to the high overall crime rate by investing in community outreach, education and welfare. He chooses to bang models and beat up the brown poors instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l1PMVvfjDM
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Apr 6, 2016 16:43
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this link is pro click as gently caress
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why is the bat brand a "death sentence in prison." does bruce wayne have someone on the flip side acting as his executioner in exchange for enough commisarry to by a mackerel and honey bun millionaire?
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Apr 6, 2016 20:37
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batman isn't a superhero he has no superpower
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Apr 6, 2016 20:39
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guys I am going to be out of town for work with nothing to do for like 4 nights while I'm in a strange town should I go see this movie or kill myself in my hotel room
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Apr 6, 2016 20:42
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I'm gonna laugh my balls off when this movie fails to beat Deadpool domestically.
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Ehud posted:should I go see this movie or kill myself in my hotel room i mean if those are your only two options, i think that inert gas asphyxiation is supposed to be a quiet, painless way to go Lt. Chips posted:I'm gonna laugh my balls off when this movie fails to beat Deadpool domestically. and the lesson they take from that is that superman did not crack enough dick jokes
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Ehud posted:guys I am going to be out of town for work with nothing to do for like 4 nights while I'm in a strange town watch Midnight Special and then kill yourself
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Otisburg posted:i mean if those are your only two options, i think that inert gas asphyxiation is supposed to be a quiet, painless way to go thank you, this is a real blessing Mel Mudkiper posted:watch Midnight Special and then kill yourself I might do this because it is playing at the theater which is one mile from my hotel
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Marky Marx posted:Am I the only one who thinks the theme from Batman TAS loving flawless? I like the one where he get's captured by Sheriff Joe Arpaio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og_9jWFEDkc
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Apr 6, 2016 21:32
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Otisburg posted:why is the bat brand a "death sentence in prison." They'll introduce the DCEU's version of Dick Grayson as an imprisoned convicted ally of Bruce Wayne that does his dirty work behind bars. He receives messages from the outside by a trained robin.
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P-Mack posted:That's a big part of why it didn't work. It couldn't decide whether it was a sequel or a remake, so it ended up just being Donner's Superman with a dumb cu ck plotline added in. but i liked superman returns  though, everyone knows that the best live action version of superman is Lois & Clark: The new adventure of Superman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-N3o1IAxFc
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Rutibex posted:but i liked superman returns Wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LhIuetbjgg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08z-D9jkAQU
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Apr 6, 2016 22:38
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I have exclusive sneak preview of Batman training Batgirl in the next movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCbXl-BR-9U
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Apr 6, 2016 23:24
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Ehud posted:guys I am going to be out of town for work with nothing to do for like 4 nights while I'm in a strange town Watch porn. Wack off. Go to bed early. Just like every other sad pointless night of your life.
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somebody was asking if cineD was quoting zizek yetquote:The metaphor of the armor in both movies(Zod/Batman) nicely gets to the heart of this as well. With Zod it was something he removes by himself, to embrace his 'transcendence', the visual execution nails this really well for both of them. For Batman it's to avoid engaging with the existential crisis created by the rule of "No Killing", his branding being the manifestation of this bizarre internalised ritual. His armor being torn/damaged in a battle with Superman nicely illustrates coming to terms with these "rules" in the face of radical christian love. the answer is yes
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If you like Zizek then you should probably just kill yourself.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:somebody was asking if cineD was quoting zizek yet I'm printing this out and putting it in a bottle so I can breathe the ultra-jenkem.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:somebody was asking if cineD was quoting zizek yet Always nice to be reminded that I'm on a website with insane people.
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Why are my most successful threads movie threads? Is that all I'm good for? Yes.
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The guy who loves zizek also said the avengers are the villains of the marvel movies soooo
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many johnnys posted:Delivery was pretty good too Also I realized they aren't going to have Michael Ironsides voice Darkseid so what's the point of doing a movie with Darkseid then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0pcChyV6o4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phWcmwlpjQo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qXyRETjy-Q I love how  Clancy Brown voices Lex, its perfectZombie Boat posted:The guy who loves zizek also said the avengers are the villains of the marvel movies soooo
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I really wish I understood how Zizek became the "it" guy for critical theory this generation
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