Immortan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9tcswoomvM

This is greatest loving thing I've ever seen

Helsing posted:

I didn't think it could get any better than the Trump / GOT mashup but I was so wrong.

Immortan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9tcswoomvM

This is greatest loving thing I've ever seen

Top City Homo posted:

Immortan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9tcswoomvM

This is greatest loving thing I've ever seen

Immortan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9tcswoomvM

This is greatest loving thing I've ever seen

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I am entertained.

as halfway crooks posted:

game of thrones version was way better imho

Immortan posted:

Darth Trump was way better than that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

As a Chicagoan I'm really starting to worry the 68 convention will be eclipsed finally


edit- let's not forget we haven't even gotten a sense of leftists who will be in town to protest this.

quote:

Donald Trump has a more than two-to-one lead over his closest rival, John Kasich, in the Republican presidential front-runner's home state of New York, a new poll finds.

A Monmouth University survey released Wednesday shows Trump taking 52 percent support, followed by Kasich at 25 percent. Ted Cruz has 17 percent.
The April 19 primary in New York will go a long way toward determining whether Trump can reach the 1,237 delegates he needs to win the GOP nomination outright and avoid a contested convention.

At Trump’s current level of support, he’s on pace to take a strong majority of the state’s 95 delegates, and it appears that he may run the board.

“If this result holds in every single congressional district, Trump will walk away with nearly all of New York State’s delegates,” said Monmouth University pollster Patrick Murray.

A majority of New York Republicans — 57 percent — said Trump’s myriad controversial remarks, from musing about punishing women who get abortions should they be made illegal to encouraging a nuclear arms race in Asia, will have no impact on how they vote in the primary.

Twenty-nine percent said Trump’s controversial remarks make them less likely to support him, while 7 percent said they’re more likely to support Trump because of his comments.

Seventy-two percent of Republicans in New York say that sharing their home state with Trump will have no bearing on whether they support him or not. Fourteen percent said they’re proud to hail from the same state as Trump, while 13 percent said they’re embarrassed.

Kasich is the Republican candidate who does best in a head-to-head match-up against Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton, according to pollsters.

If the Ohio governor were the GOP nominee, 80 percent of Republican primary voters said they’d cast a ballot for him over Clinton. Only 70 percent said the same of Trump, and 66 percent of Cruz.

“It is interesting that Kasich would be a stronger nominee in Trump’s home state, but it is purely academic,” said Murray. “There is almost no probability that any Republican would be able to win New York’s electoral votes.”

Kasich has no chance to win the nomination outright, but is staying in the race in hopes of an open convention. He’s argued that he’ll run stronger than Cruz as the anti-Trump alternative in upcoming contests in the northeast.

There is still an opening, however, for Kasich and Cruz to make gains on Trump, the poll found.

Forty percent of New York Republicans said they are unlikely to change their minds from the candidate they currently support, but 34 percent said they’re willing to consider a different candidate. Twelve percent said they’re hardly committed to their candidate at all, and 14 percent are undecided.

The Monmouth survey of 302 likely New York GOP primary voters was conducted between April 3 and April 5 and has 5.6-percentage-point margin of error.

Helsing posted:

Bloody but unbowed


Please, GOP, give the nomination to the lizard-in-a-human-suit that only one in four of your own members actually supports.

Helical Nightmares posted:

More specific please.

Best Giraffe posted:

Friends, will President Trump deport my cute Muslim coworker? Do I need to make sure to sleep with her before November, just in case??

Helsing posted:

Bloody but unbowed


Please, GOP, give the nomination to the lizard-in-a-human-suit that only one in four of your own members actually supports.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

You are gross.

Best Giraffe posted:

Friends, will President Trump deport my cute Muslim coworker? Do I need to make sure to sleep with her before November, just in case??

Fidel Castronaut posted:

You are gross.

Maoist Pussy posted:

Women can't be Muslims, dummy.

Best Giraffe posted:

Friends, will President Trump deport my cute Muslim coworker? Do I need to make sure to sleep with her before November, just in case??

as halfway crooks posted:

yep, drat those sexhavers and their gross urges

Fidel Castronaut posted:

You are gross.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

You are gross.

Powercrazy posted:

What's gross about his statement? The muslim? The woman? The sex?

Powercrazy posted:

What's gross about his statement? The muslim? The woman? The sex?

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I shouldn't have to explain why a person is gross for expressing sadness over racist deportation practices because of the consequences it will have for the imaginary world in which he will have sex with his fetish object.

But here I do because there are a lot of low-grade trash people itt.

baquerd posted:

Are you saying Muslim women are nothing but fetish objects and there couldn't be any other reason he'd want to have sex with her?

Revenants Return posted:

Is trump on track to win or not

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I shouldn't have to explain why a person is gross for expressing sadness over racist deportation practices because of the consequences it will have for the imaginary world in which he will have sex with his fetish object.

But here I do because there are a lot of low-grade trash people itt.

Maoist Pussy posted:

Sexual immorality is the Devil Patriarchy at work, friend.

Powercrazy posted:

I don't think you "get" YCS.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I shouldn't have to explain why a person is gross for expressing sadness over racist deportation practices because of the consequences it will have for the imaginary world in which he will have sex with his fetish object.

But here I do because there are a lot of low-grade trash people itt.

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

After New York I'm pretty sure he'll be the only person who can still mathematically get to 1237 delegates by the convention.

Helical Nightmares posted:

Hey Fidel, instead proving that you are a goony uneducated virgin on a daily basis, why don't you fill out the FAFSA and get some student aid for a decent college with a useful degree to elevate yourself out of your daily self loathing pantsshitting.

https://fafsa.ed.gov

Not too late to start thinking about the Fall semester. This time take those math courses that made you so mad in high school that they didn't see your brilliance.

Here in the Trump thread, we love the poorly educated.