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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Bellissima!

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ein cooler Typ posted:

the documentary "Mad Max" taught me that biker gangs are a real threat in Australia

BIKIE gangs!! you didn't learn a drat thing

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Bikers are just people who ride motorcycles. Bikies are the beardy meth makers with a preference for loud sub-standard motorcycles.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Bikies hassled me at maccas while I was just having a ciggie on my schoolies :(

NuttO
Oct 22, 2001

sold fifty gold sixty platinum

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Bikies hassled me at maccas while I was just having a ciggie on my schoolies :(

sounds more like a bunch of toolies imo

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
When a bikie runs somebody over on purpose, have they committed a murdie?

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Grendels Dad posted:

When a bikie runs somebody over on purpose, have they committed a murdie?

Now you're getting it, ya fat oval office.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010




subtitle spelling loving up the joke if you ask me, but there it is

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man
I don't get what's so hard about bikie. You don't call them hippers, do you?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Gromit posted:

Bikers are just people who ride motorcycles. Bikies are the beardy meth makers with a preference for loud sub-standard motorcycles.

Uh it's called ICE, not meth, thank you :colbert:.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Bikie sounds like what a three year old calls their bigwheel. It's diminutive as hell. I wouldn't call a meth addict leather daddy anything that sounds like I'm purposefully infantalizing him out of extreme disrespect because I don't have dental right now.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'd be more worried about my life insurance personally.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Hra Mormo posted:

I don't get what's so hard about bikie. You don't call them hippers, do you?

Hipsters, though.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

wayfinder posted:

Hipsters, though.

Not in Australia buddy, they're hipsties here

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Krinkle posted:

Bikie sounds like what a three year old calls...

The same could be said of basically all Australian slang.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The same could be said of basically all Australian slang.

Meanie

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Regressing to an infantile state seems a very reasonable response to living in a place where everything is trying to kill you.



eta: This doesn't explain why NZ has the same slang. I think they've gone the other way: the country is so safe that Kiwis never had to grow up. :downs:

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Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Hirayuki posted:

Regressing to an infantile state seems a very reasonable response to living in a place where everything is trying to kill you.



eta: This doesn't explain why NZ has the same slang. I think they've gone the other way: the country is so safe that Kiwis never had to grow up. :downs:

Does it cost 30 bananas a day to keep the spider OFF or ON the toilet?

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Sloober posted:

Does it cost 30 bananas a day to keep the spider OFF or ON the toilet?

You don't want to find out what happens if the spider doesn't get its 30 bananas.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

And More posted:

You don't want to find out what happens if the spider doesn't get its 30 bananas.

tbh 30 bananas a day is slave wages and if that's all it demands you should pay it, it's doing you a service.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Hra Mormo posted:

I don't get what's so hard about bikie. You don't call them hippers, do you?

No a hipper is a 200 mL bottle of hard liquor kept in the back pocket. Paper bag optional.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


IDGI. Obama makes a phone call to Chuck Norris and Burlesconi earns his redwings?

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

DandyLion posted:

IDGI. Obama makes a phone call to Chuck Norris and Burlesconi earns his redwings?

Barack posted:

Chuck, hey yeah bud you wont believe this. That creep Burlesconi just paid me $1000 to go down on Michelle. I told him ok but only if it is done in the dark. She's been ragging all week. You should of seen his face.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

DandyLion posted:

IDGI. Obama makes a phone call to Chuck Norris and Burlesconi earns his redwings?

http://www.redwingshoes.com/

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam

missed opportunity

edit: drat, somebody thought of this before i must hang my head in shame

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_Red_Wings

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
No more Australian slang please, I have to live this poo poo.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No do keep talking about Australian meth biking. I need my fixie.

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


?

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

Didn't even spill any sauce for a blood effect. Kids these days.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hra Mormo posted:

Didn't even spill any sauce for a blood effect. Kids these days.

Dude, with what the Daily Bugle pays him, that is like a month's salary.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Hra Mormo posted:

Didn't even spill any sauce for a blood effect. Kids these days.

At least he brought the torso part.

bilperkins2
Nov 22, 2004

Fashion for Dogz
:france:

Ak Gara posted:

At least he brought the torso part.



I never noticed before... He's not wearing a shirt - that's painted on.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

And a good bit of the web pattern is wire or plastic. I'd say we know who went to more effort.

D'you mind, mate, occupied. Rude.

Deadman63
Apr 16, 2005


How do you go through all that trouble and miss having a box opened with rice spilling everywhere?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Lizard Combatant posted:

No more Australian slang please, I have to live this poo poo.

I actually thought "bikie" was just a typo and everyone was just running with the joke. It wasn't until someone posted that comedian I realized that no, it's real and legit.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Deadman63 posted:

How do you go through all that trouble and miss having a box opened with rice spilling everywhere?

That's a waste of rice. It's irresponsible.

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James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

Is the joke that it's a hipster bike or is this an obscure loss edit? Either way I'd say mine is worse.

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