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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Hip Flask
Dec 14, 2010

Zip Mask
Noone beats Bjarte Flem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP_En84aIOM&t=13s

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Classic Bjarte Flem.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
https://youtu.be/Se2h0GCMozA

Love a bit of Lehmann. What a mentalist

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/718070158481362944

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Holy poo poo, six years ago? Time flies.

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
Robben looks like Gilbert Gottfried when he's doing that celebration.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I loving hate that oval office, even when he scores against United. The goal isn't even that good TBF.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Xabi posted:

The goal isn't even that good TBF.

That's why it's really really funny

opus111
Jul 6, 2014


Love how he does about 4 different celebrations at once. 6 years, eh, bloody hell!

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
I believe at the time someone described it as rolling the right stick around on FIFA.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
compared to this also six year old goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bwtg5qjoMY
its a mediocre goal alright

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Xabi posted:

The goal isn't even that good TBF.
actually, it is

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
It is a good goal because it convinced Manchester United that Louis van Gaal was a good manager.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i thought i remembered maicon scoring a similar but better goal but all i can find is a similar one that isn't a single kick off a corner

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Jose posted:

i thought i remembered maicon scoring a similar but better goal but all i can find is a similar one that isn't a single kick off a corner

The one vs Juve? It's really good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqAwt-VI-84

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its good for sure but not what i was thinking of. He just smashed it into the back of the net from a corner some way out

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

For some reason I remember this being even cooler.

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011
I don't really need an excuse for posting this, but this happened 5 years (plus 2 days) ago, since we're talking bout' time flying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRQRyrg7Xxw

quote:

its good for sure but not what i was thinking of. He just smashed it into the back of the net from a corner some way out

Maicon never did this.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Thassa good goal.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I'm pretty sure that Maicon goal straight from a corner was for Brazil

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Not from a corner but I think it's this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbP0RsbbVsg

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Simone Poodoin posted:

Not from a corner but I think it's this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbP0RsbbVsg

That was a cross.

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011
He has/had a knock for scoring beautiful goals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdQs1DC_8js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2xcL-g6b7c

Probably the best right back of the late noughties, and I miss him very much.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Maicon was pretty cool but still my favourite Maicon moment is him getting absolutely destroyed over and over again by Gareth Bale

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Have a grainy video of either the worst miskick ever or the most obvious owngoal ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46-qI80-7j0

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
You could try to do that from there and miss 19 times out of 20, thassa gently caress up.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


https://twitter.com/fischkreutz_KG/status/718383322611781632

Großkreutz and Reus were ball boys in the UEFA Cup Final 2001, lol.

Healbot fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Apr 8, 2016

black.lion
Apr 1, 2004




For if he like a madman lived,
At least he like a wise one died.

This is sorta neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3DfU9CeEIQ

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
Barcelona went through 28 manager changes from 1960-1988

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Thom P. Tiers posted:

Barcelona went through 28 manager changes from 1960-1988

They all kept getting killed by Franco.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Thom P. Tiers posted:

Barcelona went through 28 manager changes from 1960-1988

In comparison to this, Rangers have had 14 in total

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Total Meatlove posted:

In comparison to this, Rangers have had 14 in total

That's a lot considering they've only existed for four years.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Total Meatlove posted:

In comparison to this, Rangers have had 14 in total

And 7 of them in the last 10 years.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

vyelkin posted:

That's a lot considering they've only existed for four years.
New Rangers went on a boating trip with Old Rangers, and then Old Rangers mysteriously died, but New Rangers took their place and carried on like nothing untoward happened. It's perfectly simple.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Total Meatlove posted:

In comparison to this, Rangers have had 14 in total

this must explain why they're such a European powerhouse

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:

Semprini posted:

New Rangers went on a boating trip with Old Rangers, and then Old Rangers mysteriously died, but New Rangers took their place and carried on like nothing untoward happened. It's perfectly simple.

Aye, as simple as Celtic having 1888 on their badge when they were formed in 1994. And the star above it.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Aye, as simple as Celtic having 1888 on their badge

What do the extra 4 words say?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Thom P. Tiers posted:

Barcelona went through 28 manager changes from 1960-1988

Palermo has gone through 36 managers since 2002.

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Simone Poodoin posted:

CONCACAF "champion's league" semifinal so no, pretty low stakes in a joke competition.

Meanwhile in the Oceania champions league, which I definitely knew existed,
https://gfycat.com/CoolBigheartedGiantschnauzer

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