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Crane Fist posted:
Genuinely interested if a) Showbiz's scam is possible and b) how long it would actually take. 4 months seems generous if it can even be done at all.
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Is it me or does it look like Showbiz's living on courtesy shuttles is getting to him? He looks like he's lost a bunch of weight.
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I thought so too but he looks like he always has and also has always employed shaking his junk as a way of greeting.
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BizarroAzrael posted:Genuinely interested if a) Showbiz's scam is possible and b) how long it would actually take. 4 months seems generous if it can even be done at all. How do you cross the rockies and/or the desert?
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:How do you cross the rockies and/or the desert? With plastic bag shoes and Emeril food at the end.
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Apr 8, 2016 13:16
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Roast Beef comes from circumstances. One of them is Showbiz.
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Crane Fist posted:
The last Achewood. It could be interpreted as a message to us to stop wishing the good old days were still around 
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Apr 8, 2016 13:51
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achewood keeps being funny and im not letting myself look forward to it on friday's yet but these have all been solid for a while now
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Apr 8, 2016 13:59
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That was pretty much amazing from beginning to end, with an excellent alt-text to cap it off. I would rather spend time with Pat than Showbiz 
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Apr 8, 2016 14:53
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You gotta do something really special to get Pat to shake his junk at you in greeting
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HNNYAH!
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Jerusalem posted:That was pretty much amazing from beginning to end, with an excellent alt-text to cap it off. Pat's an rear end in a top hat, but you don't get the impression he's stealing from you and actively working to gently caress you over. Poor Beef.
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Of course he would douse himself in as much cologne as possible to hide his four month stank. And also of course he couldn't be assed to even steal a bottle of cologne(because he is actually terrible at stealing anything not in his brother's wallet) and just found some loving magazine inserts. Also jacking off with the magazine insert cologne. Classic showbiz. Mods please change my name to Hurts then Burns. Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Just Offscreen posted:Mods please change my name to Hurts then Burns.
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Heyooooo!
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What's the alt text
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Yeah come on guys if you're gonna post a link to the new strips then you may as well spoiler the alt text.
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I assume you're asking because you're on Mobile, but if you long press the image in Chrome (on an iPhone anyway, I assume it's the same on Android), it will show you the alt text. Safari doesn't work because the image is a link, but Chrome definitely does.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Yeah come on guys if you're gonna post a link to the new strips then you may as well spoiler the alt text. "It was actually magazine cologne inserts, but I believe his point still stands." But do get a better mobile browser.
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choobs posted:I assume it's the same on Android Nope, the Google browser does not have this functionality on the Google phone running Google's OS which makes perfect sense.
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Apr 8, 2016 19:29
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When was the last time we saw Showbiz? 7, 8 years?
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Apr 8, 2016 23:19
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He probably got arrested at some point in time.
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Didn't he get arrested for switching out all the fruit prior to Beef's wedding? I don't remember if we've seen him since then.
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BitterAvatar posted:Didn't he get arrested for switching out all the fruit prior to Beef's wedding? I don't remember if we've seen him since then. That was supposed to be his third strike. He probably plead it down.
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gently caress Showbiz.  
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Achewood Chat 13: In Which We Discuss a Cartoon Cat's Arrest Record
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Have we ever seen Showbiz interact with Lyle and Todd?
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Showbiz instinctively knows better than to hang around people who would shiv him or beat the poo poo out of him for stealing cash or otherwise being a completely worthless lowlife
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Apr 9, 2016 03:57
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Beef being ripped from using a mouse always cracks me up
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Happy Hippo posted:Have we ever seen Showbiz interact with Lyle and Todd? I don't think Showbiz can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town.
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Apr 9, 2016 04:12
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I love how Showbiz's petty assholery is trumped only by his total incompetence.
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BizarroAzrael posted:Genuinely interested if a) Showbiz's scam is possible and b) how long it would actually take. 4 months seems generous if it can even be done at all. I think you could get around most major metropolitan areas but you can't actually get between them. I have often wanted to do continental breakfast tours though. I feel like with semi-regular showers, a button down shirt tucked into your pants with a belt, and a satchel bag or briefcase, you could probably tour a serious number of hotels before people noticed that you were not really a customer.
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Countblanc posted:Beef being ripped from using a mouse always cracks me up Also I like that he was already primed to be furious because of how jinkety-assed the media player software that came with Showbiz's trick soap camera is
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tacodaemon posted:Also I like that he was already primed to be furious because of how jinkety-assed the media player software that came with Showbiz's trick soap camera is I feel like anything but a custom media player running on a sensible tower sporting an immaculately kept and customized build of ARCH would elicit good natured scorn, possibly rage, from Beef. I know this because I know a Beef.
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mysterious frankie posted:I feel like anything but a custom media player running on a sensible tower sporting an immaculately kept and customized build of ARCH would elicit good natured scorn, possibly rage, from Beef. I know this because I know a Beef. Let's be honest. Most, but not all, goons are Roast Beef.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Let's be honest. Most, but not all, goons are Roast Beef. I'm Teodor tho.
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Teodor always struck me as the most depressing, and maybe the one Chris himself most related to. Roast Beef had a horrible child hood that's essentially scarred him for life, but he still tries really hard. Teodor is basically a good person but he's never been pushed to do anything in his life, and odds are he never will. Is there a serenity in accepting that, and living a mediocre existence? We can't all be superstars, after all. And yet..the dissatisfaction lingers. Within that dissonance...lives Teodor.
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Tarranon posted:Teodor always struck me as the most depressing, and maybe the one Chris himself most related to. Roast Beef had a horrible child hood that's essentially scarred him for life, but he still tries really hard. The most Teodor comic.
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That is definitely the Roast Beefest strip.
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