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good luck! e. Absurd Alhazred posted:Bring Your Own Baby. |
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Apr 7, 2016 23:58
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trying to come up with something better than condadulations, but i can't... |
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i tried to come up with something better, bottle ["but i,ll"] have to admit i can't |
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not sure how long i can milk this [milk is what baby's drink] |
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there's no formula for great puns, they require some creativity |
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Apr 8, 2016 00:14
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I'm happy for you sid |
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I'm glad you're done, alnilam. I don't think I could bear any more of them.
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Oh yeah? Someone lay me down a beat, I got somethin to say I'm a little fetus and I'm growing by the pound Tiny rhymes are comin atcha by ultrasound You ask me to stop, but i don't know what to say My ability to speak is still a while away You want a rap battle, how bout a wrapped bottle My growth is predictable by medical models You on the other hand are slowly dyin So take my pacifier before you start cryin |
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how come the gas chamber and byob have the same font?
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Yobgoblin posted:how come the gas chamber and byob have the same font? Oh I'm afraid you're mistaken Mr Goblin, this is the other place 
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animal house in on right now
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Apr 8, 2016 00:48
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lol@alnilam congrats, Sid!
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alnilam posted:Oh yeah? Holy poo poo |
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alnilam posted:Oh yeah? Celluloid Sam posted:Holy poo poo your son is going to slay you like zues did to cronus, and cronus did to uranus for the record i hope this doesn't happen
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Luvcow posted:your son is going to slay you like zues did to cronus, and cronus did to uranus Maybe the kid will pop out of his forehead, like Athena did to Zeus? It might give him a... splitting headache. ---------------- |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Maybe the kid will pop out of his forehead, like Athena did to Zeus? ok this would be terrible too
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Maybe the kid will pop out of his forehead, like Athena did to Zeus? Jesus |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Maybe the kid will pop out of his forehead, like Athena did to Zeus? greek mythology is weird
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Also no horse tranqs.
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if the mom drinks prenatal radioactive waste you might get super hero offspring
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alnilam posted:Oh I'm afraid you're mistaken Mr Goblin, this is the other place
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Thank you drilldo 
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Mankind has survived for thousands upon thousands of generations, Drilldo. Untold numbers of fathers have been immesurably worse than Sid could ever hope to be. Besides, he has a job now, and last we knew he wasn't smoking. I've always liked Sid ('s posting), and I think he has a good chance at fathering well.
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Luvcow posted:perhaps BYOB can vote on all the kids major life decisions ? Some sort of RL CYOA, but with 'yobbers? It might just work.
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Some sort of RL CYOA, but with 'yobbers? It might just work. yes, this, exactly
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name it goku
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we will control the baby from a young age and eventually it will be our sleeper agent to fulfill byob's ultimate mission: to chill the president
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hey BYOB just doing my bi-weekly check in to make sure everything is ok.......is everything ok? |
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sid got pregnant and is gonna have a baby
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all i have is memes
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