LemonDrizzle posted:

What in the name of all that is good and holy are FCON trying to achieve at the moment?

https://zkillboard.com/system/30002955/

VideoGames posted:

This is a dumb report:

Eonwe posted:

which makes sense, since the division is likely very bad, and the VR thread is the 2016 version of CONSOLE WARS

DisgracelandUSA posted:

hakimashou posted:

holy gently caress troika you are a goonfucking buddyfucking piece of poo poo arent you

this guy stole a fellow goon's reputation marks bonus in star trak online and then /ignored me in the game when i confronted him

Snibe posted:

Hello old, new, and returning eve goons and allies, here is some of your leadership talking about your coalition and its members, as well as the state of the war.

Please enjoy.

http://pastebin.com/scKpkm6j

DisgracelandUSA posted:

E:

vyst posted:

Nice elysium logs nobody gives a gently caress about

ullerrm posted:

On a less rear end in a top hat note, seriously, think about it. Next patch, you don't need HICs to tackle supers

Eonwe posted:

since the division is likely very bad

Snibe posted:

Hello old, new, and returning eve goons and allies, here is some of your leadership talking about your coalition and its members, as well as the state of the war.

Please enjoy.

http://pastebin.com/scKpkm6j

Snibe posted:

Hello old, new, and returning eve goons and allies, here is some of your leadership talking about your coalition and its members, as well as the state of the war.

Please enjoy.

http://pastebin.com/scKpkm6j

Drythe posted:

a sig to downvote reddit would be cool imo

Zarcnest posted:

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Courtesy of yet another guy that paid to not post ever unless there's a chance to be smug in the evil goons' faces.

And what a chance it was

pugnax posted:

Who is this tiberizzle dude?

quote:

(8:59:05 AM) tiberizzle: man
(8:59:09 AM) tiberizzle: this war is fuckin hopeless lol
(8:59:40 AM) tiberizzle: literally nobody will listen to anything
(10:56:27 AM) powers_sa: only if you give up
(11:06:46 AM) destoration: ahahaha fcon
(11:06:49 AM) destoration: ahahahahaha
(11:07:18 AM) tiberizzle: eh?
(11:07:25 AM) destoration: https://zkillboard.com/kill/53106649/
(11:07:31 AM) destoration: https://zkillboard.com/kill/53106422/ https://zkillboard.com/kill/53106458/
(11:07:40 AM) destoration: broadcast name and shame!
(11:08:11 AM) tiberizzle: like i just dont care anymore
(11:08:20 AM) tiberizzle: ive been telling them for weeks we need them to fight in saranen
(11:08:25 AM) tiberizzle: if they wait too long they wont be able to extract at all
(11:08:37 AM) tiberizzle: months even
(11:08:53 AM) tiberizzle: and here we are
(11:08:56 AM) jay_amazingness: tiberizzle: i had like 5 people pm me yesterday asking if i could move thier super from dek :P
(11:08:59 AM) tiberizzle: with all their poo poo stuck in branch
(11:09:02 AM) destoration: lul
(11:09:20 AM) destoration: ok i understand you don't care tib
(11:09:22 AM) tiberizzle: same poo poo with sma
(11:09:30 AM) tiberizzle: yesterday we had a chance to make a play
(11:09:34 AM) tiberizzle: on the pl move op
(11:09:41 AM) destoration: kcolor: kilgarth can you broadcast and poo poo on this fcon guy
(11:09:52 AM) tiberizzle: we found the target
(11:10:01 AM) tiberizzle: where they were moving
(11:10:02 AM) destoration: what happened there? I was asleep and missed it.
(11:10:06 AM) tiberizzle: i asked one of our fleets out to redirect
(11:10:10 AM) tiberizzle: to support our dictors
(11:10:18 AM) tiberizzle: hurf blurf have to hold gsol's hand ur not my real dad
(11:10:21 AM) destoration: did we actually get tackle/
(11:10:26 AM) tiberizzle: ya we tackled everything
(11:10:29 AM) destoration: lawl
(11:10:30 AM) tiberizzle: we had one bumped like 50k off tackled
(11:10:36 AM) tiberizzle: but there was a svipul fleet there shredding our dictors
(11:10:40 AM) tiberizzle: and the caracal fleet i asked to move refused to
(11:10:43 AM) tiberizzle: like
(11:10:44 AM) destoration: we literally can't do anything right
(11:10:51 AM) tiberizzle: we dont need a skyteam for this fuckin trainwreck of a human being war
(11:10:54 AM) tiberizzle: we just need to disband
(11:11:00 AM) tiberizzle: because nobody listens
(11:11:07 AM) tiberizzle: nobody sees whats happening
(11:11:19 AM) destoration: the mythical *skyteam
(11:11:22 AM) tiberizzle: its just a bunch of dumb faggots doing whatever the gently caress they feel like and getting hazed non-stop
(11:11:24 AM) jay_amazingness: so many people think everything is safe
(11:11:27 AM) destoration: who exactly is the skyteam atm
(11:11:45 AM) jay_amazingness: i am gonna be so happy when we lose space and all the worthless fucks leave
(11:11:59 AM) destoration: heh we don't even need to lose space for that to happen jay_amazingness
(11:12:01 AM) jay_amazingness: gonna be trimming da fat harder than p90x
(11:12:04 AM) destoration: yea
(11:12:06 AM) tiberizzle: i hope you realize that like
(11:12:09 AM) tiberizzle: nobody is going to be left
(11:12:18 AM) tiberizzle: when all the worthless fucks leave
(11:12:33 AM) tiberizzle: (it's a joke about the entire coalition being worthless fucks)
(11:12:35 AM) destoration: there'll be a few people left
(11:12:37 AM) powers_sa: haha
(11:12:50 AM) powers_sa: tiberizzle it'll mean we have less blues
(11:12:52 AM) destoration: i'm fine with there only being a few people left
(11:13:00 AM) destoration: fuckit go kill nerds
(11:13:20 AM) destoration: i doubt anyone will learn their lesson either.
(11:13:41 AM) tiberizzle: there are so many points in the glacial evolution of this poo poo
(11:13:42 AM) powers_sa: for real though if we lose blues and let fags have sov
(11:13:44 AM) tiberizzle: where if people just loving
(11:13:46 AM) tiberizzle: did what i said
(11:13:57 AM) tiberizzle: it probably wouldnt have happened, it would have never snowballed to this point
(11:13:58 AM) powers_sa: yeah wouldn't that be nice
(11:14:05 AM) destoration: yea
(11:14:16 AM) destoration: I think there still woulda been somekind of "war"
(11:14:19 AM) destoration: but not on this scale
(11:14:19 AM) powers_sa: but you have to work with what you have right now
(11:14:30 AM) powers_sa: you don't have to
(11:14:33 AM) powers_sa: but i mean our leadership does
(11:14:39 AM) powers_sa: retards who don't listn
(11:14:45 AM) tiberizzle: i mean what we have right now is literally the end
(11:14:53 AM) powers_sa: our allies have perpetually been retards who don't listen
(11:15:00 AM) powers_sa: so if htey get hosed to death we tried to help
(11:15:06 AM) jay_amazingness: destoration: http://puu.sh/o9ytN/869353a625.png
(11:15:08 AM) powers_sa: this is from a seasoned diplomat
(11:15:19 AM) tiberizzle: im not sure if people actually understand that but we literally arent going to hold deklein or like any sov at all in a month or two
(11:15:23 AM) powers_sa: they have all been capable of being great equals
(11:15:28 AM) tiberizzle: and we're probably going to lose another 10-15k dudes and an ally or two
(11:15:29 AM) powers_sa: but none of them want to take the steps to make it doable
(11:15:36 AM) powers_sa: they just sit back and wait for us to give htem content
(11:15:36 AM) MostlyLaptop [mostlyharmlesss@goonfleet.com/WP] entered the room.
(11:15:47 AM) destoration: oh there's still named skymarshals?
(11:15:48 AM) destoration: lol
(11:15:56 AM) jay_amazingness: esildra lol
(11:16:01 AM) powers_sa: tiberizzle tho lol
(11:16:21 AM) destoration: i thought esilrda stepped down a notch or something
(11:16:23 AM) tiberizzle: and tbh at the rate these guys are coalition building
(11:16:28 AM) tiberizzle: we aren't going to take it back :V
(11:16:36 AM) powers_sa: here's the thing
(11:16:39 AM) powers_sa: and i told this to lucia
(11:16:44 AM) powers_sa: these guys are really great at starting wars
(11:16:47 AM) destoration: i dunno man, coalition building?
(11:16:53 AM) powers_sa: but really lovely at finishing and holding a coalition together
(11:16:57 AM) destoration: i feel like you're giving them too much credit
(11:16:59 AM) powers_sa: yeah
(11:17:03 AM) powers_sa: great at starting wars
(11:17:06 AM) powers_sa: but after a while
(11:17:09 AM) powers_sa: they hate being blue to each other
(11:17:13 AM) destoration: are pl going to settle down and hold everyone's hand?
(11:17:16 AM) powers_sa: right now a ton of them are being paid to be blue
(11:17:21 AM) destoration: is everyone suddenly going to be friends 4ever?
(11:17:22 AM) powers_sa: if you get them to infight that stops
(11:17:31 AM) powers_sa: that's where our staying power has been better
(11:17:48 AM) destoration: i mean yea we're going to be a skeleton compared to our peak
(11:18:00 AM) destoration: but i don't think it'll be the end
(11:18:20 AM) powers_sa: just means we'll be able to farm guristas fags endlesslyt
(11:18:23 AM) powers_sa: FINALLY
(11:18:39 AM) destoration: more people than moa to go hunt
(11:18:43 AM) destoration: lol
(11:18:53 AM) powers_sa: yeah this is healthy for our asymmetrical warfare groups
(11:18:58 AM) powers_sa: bad for lazy fucks
(11:19:14 AM) powers_sa: it is the end of the world if your whole game is loggin in supers though
(11:19:19 AM) powers_sa: : ^ )
(11:19:42 AM) destoration: :rip: my titan
(11:19:52 AM) powers_sa: wts wyvern
(11:19:57 AM) destoration: 5bil
(11:21:11 AM) destoration: also people keep going on about the horn of goondoor poo poo
(11:21:19 AM) tiberizzle: anyway i guess what im saying i just dont care anymore, the time where what we did ended weeks, months ago, and all the wrong choices were made
(11:21:19 AM) destoration: why hasn't it been "sounded" yet
(11:22:04 AM) destoration: back when it was obvious our numbers loving sucked balls
(11:22:19 AM) destoration: i get that tiberizzle
(11:22:34 AM) tiberizzle: people refused to accept the gravity of the situation
(11:22:36 AM) destoration: you went above and beyond sticking with it for as long as you did
(11:23:08 AM) destoration: i suppose this will be a good reality check
(11:23:15 AM) destoration: :lol:
(11:24:13 AM) destoration: some guys were talking about the reddit circlejerk in propaganda last night and what we can do about it
(11:24:25 AM) powers_sa: yeah you can actually have fun now
(11:25:19 AM) destoration: and it's probably too little too late
(11:25:31 AM) kcolor: welcome to the team, tiberizzle, some options include rust and marvel heroes
(11:26:00 AM) destoration: it was brought up months ago and mittens flatout said he doesn't give a gently caress about reddit
(11:26:15 AM) jay_amazingness: ya ive been having hella fun with rust
(11:26:22 AM) destoration: so i dunno how much headway we can make unless leadership is behind it
(11:26:54 AM) destoration: have you given up too kcolor
(11:27:11 AM) tiberizzle: well ive been emphasizing the extent to which losing the propaganda war is creating this situation
(11:27:13 AM) tiberizzle: so
(11:27:19 AM) tiberizzle: people care a little about "The Reddit Problem"
(11:28:20 AM) destoration: i mean i don't like reddit in general because gently caress those fags
(11:28:38 AM) jay_amazingness: no tiberizzle dont you see
(11:28:47 AM) jay_amazingness: SA is a superior posting platform
(11:28:49 AM) destoration: but trying to enact change on reddit also stomps on their sandcastle
(11:28:52 AM) destoration: which i'm cool with
(11:29:02 AM) tiberizzle: its not about like
(11:29:06 AM) MostlyLaptop left the room.
(11:29:12 AM) tiberizzle: which audience is superior or who are faggots or whatever
(11:29:33 AM) destoration: i think with reddit the point is ccp pays attention to it
(11:29:36 AM) tiberizzle: its about the GRR GOON RESPONSIBLE FOR HOLOCAUST KILL GOON MAKE GAME GREAT AGAIN message resonating in spite of the fact that its literally ludicrous
(11:29:50 AM) tiberizzle: we're not even the largest "stagnant" nullsec empire
(11:29:59 AM) tiberizzle: THE ONE ALL THE FAGGOTS DOGPILING US HAVE THEIR RENTERS IN IS
(11:30:05 AM) tiberizzle: like
(11:30:18 AM) destoration: good luck changing that narrative
(11:30:21 AM) tiberizzle: whats happened here is nc/pl/iwi/???
(11:30:33 AM) tiberizzle: have summoned a reddit army / internet hate mob basically
(11:30:49 AM) tiberizzle: and
(11:30:50 AM) tiberizzle: idk
(11:30:56 AM) tiberizzle: we lost the propaganda war
(11:31:01 AM) tiberizzle: due to apathy about the platform
(11:31:24 AM) destoration: i mean we could've at least been vote brigading stuff down no?
(11:31:25 AM) tiberizzle: failure to appreciate that "not caring about reddit" wasnt an option because its literally the only platform for discussion of in-game events
(11:31:59 AM) destoration: abuse broadcasts / make a loving sig that just posts links in jabber to downvote
(11:32:30 AM) tiberizzle: eh
(11:32:35 AM) tiberizzle: i mean itd be something
(11:32:52 AM) tiberizzle: the real issue is like every single active moderator is fanatically anti-goon
(11:32:55 AM) destoration: well i mean like even with the nazi mods
(11:33:04 AM) destoration: we should still be able to do stuff
(11:33:14 AM) tiberizzle: so even if we glass their message with ~weaponized vote brigading~~
(11:33:21 AM) tiberizzle: we wont be able to get our own message through
(11:33:22 AM) destoration: which they do
(11:33:29 AM) destoration: yea
(11:33:39 AM) destoration: but it also makes their posts look like less of a big deal
(11:33:46 AM) tiberizzle: also pl basically own ccp at this point
(11:33:50 AM) tiberizzle: idk
(11:33:58 AM) destoration: there's that too
(11:33:58 AM) jay_amazingness: doing anything with reddit is fighting a losing battle
(11:34:12 AM) jay_amazingness: modzis
(11:34:12 AM) destoration: supposedly it isn't jay_amazingness
(11:34:19 AM) tiberizzle: no it definitely is
(11:34:25 AM) tiberizzle: ive had like 20 accounts banned
(11:34:32 AM) destoration: kismeteer said that other reddit subs have been cleaned up
(11:34:37 AM) destoration: by the powers that be at reddit
(11:34:44 AM) tiberizzle: huh
(11:34:46 AM) tiberizzle: well
(11:34:48 AM) tiberizzle: maybe there's that

Drythe posted:

Kim, did you even skim the last page?

Kimsemus posted:

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Courtesy of yet another guy that paid to not post ever unless there's a chance to be smug in the evil goons' faces.

And what a chance it was

Kimsemus posted:

Oh look some people that post in this thread got reddited:


I too enjoy reposting invariably out of context remarks.

Cyaxares posted:

Lots of talk about the "Horn of Goondor" - is there really a reserve army of vets waiting to resubscribe or does mittens hold back on formally sounding it because the effect would be embarrassingly small?