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Man whenever I hear about that lake house I always think of that party he threw that Robin showed up at and him telling that awful story about the chick that gave him a lapdance and how he just wanted to take a shower the entire time the party was going on. Only he was really just doing drugs in his room. I remember rolling my eyes while he told that story for the first time.
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Artie said on his show a couple weeks ago that he sold that place, unless this isn't his beach house.Former Human posted:Doesn't Artie do his podcast from his house? Or is this a different one? He has a condo in Hoboken he does it from. Cactus Jack fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Bonzo posted:Artie is have an "estate sale" Doesn't Artie do his podcast from his house? Or is this a different one?
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Speaking of Todd Packer compilations, I was listening to the Sal one and within the first minute of his first ever in studio appearance, he claims he is "personal friends with the Beastie Boys." Good ol Boiler Room bullshit Sal
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Snark posted:Speaking of Todd Packer compilations, I was listening to the Sal one and within the first minute of his first ever in studio appearance, he claims he is "personal friends with the Beastie Boys." Good ol Boiler Room bullshit Sal A buddy of mine spent 3 months as a roadie for a local rock band that was only popular in the town we grew up in. Even today he acts like he's BFFs with all of them even though they broke up 20 years ago. Some of the guys own a music store now and he doesn't know why they won't give him "friend prices" on gear.
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Isn't there a goon in here that lives in the same town as Artie's shorehouse?
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Was Artie's lake/shorehouse that McMansion that was part of a really cramped neighborhood that was jammed out on some really tiny peninsula on the Atlantic? The one he bought and then a few years later just couldn't sell because nobody would buy it and it was really crampled on the inside as well?
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Found perusing the gifs subreddit under the title "I dont know what this is or why it exists but I wanted to share it."
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Was Artie's lake/shorehouse that McMansion that was part of a really cramped neighborhood that was jammed out on some really tiny peninsula on the Atlantic? The one he bought and then a few years later just couldn't sell because nobody would buy it and it was really crampled on the inside as well? Yup, its like way overpriced for the neighborhood too.
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I remember him being so mad that the guy wasn't an "official" measurer, like the company that makes Realdolls needs to employ an in-house full-time measurer for some reason.
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Apr 3, 2016 17:27
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Those loving hands
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Apr 3, 2016 23:26
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Jose Oquendo posted:Those loving hands like squeezing a rotten plum
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His bitterness towards people with not-hosed-up fingers really shined through when he threatened to fly to New York and break all of Fred's fingers.
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JB50 posted:Yup, its like way overpriced for the neighborhood too. I wonder how much of a loss he took on it.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I wonder how much of a loss he took on it. He listed it at like 3.5 mil and came all the way down to 1.5 years later, so between that and taxes and upkeep he probably lost his rear end on it. Found this on Dawgshed so take it with a grain of salt: quote:Friend of mine is connected in the Jersey Shore Realty. Says it will sell for low to mid 900,000. House is located below the flood plain, suffered damage from Sandy. Property Taxes are 40,000.00 per year. Sounds like he hasnt even sold it yet. JB50 fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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JB50 posted:He listed it at like 3.5 mil and came all the way down to 1.5 years later, so between that and taxes and upkeep he probably lost his rear end on it. Hope he didn't pay it off at once. Let the bank take it at that point.
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Transmodiar posted:You mean this? WE SPEAK YOUR NAME (Thanks)
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2006-06-05: ETM: Howard, I'm not (sleeping with Tabitha Stevens). I don't want to be with someone who has a list of partners longer than 'War and Peace'. So... yeah, that totally explains The Bunny Ranch.  EDIT: Oh poo poo, that clip from that day is also the very first time 'flying with balloons' was ever brought up. Wow 
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That was also the period in his life where he thought he could bag Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood if the show set up a date for him. He was beyond delusional back then and I think Fratto eventually pounded it into his head he was never going to get laid ever because even nice girls aren't that generous when it comes to loving horrible monsters so he just resigned himself to whores or virgin-for-life and the choice became easy.
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Good Jackie the puppet video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfV4mTzhQg8
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jase1 posted:Good Jackie the puppet video. Tom is the best here. "well Nancy and I discussed it, and if I have to back to the mattresses then I will"
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Anytime Billy says "weeed" with such glee is my favorite.
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jase1 posted:Anytime Billy says "weeed" with such glee is my favorite. His deadpan Jackie "Jimsen" gets me every time
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Here's the above video in something more than 4 colors and also the original presentation of the puppet from a fan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agF66h4ZrYg
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:2006-06-05: To be fair, he's saying this from the perspective of someone who's never had pussy. Notice his galavanting around the Ranch after that happened!
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Cliche Guevara posted:To be fair, he's saying this from the perspective of someone who's never had pussy. Man, I wish he was still around for more ball busting.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:2006-06-05: Crotch Bat posted:That was also the period in his life where he thought he could bag Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood if the show set up a date for him. He was beyond delusional back then and I think Fratto eventually pounded it into his head he was never going to get laid ever because even nice girls aren't that generous when it comes to loving horrible monsters so he just resigned himself to whores or virgin-for-life and the choice became easy. Note that this is another occasion where Eric can go for a bad situation, refuses, and goes into an even worse one before. Keep in mind that when someone was finally suckered into loving the loser, it was Air Force Amy and he even went down on her. Guess that big ol' list doesn't matter when he's in breathing distance of getting some. He was delusional as hell. He was stupid enough to think that going for a meet-and-greet was the same as going on a first date. And there was really no choice for Eric: he was going to jump at any woman who offered. Just nobody wanted to because emotionally and mentally he was a greasy pervert. Cliche Guevara posted:To be fair, he's saying this from the perspective of someone who's never had pussy. And recall that he got upset when someone brought up that the two hookers didn't really care for him. That was loving hilarious: "I don't want to gently caress her, she has slept with so many guys that DON'T TELL ME THOSE HOOKERS DIDN'T LOVE ME!" It would be a Louie DePalma level of sad if Eric wasn't such a loathsome little bag of fat. Rupert Buttermilk posted:Man, I wish he was still around for more ball busting. I get the feeling that if he had pulled through for another decade we would have finally gotten some real gem that his family is glad never made it on the air. Maybe something about the lakehouse or Eric being a failed abortion from a rape or something.
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To be frank, if you were eric, and exceeded every life expectancy prediction given to you, what would stop you from giving oral sex to a bunny rancher?
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parthenocarpy posted:To be frank, if you were eric, and exceeded every life expectancy prediction given to you, what would stop you from giving oral sex to a bunny rancher? Dignity?
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Crotch Bat posted:Dignity? parthenocarpy posted:To be frank, if you were eric, and exceeded every life expectancy prediction given to you, what would stop you from giving oral sex to a bunny rancher?
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Yeah I think after he enthusiastically engaged in phone sex with "Carrie Underwood" after speaking on the phone to her for all of two minutes, and had that played endlessly on the air, a lot of his concern about dignity had to have disappeared.
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Artie has no new jokes or stories at all, right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxuoDU0mllk
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FogHelmut posted:Artie has no new jokes or stories at all, right While I agree... The whole show is about comedians telling stories....and this is Artie's best story. (Well, ash Wednesday maybe) He does seem sober and pretty with it...so theres that I guess.. Its so much better with Fred's drops...the car screeching away in particular. Mr Lance Murdock fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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Crotch Bat posted:Dignity? Sand Monster posted:Yeah I think after he enthusiastically engaged in phone sex with "Carrie Underwood" after speaking on the phone to her for all of two minutes, and had that played endlessly on the air, a lot of his concern about dignity had to have disappeared. I think Eric was told was dignity was but didn't know what it was. This is a guy who raised holy hell about being a realdoll and flying with balloons but never thought that taking pics of his dick or allowing pics of himself on the Bunny Ranch website were that big of a deal (his main objection to the Bunny Ranch pictures was that the show promoted them instead of them being there). Then again, this plays into how his empathy was poo poo. He wasn't a very bright person at all. In any other case, having the show unleashed on him would seem senselessly cruel. But he was so obnoxious and arrogant that he got everything he deserved.
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FogHelmut posted:Artie has no new jokes or stories at all, right That show asked him to do that story specifically, so he did it. 
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I'd rather listen to Artie tell old stories than hear him do any new stand up, considering he literally put my brother to sleep when we saw him. I've been listening to the Gary Sleeping saga and man, if Scott Depace wasn't putting it on for the show in that, he truly is a piece of garbage. For those who don't remember the story, Gary had a camera in his office that was always on because Depace and Goodstein couldn't figure out how to make a camera turn on and off when his mic was on for the show. They caught him napping on the job and gave the footage to Howard. They had made a agreement that they could have the camera running at all times as long as they only use footage when he is speaking on the show. This blew up into a big thing where it gets diverted from how Gary slept on the job, to how Depace is a complete lowlife.
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Scott Depace isn't just a piece of human garbage, he thinks he is one of the good guys. Always unapologetically parroting Fox News on a wide variety of topics that he didn't understand.
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I had heard that whole thing before, but a refresher is always appreciated, boff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQzbgzG7yIg gently caress Scott Depace. And what the gently caress was up with him not thinking that there's ANY value in learning to play an instrument?  GodDAMN, man. EDIT: Hahaha, I had never seen this before. Fuuuuuuuuuuck Depace. Jesus loving christ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek-G_TYvyck Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Apr 6, 2016 |
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My favorite DePace story was in 1994 (when he joined) - he wandered into Lucky Chengs, a notorious drag bar in NYC and was caught smooching a dude in drag. It was great because he was pissed yet, defensive in that 'if you saw what she looked like' as if it was not a dude...hilarity. Someone find that clip! edit hahahah! http://youtu.be/sPokDsfhWI8
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