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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


A guy in grad school rode a fixy to school mystifyingly. His pant got caught in the chain and because it's a ~fixy~ he ended up breaking his legs in the crash.

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James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

Goodpancakes posted:

A guy in grad school rode a fixy to school mystifyingly. His pant got caught in the chain and because it's a ~fixy~ he ended up breaking his legs in the crash.

And thus Skinny Jeans were born.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Goodpancakes posted:

A guy in grad school rode a fixy to school mystifyingly. His pant got caught in the chain and because it's a ~fixy~ he ended up breaking his legs in the crash.

And his name,......was David Mitchell.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

James Woods posted:

Is the joke that it's a hipster bike or is this an obscure loss edit?

It's a meth fixie.

Goodpancakes posted:

A guy in grad school rode a fixy to school mystifyingly. His pant got caught in the chain and because it's a ~fixy~ he ended up breaking his legs in the crash.

More like rad school :ducksiren:

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Karate Bastard posted:

It's a meth fixie.

Ice fixie.

I've thought about the idea of riding a fixed-gear mountain bike off road. Like, not just a single-speed, but a proper fixie. A fatbike. A fixie fatbike.

It's a stupid idea.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Uh it's called ICE, not meth, thank you :colbert:.

Shards, m8

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

tight aspirations has a new favorite as of 22:27 on Apr 7, 2016

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory
Does this go here
:roboluv:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-G4Wlh27oA&t=73s:roboluv:

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

This brings me back to middle school

Don't have a cow, white man!

Fozzie Bear
Jun 4, 2000

Rockin' out at the god damn bank

DandyLion posted:

And his name,......was David Mitchell.

This thread is really weird if your actual name is David Mitchell

lilspooky
Mar 21, 2006

Soulex posted:

Dude is a corrupt bigot, not surprised.

Easy man, he's just Italian. :cool:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Are you David Mitchell?

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Eh, it's not that weird.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Vermin Tanager
Jul 2, 2007
It was Robert Webb who rode the bikie, David Mitchell summoned angels.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Who What Now posted:

I actually thought "bikie" was just a typo and everyone was just running with the joke. It wasn't until someone posted that comedian I realized that no, it's real and legit.

Like I said

Hyperlynx posted:

"Bikie", "postie", "firie", "sickie", "ciggie".
All real slang terms used in Australia (and some of them the UK as well)

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Hyperlynx posted:

Like I said

All real slang terms used in Australia (and some of them the UK as well)

The Comedy Festival is on in Melbourne at the moment and it never gets old watching the complete disbelief from American comics who ask the audience what our local slang is for whatever word.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Hyperlynx posted:

"Bikie", "postie", "firie", "sickie", "ciggie".

All real slang terms used in Australia (and some of them the UK as well)

*slangie

NuttO
Oct 22, 2001

sold fifty gold sixty platinum

dumb. posted:

*slangie

lingo

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Australia was a mistake.

NuttO
Oct 22, 2001

sold fifty gold sixty platinum

1stGear posted:

Australia was a mistake.

nah, she'll be right

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


ate my baby

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

was his name-o

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

1stGear posted:

Australia was a mistake.

And then the British came along!

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

1stGear posted:

Australia was a mistake.

I think you mean Aussie.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Actual children's book.

King Doom
Dec 1, 2004
I am on the Internet.

Mierenneuker posted:

Her name is Chloe des Lysses. If you Google it you'll find enough material to get up to calm243.jpg (obviously :nws:)

You'll also inexplicably get a photo of a couple of severed heads in a bucket, so yeah. Don't let your curiosity win out this time.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Memento posted:



Actual children's book.

Not nearly as traumatising as that story book with the big kiss from "Auntie Sphincter-mouth", which I prefer not to GIS at the moment as I have just eaten.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mezzanine posted:

Not nearly as traumatising as that story book with the big kiss from "Auntie Sphincter-mouth", which I prefer not to GIS at the moment as I have just eaten.

... What? :staredog:

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
Don't be coy. We all have a sphincter aunt.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

King Doom posted:

You'll also inexplicably get a photo of a couple of severed heads in a bucket, so yeah. Don't let your curiosity win out this time.

That's calm1.jpg

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:eyepop:

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



I'm the creepy uncle in the background

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I'm the creepy uncle in the background

The creepy Charmin bear from that amazing edit has nothing on that dude.

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003


Don't know which is worse, if this was on purpose or an accident.

edit: I mean gently caress, that's a loving BUTTHOLE

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


look at that freak of nature with his freak thumb

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Chinaman7000 posted:

Don't know which is worse, if this was on purpose or an accident.

edit: I mean gently caress, that's a loving BUTTHOLE

Technically thats one of the kissin variety

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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I'm the creepy uncle in the background

I never even noticed the characters in the background. Check out the decapitated clown head on the right.

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